The SAVE Act requires a passport or birth certificate *that matches your current name*. That means a woman who changed her name when she married can't use her birth certificate to register to vote!

Apropos of nothing, antisocial behavior is bad and it's why I clotheslined the last person who tried to fare jump behind me. (If you don't want to be clotheslined don't try to shove me to the ground so you can save $3, I am both heavier and meaner than I look)

A wildlife refuge in Washington hired a bullfrog catcher because the invasive bullfrogs are threatening an Oregon spotted frog or whatever but THE POINT IS I can't stop laughing at the picture of him they chose to put on Facebook. That man has two armfuls of Kermits. He is a Muppet villain.

we have returned (please stop nuking my portfolio mr president)

chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical chat come back here chat stop screaming

me, poking at the second trump presidency: "want to see a (soon to be) dead body?" youtu.be/ozvWGx_Re9A

partner is trying to explain capital gains tax to his mom and it is... not going well

Once again in Phoenix and once again struck how bad it is at being car dependent, especially for a city that is so car dependent.

10/10 take. no notes

Happy International Womens Day

prongle this.

VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS

we knew this is what had happened, in our souls we knew it had happened exactly like this even as we joked about it, but it's insane to get confirmation it'll be hard to get enough people to remember DOGE to build a movement to put them in jail with ICE but we gotta do it

vibe check: CNN now has a gas tracker on their front page

i picked a real good time to buy another ebike

Heading off to my email job on my mount (2012 Honda Civic ) accompanied by a loyal yamen runner (podcasts)

it’s coming home

Just update to Factorio 2.0 that resolves most issues with oil production being bottlenecked by transport

stop what you're doing and take a brief detour back to the days of 2010's youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTw7...

a truly alarming amount of my job is gently pressing contracts into people's face to sign because i cannot sign them (i need my own budget real bad)

‘admitting to affair with staffer’ is an interesting way to gloss ‘drove a woman to kill herself via self-immolation’

Love reading the visitor comments @uclgrantmuseum.bsky.social ❤️ ‘Why the gibbon chill like that’? Why indeed but also, why not?

A lot of people think “surely nobody wants to fuck someone they think is subhuman,” and these people need to be taught about the concept of heterosexual men.

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

Aging from "the young bisexual" into "the bisexual" was my twink death

im not sure how its possible but every new rendering from the administration of the ballroom is bigger and uglier than the last. the latest one looks like the stapled a goddamn amazon fulfillment center onto the white house.

NEW “We’re celebrating a tradition that is at its core about resisting occupation and maintaining community in the face of horrors. You can’t keep politics out of Irish music. No one should try, for two reasons. First, it’s ahistorical. Second, Minnesotans are ready for a big anti-fascist party.”

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

damnit I hoped they were going to make the chief concubine position permanent

🎵 I will remember you (on the fuck plane) Will you remember me (with you on the fuck plane)? Don’t let your life pass you by Weep not for the memories (of fucking on the fuck plane) 🎵

lol. lmao.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Appreciate the clarity

Hatoful Boyfriend but Nixon & Mao is a helluva thing.

Wang Shishen 汪士慎 (1686-1759), October 1728: 每餐先备买鱼钱，曾记携归小似拳， 一自爪牙动黠鼠，傍人安稳卧青氊。 I set money aside for fish before each meal. She used to be no bigger than my hand -- Now with claw and tooth she routs the crafty rat, And drowses by her humans on her mat.

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :) open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

hell yeah

Apropos of nothing

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

dear fucking god people need to hang for this

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

Uh oh

Some delightful bit arbitrage

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

These past couple of days