OTD in 2021 I denied any plans to invade Ukraine. Which was sort of true. The plan was really shit. But you can believe me now if I say I’ll stop & sign a treaty.

Russia's 1st humanoid robot was revealed today. A bit like a mobik, it fell over as if shot and our efforts at hiding the disaster convinced no one.

OTD in 1999 the OSCE conference was in Istanbul. Russia promised to remove our troops from Moldova & Georgia by end of 2002. We lied. But Ukraine should believe Russia’s promises & negotiate…

Regular news from pedofascist racist failed state 🤷🏻 I think the US isn't adult enough to handle nukes. We should offer them to give them up for security guarantees.

The madman putin murdered 11 civilians and injured 44 in the past day's mass strikes on Ukraine tRump won't lift a finger, but you can! Join our Wild Hornets drones raffle for Azov special forces with @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social to help stop ruzzian terrorism⤵️

Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.

Babe, Wake Up! The new “Russian Roulette” just dropped “A Ural resident stabbed his friend to death while playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors."” www.mk.ru/incident/202...

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....Rama Duwaji and Zohran Mamdani continue to spread subversive anti-American ideas, such as being happily married. This goes against the founding principles of this once great nation

How is this even real life 🤦‍♂️

May you never fuck up so badly Donald says you're very smart.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me every time, call me Donald.

It will end badly for the fascists. The trick is to make sure that it doesn’t end badly for any of the rest of us in the meantime.

This month in 1985, Donald Trump said that he wants the U.S. to partner with Russia on nuclear weapons, cut off food and medical aid to other countries, and dominate the globe. He claimed he was already in talks with the White House.

OTD in 1937 the Night of the Murdered Poets in Belarus. Stalin’s NKVD executed 132 members of the Belarusian elite in one night. Imagine it being state policy to do such a thing in this day and age…

Graduate seminar did a deep dive on Thomas Paine’s Common Sense yesterday. At the line, “in America the law is king,” they (14 students from 6 countries) burst out laughing. I've been doing this for 35 years and this is the first time that was a laugh line.

🚨 Sound the bread alarm! 🥖 Stats of the day: 407 tickets for Good Bread Kyiv! An anonymous hero just dropped $100 — tickets doubled! And there are still 40 matching tickets left! 5 days to join the raffle — don’t loaf around! 💛

Good morning russians are making shahed toys for their kids

🔊 Kyiv 💔😭 People in a burning building are begging for help. russians are murderers‼️😡 🔊👇

I don’t get all the fuss about Trumps ‘Golden Fleet’, the U.S. Navy already has lots of golden ships:

Every autumn, millions of animals migrate south in search of warmer climes in which to overwinter. Sadly, some don’t survive the journey. Migration is a testing time for the young and inexperienced. This Morrisons trolley won’t reach its wintering grounds, nor return to breed next spring.

Unfriending Trump.

My friends in the 151st Brigade came under enemy fire. Everyone is safe, but most equipment was destroyed. They now have to rebuild from scratch: Starlink, drone jammer, cables, antennas, and other essentials. 
The total cost is around $2,500. If you’d like to help - PayPal: [email protected]

If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.

I mean it’s my fault that I learned how to read

Don't stop your support‼️👇

Trump asked Putin's permission to give Ukraine Tomahawks. Putin said no.

Day 1329 of my 3 day war. This war has left the russian navy with submarines that can't sink and ships that can't float. I remain a master strategist.

Just so we’re clear: permanent member of the UN Security Council (russia) attacked a UN humanitarian convoy. Source: x.com/P_Kallioniem...

Scale comparison: Shahed drone, STING anti-Shahed drone, and human. To date, STING, developed by @wildhornets.bsky.social, has intercepted over 600 Russian aerial targets.

Day 1328 of my 3 day war. Ukrainians strikes on our refineries have had so little effect that most forms of fuel are now free. I remain a master strategist.

Americans could not live like this for even two days let alone over 3 years. Ukrainians deserve our support and admiration. And they deserve a dignified future of peace and self determination. Send them the fucking tomahawks already.

Trump thanked Putin for his support after he was not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Flattering Trump remains the easiest investment for dictators.

I despair at the persistence of the belief that a better world is just a few more murders away.

OTD in 1938 Nazi Germany started occupying the Sudetenland. The west tried to appease Hitler by giving him bits of someone else's country without them being at the discussion. This was awful of the West. Which is why we want the same thing for Ukraine today.

Just to note. January 23, 2019 there was a vote to reopen government (HJ RES 28, roll call vote 46) when the govt had been shut down for 30 days. Mike Johnson voted “no” on that. They didn’t seem to mind shutdowns then

If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

"The Russian Invader and His Salary." Was it worth it?

Thank you for noticing the point. None of you cared we bombed & starved Palestinians cos it was just us doing it. As soon as Netanyahu started doing it, you started caring.

Glad my MAGA friends have decided "Christianity is under attack". They must have missed us killing 30+ civilians with cluster munitions at an Easter service this year.

Maybe killing a bunch of civilians in their beds will make Donald regret calling Russia a "paper tiger"

Long term colleague of Nigel Farage and Former Leader of Reform UK in Wales Ex-Reform politician admits Russia-linked bribery charges www.bbc.com/news/article...

Tylenol has just released a study connecting Donald Trump with adultery, lying, rape, and pedophilia.

It was a quadruple sabotage. When the President of the United States was speaking, the room was filled with the sound of a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender ranting incoherent conspiracy theories. INQUIRY NOW. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

CHOTINER: So You created us right GOD: Yes CHOTINER: In Your image GOD: Yes CHOTINER: And sometimes we do bad things GOD: Oh Yes CHOTINER: And then you send plagues and floods GOD: OK I think I see where you are going with this