One day I’ll have pants on when the ice cream truck drives by

This is very good and, as your friendly neighborhood SEO guy, i can add some context The modern internet is basically built on an agreement that sites will give google access in exchange for driving traffic That arrangement has been unilaterally ended by google

So was flobots a collective hallucination or what?

Went running for the first time in almost a year and was pleasantly surprised to turn in a 25 min 5k With a little training, might be back in ultra shape in time for next years season

Wide toe boxes are the AI of athletic footwear

You should watch this even if you are only marginally interested in rugby Spanish Rugby has been making moves and every one of their teams (men, women, 15s, 7s) is just a ton of fun to watch If you’re like “dang how do i get into rugby” you could do worse than just deciding Spain is Your Team

Not excited that Paxton seems to have actually gotten Talarico in specific, and dems in general, to bite on a “who’s the manliest” competition

Nobody wants to admit it but it’s the double sonic burger w/ jalapeños

I think we need to contend with the fact that AI overviews and chatbots are how a lot of people WANT search to work. People hate gen AI but search? It gets heavy use even among younger kids who otherwise hate AI Use behavior and surveys tell us as much

Little late to get included but it’s that everyone feels the need to have their own app, when apps exist to do what they need. So many apps could just be a discord server or an email list

*worlds longest and most dramatic uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh”

Having a kid has opened up entire new frontiers in Annoying My Wife

Wes Kitts couldnt even match his own competition bests. What are we doing here?

Fucking is the weaponization of standpoint theory

Farting into the mattress so it goes off like a depth charge

There’s a really interesting article out there he could have written about regional (and even municipal) Dad Beers of choice But instead he went full Fight Club “what kind of cheap beer best defines me as a person” and i think that’s fucking hilarious

I unironically think we should make cops drive 40 year old fox body mustangs, though You could outrun these fuckers on foot with a twisted ankle

“Beans dont go in chili” is the most annoying hill i will die on

Since everything old and fringe is now new and mainstream, yall are gonna love when the looksmaxx kids move on to baby formula

God damn sports rule

Here we go!

Made chili so spicy i basically pepper sprayed myself trying to stir it off the simmer

Guys did you see what the Nazi Julius Streicher said to his Nazi readers in his Nazi newspaper Der Stürmer today? Here, let me take a photograph of the front page and wave it in front of your face for a while. If you miss it, don't worry, I do this every day

Feel like i could live in a cotton henley and running shorts for the rest of my life. The platonic outfit

Post a meme made by you

Damn right

New Worlds Coolest Kid just dropped. Apologies to all the other parents out there but it’s time to update your rankings

The rare movie that knew exactly what it was, completely committed and then executed that vision perfectly

I think one of the biggest bummers about this is that it also means *you* can’t really take risks “Oh new release from an author/band ive never heard of but in a genre i like” used to be a fun way to discover new art. Now you gotta worry that it might be AI and you gotta play AI cop

Oh wait, is EVERY gmail search through gemini now!? Is that why theyre able to report massive growth in daily users?

I slept on it and the definitive millennial song is this youtu.be/Fegs-XVKgnM?...

Oh god the answer is gangnam style, isnt it

Feels like a gimme that companies shouldnt be allowed to use AI images in product listings

Man some people in the #40k fandom get really upset when you point out space marines are mass produced, battleline soldiers and not individual super heroes Way too much self-insert power fantasy going on here folks

Got to introduce my wife to the sunscreen song, which is both very silly and still kind of charming

Oh good vegans have found my vegan post

Honestly, you can positively impact the quality of life of your neighbors with less effort and time than you spend doomscrolling And folks, it’s a great way to keep the horrors at bay

Mariners Be Normal Challenge, impossible

“Your password is over 90 days old please generate a new password” get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

Darkest Dungeon is flawless

The Cocodona 250 was won in 56:09!? Jeeeeeeeeesus

Health/fitness is weird because in most things, everyone wants the easy button but here… you’re given the easy button! Go to the gym 3-5 days a week and occasionally eat a vegetable But people really want health/fitness to be complicated for some reason? And refuse to accept that its quite simple

“This is the only guy i see training properly in the gym. Does powerlifting and weightlifting” Thanks man i just cant decide why im here

Its because while industrialized animal farming is horrific, veganism offloads the supposed solution onto an individuals consumption instead of demanding a reorganization of society towards more sustainable practices Honestly, if you want an more ethical diet, the answer is pescatarianism

As a (former) Car Guy its forever frustrating how good and cool cars are everywhere else in the world because a bunch of guys whos first car was a 65 Mustang are still running the country

The Mets would be more fun if they dressed like this all the time

Gonna use this to launch into one of my favorite rants You don’t *want* everything in your fictional world explained. Doing so shrinks the world. Our own world isn’t completely knowable, so if you want a fictional world to feel real and truly fleshed out, less-is-more actually works

If they hadn’t had lightsabers, few people would even remember the original trilogy

Aphasia Pizza is a pretty solid horse name, ngl