There is no service Ring provides that is worthwhile. You don't need a camera doorbell. You don't need to be able to "answer" your doorbell remotely. Nothing. Take them down and burn them

Release the Pedro cam!

How could you look at this and think "we don't want that in america" Fuck yea that ruled so hard

This bar in Tarrant county Texas is more interested in Bad Bunny than the anthem Woke 2 is here, folks

Can we get a Kevin Hart proof of life video?

Drake Maye is just JJ mccarthy with a better draft draw

I'm not a "pro athletes should just get stronger, bro" kinda guy but this Patriots O Line is testing my priors

Nothing Drake Maye loves more than getting sacked

That "we signed two celebrities and then a third celebrity as the punchline" tweet was too precient

Maye gonna get benched lol

It's a march! It's a goddamned march!

It's official Punks dead

That's a wig, right?

The manosphere has done many evil things, the most banal of which is convincing average dudes that they need to know what a zercher squat is

Wales is a few more cards from playing sevens. Shame they aren't good at that either

Fuck it burn it down. I don't even like rugby anymore

I'm gonna need Scotland to get it the fuck together

New year, new drinks on a patio thread. It's early Feb, there's still ice on the ground and it's sunny and 70

It's sunny and 70 in mid Feb so even though our yards are still half covered in ice you know some soccer dad just had to fire up his leaf blower

For a guy who isn't an accountant and isn't in the accounting department I sure do have a lot of accounting meetings on my calendar...

You should watch and root for sports (mostly) guilt free but if you like your sports with a healthy dose of progressive bonafides, might I suggest women's sports Not only do women's sports whip ass but for the most part you don't have to cringe when they talk about anything other than sports

Evergreen

Six Nations starts tomorrow LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! who wants to come over and drink 5-7 beers during the Scotland game at 8am Saturday?

It's not that you hate stompclaphey in general, it's that the Lumineers suck in specific.

God damn getting thrown out of a stripmall sports bar. Top ten most embarrassing thing that could happen.

It's just Fall Out Boy all the way down.

Bad to the Bone

We simply cannot continue to let people have a billion dollars. Look at what they do with it!

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

What do you mean dominos has a single failure account lockout. I do not need this kind of security on my pizza delivery

Aside from The Horrors it really strikes me that all these billionaire creeps emailed like they were texting

In 2020 I watched a kid not much older than this strap a respirator to their face and charge into a gas cloud to pull their neighbors out The American regime is traumatizing kids at an industrial scale but they are not scared I refuse to be a doomer in the face of their courage. We're gonna win.

Tarrant county used to be home and lemme tell ya... they're understating how shocking this would be

You should stop doing politics (yelling at national level politicians who do not give a fuck about you) and start doing politics (yelling at your city and state level politicians who also don't give a fuck about you but at least have to see you face to face)

Got up to some hobby shit today #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #wh40k #spacewolves

Americans will invent different versions of football instead of going to therapy (watching rugby)

Spent the morning ranting at my wife about mandatory parking minimums, public transport and car culture. Living with me must be a hoot.

Re-reading Matt Christmans Spanish Civil War and I think, for the first time in my life, I have a favorite font @chriswade.bsky.social do you remember what yall used for this book?

The president of the USA and his friend, the richest man in the world, rape children

Well, he's not in hell yet but I'm sure he can see it from here

there is an analytics platform called PostHog and I am working really hard to keep a straight face in this meeting

A thing I've been talking to friends about is that long slog of getting out of this involves a bunch of younger folks taking over the local Dem parties. Obviously, it's more than that, but that's going to be critical And honestly, it seems like really low hanging fruit

Mail delivery has resumed! We're back folks. To the bar!

darkest dungeon for $2 is the best deal in gaming and if you dont already have this title, get it you can thank me later

My Get Drunk At A Party And Start Ranting soapbox used to be "minimum parking space requirements are stupid" but over the past few years it's become "everyone needs a hobby that isn't on the computer"

We are 4 for 4 in past 15 minutes of cars not making it up the hill outside my house Time to pour a beer and sit on the patio I guess

Libs frequently ask me if there's a Dem ticket I'd vote for and yea. Any combination of Omar/Tlaib works

This is a Chris Kattan character

she was coming at him within a second, security detail saved his ass lol