Bobby Noodles is such a good name

To piggyback off this, one of the biggest challenges in endurance racing is cooling the human body efficiently over extremely long times without dehydrating it. One of the reasons we’re seeing some eye watering marathon and ultra marathon records is because of the advancements in that area.

One thing Ted Lasso got right was how unbelievably stupid pro athletes are

Gonna have to give the Falklands back after that one

lol Google is expanding YouTube nonskip ads to 60 seconds and it looks like they’re also introducing pause ads (i thought they already had those?) Just a bunch of idiots turning a big dial that says “ads” and constantly looking back at shareholders for approval

i don’t want to ignore the severe transphobic bigotry also involved, but the target was always womens sports When every successful little girl has to weigh the costs of proving her sex through a myriad of constantly changing “tests” and inspections or just quitting…

My hot take, “i wanna fight on the internet” answer is Beyonce But the answer is actually Dave Grohl

Not a single one of the people quoted in the APs “tributes” of Graham is a family member or fellow congressperson Just a thought

Americans, my homies, my friends, my family, my pals i am genuinely asking you wtf

I wasn’t expecting CloudFlare to be that guy but gatdamn I expect a lot of folks to turn around and allow crawlers but blocking them as default is HUGE And since every time i post about seo someone inevitably tells me to use duckduckgo… they use bings index, which will also be affected by this

Someone should finish caving his face in

What most people don’t seem to appreciate is that every pro athlete you see is pushing through some injury, something Donovan should know When a pro athlete says they’re too hurt to play, everyone should just assume it’s a worse level of pain than they’ve ever personally felt

you get to the end of business on Friday, after that some of you HAVE to start a new hobby, something that isn’t (i) Maine-related, nor (ii) just thinking about the Senate math

I have to work instead of watch messi do messi things and that’s fucking annoying

a lot of lay people don’t realize how much money is sloshing around in youth sports, how much parents view it as an investment and how scholarships are the return on that investment People used to pay me 1000/mo to coach their kids and i was just an s&c coach! Not even a sport specific coach.

Finally ran into a real team, i see

Ken Klippenstein has never needed a sitting member of congress to die so badly

How does someone have a nazi tattoo and blackwater on their employment history and you still stuttered.

I would bet a band that platners biggest regret out of all this is getting that tattoo covered up

We’re so close to never having to hear about this guy again and I’m stoked to probably be wrong about him actually powering through

I cheered for Brett Favre This is low-stakes stuff

I said a while back that i was never more sure of anything than that i would outlive this guy and well…

So does this mean i have to drive to California to purchase a Slate or can i merely set my VPN to the west coast and call it good?

Neighbor popping off with a 22 Have some goddamn self respect, this is Texas

Warhammer 40k. Can’t understand the hobby w/o it. Itd be like trying to understand baseball w/o the yankees Silver Bayonet. Get your historical (with a side of cthulu) and skirmish sized games all in one. MESBG. Hate to nominate 2 GW properties but it’s just one of the best table top experiences

Watching someone else feed your kid is like watching someone else use a computer

*whispers dejectedly* it’s “offside” not “offsides”

As a mild counterpoint i won’t spend too much energy defending Kids SHOULD be bored more often. Yes they’ll get up to wild shit but that’s ok so long as it doesn’t drift from annoying mischief to harmful danger Being bored is good for you

🚨Fired up child alert🚨

I’m not saying it’s whats happening but if i was a famously corrupt organization that invented a peace prize to flatter an autocrat, and i was also fixing my world championship so that autocrats team would win in his country’s 250th anni, i might have a ref get a little over the top the other way

A 5-4 decision on “words mean things and we actually have a job” vs “lol no they don’t and we can just make shit up”

Soft. Fucking embarrassing

Bold move of germany to send Benson Boone out, shame it didnt work out

Soccer players are so fucking soft, man

Can i interest yall in a concept called “democratic representation of the people”

A web forum giving you a couple day vacation when you say someone should probably kill elon musk is actually perfectly reasonable moderation

The amount of hoops you have to jump through (and value you lose!) as an American just trying to, say, drive an electric car and power your house with renewables is categorically insane

I was just talking about this with a friend We are smack in the middle of a golden era of sports goats. You can very reasonably make the argument that the best to ever do it in any sport is on a current, active roster

A series of severe concussions forced me out of the game well before i was otherwise physically limited and its one of the greatest bummers in my life Glad to see changes being made that will extend the play time of future generations!

OpenAI is doing what everyone anticipated and is selling ads in replies, Google is hanging everything on Gemini SERPs/universal cart and anthropic really doesn’t want you to notice local models can code as well as frontier models were just 6 months ago

Got one of those phone Brick gizmos 10/10 cannot recommend enough

I am forever thinking about how the UN has a plan to end world hunger that’s only 6.5 billion and, even if they’re off by an order of magnitude, how that’s a line item in our militaries budget And how nobody in our gov ever proposes… ya know… doing it

If yall (like me) are loving the World Cup vibes, I’d like to remind you that the men’s rugby World Cup is next year and it’s just as hype

Vine. The internet went (demonstrably) downhill when it was killed

As always, we ride for Ms Rachel

Got to introduce my wife to the muppets dance yrself clean video One of the great joys of marriage so far

Insane how many people are looking at their phones while driving. Buddy that’s why you keep getting in wrecks

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

Todays a good day to think about how Musk told the UN he’d end world hunger if they could present a plan to do so and so they did It would only cost 6.5 billion He backed out

Something cool I just realized: before they moved to San Antonio and changed their name, the Spurs were initially known as the "Dallas Chaparrals", which means that this franchise has been represented by both a roadrunner 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a coyote in their history.