Trans day of remembrance is upon us once again, folks. Reminder to protect your trans friends with all you have because this dipshit planet has determined they are somehow a threat. If you need to ask how to protect them, I offer this video.

I guess y'all ain't ready to talk about the end of St. Elsewhere

“Don’t misgender me.”

Seems as good a night as any to restart Justified for the 20th time.

Meat snack. A snack of meat. Meat based snackery. I've told my wife what I want 3 different ways, how do I make this any clearer

If everyone replies to everything Olivia Nuzzi says in the future with "niiiiice" it would be devastating

@lilkatze.bsky.social Just saw a video of 2 bin chickens posturing on top of powerlines and when they finally touched each other they completed the circuit and fell down dead. Anyway, made me think of you.

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Thankfully the stock market lives to see another quarter.

Some of you guys are alright,

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

I’ve come to the conclusion that closeted gay men have done more to hurt this country than any other sub group of Americans, and that toxic masculinity, in its essence, is nothing more than them overacting the part in an attempt to appear hyper masculine to cover up their insecurities.

Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force

i'm still eating fertilized eggs!!!!

"politics game Phineas Gage" is actually a pretty charitable description of John Fetterman

A former Fetterman advisor texted me: “I think what comes across is the reality of who he is, which is a petulant child who never became a man and is always the victim of his own narrative—even though he’s never had a real job and lives off his dad’s money. It's all pretty sad and pathetic."

Boy eggs are called sperm

#plug #big #refresh standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4333...

Is it hard always being right? Yes. www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...

it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month! five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job

Remembering when I squatted on the Diamond and SiIk Gab account way back when

@choochootrains.bsky.social You need to calm down. I didn't even get to appreciate the Goodfellas part and it's already gone.

"Mama Mia! I use-a up all-uh my English!"

Cape Verde, Curaçao, Uzbekistan, Haiti have qualified for the 2026 World Cup Meanwhile-

Taking a major piss and smoking a cig. From the same hole.

I think the biggest thing we've all learned this morning is that Mark Sanford once ran for president

lol

As promised! Alice's Horse Facts brings you a new horse fact: Horses fart when they buck or pick up a hind leg because those actions flex the fart muscle. You can often make a horse fart by pushing gently on his perineum an inch or so below the anus.

There's been a hatch in the bathroom, so there were a dozen plus babies on the ceiling (and dropping down onto my head) when I went to brush my teeth

🤔

Bought these for some cookies and all I can think is “It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed”

Y'all remember when this guy was on the Mavs?

Yeah, yeah, wolves using tools, it's all very interesting and opens up entirely new vistas of understanding canine intelligence. But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.

The Cinderella con. "If you don't sleep with me by midnight I'm going to turn gay as hell"

This is my new favourite.

forgot how racist she is

Woke took this from us

Working on a pretty badass little recipe for hardboiled eggs right now if anyone's interested.

Oh man someone needs to reconnect with their kids!

"one Big Beautiful Bill" he murmurs, dropping to his knees...

Hey black, brown, poor, and trans friends, have you considered saying thank you for the cartoon?

Just found this screenshot and it brought me joy.

All my pals are having some really great fights with various absolute morons and I love that for them.

Our fairly young neighbor across the way is learning why those light guys want money for it. It's amazingly bad.

Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.

looking at my wife, my love, sleeping soundly, beautifully, realizing I'm gonna get to jerk off crazy good tonight, the moon is in the waning crescent, somewhere a puppy has its first dream.

Finally going to try out a longtime kink

Rule 34 thread, you know the theme let's go!