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Sharon is putting things that can't be unseen on our timelines again, we're so back

I feel bad for the UK but this is going to produce tremendous content

What a hypocrite, he's not working today...

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

Wait, I've heard this one before

hahahahhahahahwhaha *deep breath* hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No one has ever signed any humiliating peace deal in Versailles

you say you want a man with a skincare routine, but are you *really* emotionally prepared for the amount of vitamin c serum you will go through as a couple?

honestly I think the best metaphor for this debacle is the Russo-Japanese war: -idiot ruler with delusions of grandeur -empire wants to show a middle power whos in charge -negotiators are idiots -imperial logistics are all fucked up -empire surrenders to middle power after defeat

it's genuinely funny how accurate the term "Starmtrooper" is becoming

“A Blairite, a Brownite, a Milibandite and a Corbynite walk into a pub. ‘Hello, Mr Burnham,’ says the barman.”

This game having tons of Saudi Aramco ads going in the stadium is hilarious

"05:04 [am local time] Russia launched another strike on the territory of the Kyiv-Pechersk Lavra, an NV correspondent reports from the scene." This would be the second double tap tonight - the previous killed 5 emergency workers in Kharkiv. Live blog (in Ukrainian)

NYC history: >Shahanshah zohran takes charge, establishes woke shakira law >Knicks win their first title in over 5 decades

Unironically Zohran might have the mandate of heaven and in order to establish full we have to abolish the natural born citizen clause

multiple reasons for me. I was 16 in Feb 2022, watching like 85% of this country enthusiastically cheer on the invasion either because they admire Putin's control over his own country, or because of nostalgia about being friends with the ussr. I reflexively took the position against all that shit 1/

It's gonna be so rancid lol

And it should go without saying that saying any foreign country "comes to you in your dreams," idk, you should probably have to register as a foreign agent or some shit. Not normal at all.

Not lost on me that we never see any articles about how a Mamdani or a Hamawy or an El Sayed represent a kind of positive reinforcement of masculinity and masculine presence

Professor before I present my polisci course thesis may i acquaint you with my twitter page

this rules lmfao

"Is this good?" "Chat, is this bad?" And "It can only good happen." Historians remain conflicted on a definitive answer regarding public opinion during the 2020s.

you are meeting me at a very Ukrainian time in my life

[slapping the roof of Bluesky] this bad boy can fit so many left-of-center factions...

it's just amazing to me how the UK government is totally, absolutely determined to refuse to say a single bad thing about elon musk, a man who is literally trying to get them killed

why is northern ireland doing what is essentially a pogrom???

your face will be inconsistent after you are finally hit by a bayraktar drone

Lol and also lmao at the result of the Armenian election. One day Moscow will discover putting thumbs down on scales so blatantly is actually counterproductive, but that is not this day.

Most powerful nation in the history of the world sanctions Fred Settlerkahanist, 43, and nobody else, supporters baffled why this didn't stop anything

The Syria test never fails and that's why the vast majority of people who invoke it have had nothing to say about anything happening in southwestern Syria since December 2024

For Steyer so loved Los Angeles, that he gave up his only begotten gubernatorial campaign, and whosoever voteth downballot for progressives shall not perish, but have eternal Nithya Raman

On Bluesky? All of us

shahanshah zohran-e-mamdani

And let's be honest if any of the things accused of Platner were accused towards these three Muslims they'd have been jettisoned far more quickly.

Hamawy, Mamdani and El Sayed really just straight up do not belong anywhere near the same category as Platner and it is strange to see people both pro and anti Platner make this comparison

Cousins, famously, have never waged bloody war against each other.

If you're born in France, no matter your race, you at least have the right to a pathway to full citizenship. If you are a non Jew, born in "Judea" aka the occupied West Bank, you are permanently stateless and have no pathway to citizenship in Israel while Jews born there get it automatically.

sorry, you cannot successfully paint Zohran Mamdani as illiberal, even if you say it till you're blue in the face

gets called nazis for the mildest verbal pushback, does nothing anyway gets called vichy for mild verbal pushback, does nothing anyway gets own citizens ziptied and mistreated, cries and then does nothing anyway

Just talked to my slave owning best friends and they told me that the most pressing issue in the world is that people are mean to Israel