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even Keith Law’s family loves Cam Schlittler

We have to defang and dismantle the patriarchy

I’m sure Kyiv can send some fireworks.

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

one of the single most important bursts of legislative activity in the nation's history happened because the governing party did not hesitate to remove their opponents from congress itself when they had the opportunity. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Incredible story

Can Jim Dolan do something right for once with his meddling ass and make sure Steve Cohen doesn’t get into the Garden for game 5?

Ukrainian cat activated. FPV drone eliminated. 🫡

IMO Laken Riley Act is borderline disqualifying

neoliberalism

It’s as if the Iran war was fought to sustain the Russian economy. Lifting sanctions for Russians does nothing for Americans. It just makes it easier for Russia to continue its war in Ukraine.

What I love about Patricio is that he speaks his mind with such confidence even when he’s wrong (re: IndyCar/Nascar numbers)

The Colorado River Basin has been in a drought for over 20 years that is worsening. Lake Mead is in a dire situation. None of the Basin states (CO,WY,UT,AZ,NM,NV,CA) want to give up or renegotiate their water rights. The outlook for major mountain west and southwestern cities is not good IMO

hello world is this thing on?

"No matter what President Donald Trump does, no matter how often his perspectives on the war seem to line up with Russian President Vladimir Putin's, the people of America remain strongly supportive of Ukraine," writes Irwin Redlener in this op-ed.

John Mearsheimer will uncritically use this as evidence

Would have to think Kyiv is on the shortlist for Magyar

JD my man never thought this day would come but thank you bro great help great success

“wow, I didn’t know that. you’re telling me now for the first time.” imagine that.

Read The Conquest of Bread!

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

oh so west ham is gonna build me up and give me hope? that’s what we’re doing today?

give the iron dome and 50 patriot batteries to Kyiv. I am so fucking serious

listened to the 5 main Goose studio releases in reverse order yesterday. they’ve always been a great studio band and I think that gets lost sometimes in the touring and live analysis that a lot of people understandably love to do. TBH Dripfield studio is what hooked me initially

stenographers for the regime

can’t make it to MSG or SPAC so gonna need some real good luck with Goosemas and/or NYE 😬

Big Modern ❗️

Ukrainian food for the masses!

deranged Facebook grandpa sex pest gangster potus is shaking down the literal pope?

I agree and IMO the next act is Tucker 2028, the only spiritual successor to the current fascist movement. Normalizing these fascists by “gotta hand it to ‘em” is the same mentality as, for example, campaigning with Liz Cheney in late 2024.

International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/

We won’t really feel alive and full of relief until we see tomorrow morning’s story about a new Kalshi account called “whitepwr_wifeleftme69” who signed up at 4 PM today and made $6 million

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

Are we great again yet?

the modern is Big!

New Goose track is great, we are so back @goose-band.bsky.social

Big Modern! The Album 69 minutes of FACE out 6/12!

TAP is the one of the most important publications in the United States, and you should read it every day like I do!

At nearly 90, the Ukrainian painter Ivan Marchuk — widely regarded as one of the country's most important living artists — has found himself in an unexpected role: a plaintiff fighting to maintain the full creative rights to his vast body of work.

no FIDE Candidates 2026 tournament today @chess.com

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“Israel is preparing to do war crimes and is awaiting permission from Baron Harkonnen”

over $50 to fill up our shared 2017 RAV4 with 96k miles. are we great again yet?

When Al-Jazeera leads with this, you know it’s bad for russia www.aljazeera.com/features/202...

on a more fundamental level, there is an aspect of psychic terror that comes from acknowledging that something too big to fail (the US presidency) is failing, waking up every morning knowing it is failing

anyone who has paid any attention to Ukraine knows this as a double-tap strike and it is a war crime. Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, et al should be indicted by the ICC tomorrow.