If the rules you follow have brought you to this point, of what good were those rules?

Chili's got rid of the skillet queso. This is my personal 9/11

Good looking out

Just saw a wine mom on IG post an IRA meme and folks I don't think last night calmed anyone down

you can short circuit this shit just by saying "I'm good at the game, which means Im in a solid position to critique the rules" and move on

Now we're cooking with gas

My wife has like 2500 followers on TikTok so I'd probably better give it up

Don't know if "married to a stone cold baddie" is really the hit the post thinks it is...

If I have to wait longer than the Dr appointment takes, the visit is free

Time to start juicing my Spotify Wrapped

I'm curious what would happen if an NFL team just defaulted to a field goal every time they hit the 40 yard line. Every play beyond that is a turn over risk, injury risk, exhaustion amplifier... just "hit the 40, kick a field goal" It's bitchmade, sure. But I bet itd win enough to see the playoffs

The rangers fan in me says lol The baseball fan in me says booooooooooo

Happy Halloyeen

It should not go unremarked that it is a perfect day in central Arkansas

Finally got some paint on my kitbashed inquisitor. Now it's highlight time. And make that sword look cool #warhammer #warhammer40k #nerdlings

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

"Any regime is three missed meals from revolution"

If you're gonna sit behind homeplate you either need to be normal or a fun weirdo No more cranks or crypto shills

I don't know if it's still true but a couple years ago McDonalds yearly profit was roughly equal to the total federal assistance used by it's employees

Aaron Rodgers is my age and has been a professional athlete for like 20 years and still runs like his socks are full of skittles

It's officially chili weather

For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls

Ditch the fucking pitch clock

Something I feel very strongly about is that the Muppets would do an amazing version of “mad max fury road” and before you even ask… obviously Nicholas Hoult is the only human.

Turns out the weak men are the guys who listen to podcasts 12 hours a day and the strong men are the guys who try to prevent planes from crashing into each other.

I can't wait until Elon gets his first really obvious plastic surgery

This whips so much ass

Religious left: still a thing.

We simply do not need to be having this much of a discussion about one guys tattoo choices

I hope enough stuff like this happens frequently enough that there's a mass push to go back to a physical infrastructure for things that do not absolutely have to be online I don't need 3 different parking apps. Just let me pay with loose change!

I'm crushed that Epic Foul Mouthed Vet/mercenary #271 turned out to be exactly who we thought he'd be

At least the jokes are good

I know we were essentially playing to see who would lose in 4 to the dodgers but that still hurts

Ugh

I shouldn't have checked the score

We love our boys

This is where teams should take a page out of WWE, and mariners should’ve had Rougned Odor stand on the top step, staring him down

I think it's time to admit that Matt LaFleur is pretty mid

Huh. The Rams are kinda the real deal aren't they

Look, I did not mute the gov accounts just so a bunch of people could still post screenshots of that shit

Can't be there because travel but I am so fucking proud of yall

my favorite things in baseball right now: • the mariners (plucky) • shohei ohtani (greatest ever) • the yankees sitting at home (poverty org)

The Mariners have won their first home game in the ALCS since October 15, 2000 LFGGGGGGG

Bolton is a war criminal and deserves to die in prison and if they Al Capone his ass on some weird document security shit, that's fine let him rot

This is fucking incredible and worth your time

It's only very lightly touched on and beside the point of this article (which is very good) but you folks need to not put pictures of your kids online and (probably too late) make your own profiles private

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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

dudes rock

The south convincing a bunch of yankees that fried okra is good is an all time bit