Good part of working out at a globo gym is I power clean more than a lot of these guys deadlift Bad part is a lot of these guys overhead press more than I can squat

At 21 I was so reckless that I never actually planned on seeing 30 So being married, with a kid on the way and owning a home at 41 is pretty god-damned shocking

Every election has been The Most Important Election Of Your Life for all 40+ years I've been alive But I do think the results of this Dem primary are going to have a world historical importance

this episcopalian won't stress too much about defending the pope so I'll just say I hope the coming American Schism is more funny than dangerous

Further irony of that when these types do move to culturally homogeneous neighborhoods... they don't hang with their neighbors anyway! They completely isolate themselves from everyone. On purpose. Why would they care who their neighbors are, they never see them!

Goddamn lol

Liking IPAs is like people pretending to like the Lumineers Eventually we'll get passed it but we'll have lingered too long

Hell. Yes.

“Non binary religion” lol man these people are gonna flip their lids when they finally read the bible

No notes

Reach out and touch faith

“Beans dont go in chili” is an undeniably good take But “pineapple is allowable” will get me catapulted into a volcano

What’s the advantage she supposedly enjoys here?

Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly

Getting simultaneously dogwalked by iran and israel takes a special kind of stupid

I had the good fortune to see dashboard live a couple years ago Chris still gives these old songs his all and singing along with Screaming Infidelities definitely feels weird at 40 But he’s still writing and his new music is every bit as good and (importantly) has grown with him

Well deserved! RJS is a real one and a helluva player

Call it what it is. Trump surrendered. Far more likely Trump gets impeached for this than for threatening a genocide

I’m gonna assume that we didn’t drop a nuke because none of the baseball games at the bar got interrupted

#5, man I was just talking w/ my wife yesterday about how isolating the “american dream” is. Suburbia is literally killing us.

“When we come to power, you’re going to face consequences” is in-and-of-itself a deterrent And anyone even catching a glimpse of the polls in their peripheral vision can see its not exactly an empty possibility

Nothing matters so im putting Folding Ideas gifs in my corporate slide deck

About the time the president decides whether or not to drop a nuke on tehran, I’ll be wrapping up a local community meeting about bike lanes It all feels so pointless

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Gotta imagine at least a couple governments have considered the relatively lax security protocols around maralago

The people in power with the means to stop this want it to happen Nuking Iran has been a bipartisan foreign policy dream for my entire life and they finally found a guy stupid enough to do it And we had to vote for them, I’m told. No other choice in this democracy.

“We love you from the moon”

Wandered into a local bar on my walk and found a place where 4 guys were watching and then toasting hegseths press conference So get ready for dispatches from the Local Biker Bar like it’s a 2012 hipster coffeeshop

Happy Easter! You are loved and the beauty of Gods grace abounds.

Gym Class Heroes opened for… someone (Emery?) at a pizza place in Little Rock called Vinos. Maybe 75 people in the crowd? Saw Hawthorn Heights in the same spot right before Ohio Is For Lovers blew up

They gotta mercy rule this game, man

Cincinnati outfield on the struggle bus today

In 1993, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" made a Black man the star of a major sci-fi franchise and his character was like the Platonic ideal of a loving father, a great cook, a man who uplifted others, who was kind and tolerant but MILITANTLY so, and who also had flaws like any other human. Hail Sisko

Globe Life Field has got to be the ugliest stadium in pro sports

Death penalty for scheduling a Friday afternoon meeting and not showing up

Gonna put on my doomer hat… The people at the top of the Democratic Party aren’t really opposing trumps immigration programs because they agree with them Both parties have looked at climate change, the ensuing population migration and decided the answer is “fortress america”

The Rangers play Seattle next week. Gonna go see some former Travs and get this hat

youtube.com/watch?v=wpWT... Women's Six Nations is upon us? Fuck it, Ellie Kildunne highlights

When I was homeless, the BIGGEST thing that helped was my friend letting me use her address on housing applications A stable place to stay and a permanent address on housing applications helps way more than fucking AA And hey, now I'm a homeowner. Go figure.

The only one that made me literally lol

The United States should abolish the presidency and become a parliamentary democracy

A good day to remind liberals that the supreme court (as intended and in practice) sucks shit and we should destroy it

Shout-out to the trans homies today (and every day) I love you!

Every corporate email chain: It's always two LLMs telling each other "exaaaaactly"

Oh this one's easy Nobody likes ads

Watching Peaky Blinders for the first time and why is Lizzie the only one in this show that's even slightly sympathetic

Sami Kaiser - Gel Crystal Pak - Initiate Cara Drolshagen - The Armed

Starts April 11th at perfectly reasonable Saturday morning hours, if you're inclined to watch some of the most exciting sport available