Trying to imagine telling my former Pentecostal childhood self that anyone calling themselves a “Satanist” isn’t actually the devil worshipper evil incarnate, just a really annoying atheist with goth undertones

You think having sex to Alvin and the Chipmunks or Tiny Tim is better than “Glory Box”??? you can’t tell me what to do Geoff Barrow

nothing Their entire organization's goal is "I hope we can get conservative Christians to like us" which is a pointless endeavor that will fail... and more importantly, does not do anything for LGBTQ+ Christians except put them in harm's way

petro is so beast

Operation SS, huh?

Was thinking of writing a takedown of Reformation Project for their anti-polyamory push for “biblical” same-sex marriage (that doesn’t exist lmao) with monogamy and premarital chastity, but honestly I can only pretty much come up with “fart noises, fuck you, Jesus loves me best”

all jokes aside, as the mom of a teen boy it freaks me out to see people normalizing attraction to 15 year olds. My guy is super smart and mature but still loves playing with his younger brother and reading Captain Underpants. teen girls are sexualized too young, teen boys are criminalized too young

Handheld frothers are like $5 now and eggnog is the best holiday coffee creamer fyi

Trying to research the veracity of using peanut butter as a household item in non-food uses for work, and wow do I regret ever googling “peanut butter lubricant“ (meant as in WD-40…)

Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time

Honestly the best way for Trump to win at this point is to die. It'd be such a major fuck you to both parties. The unfaithful GOP would no longer have the star power to attract people to their terrible platform, and the DNC will have to focus on actual policies instead of just Trump and Epstein.

I only have a few Bluesky lists/labelers for blocks and mutes -- maybe two? -- for worst kinds of people. I still prefer to block and mute individually haha. HOWEVER I can see the appeal. I think there are people I've followed and unfollowed repeatedly because I can't remember why I don't like them

This article is utterly damning for the New York Times and also for Vanity Fair and ABC, whose editorial teams were apparently intimidated into silence by a mix of legal and violent threats. Virginia Giuffre did not stand a chance against all this.

man if Pope Francis could hack the Catholic Church against a bunch of racist conservative Catholics to ensure more progressive policies and picks after his death, couldn’t we at least have Dems that TRY to get healthcare for their constituents against a government of hated incompetent pedophiles

"Be clear: I blame the protectors of the predators just as much as the rapists themselves because without them, this cycle might’ve ended long ago with sexual abusers, especially those ensconced in politics and media, rooted out," MFP Founding Editor Donna Ladd wrote in August. "Maybe."

haha you idiots, I spend $70 on a REAL Christmas tree every year that we have to cut down ourselves and transport 1 hour instead of paying that for an artificial one that lasts years! It makes a huge mess in my house, cats destroy it, and I'm allergic to most evergreens! who's the sucker now huh

Are people mad at this because it's under a GOP administration? I think those people should be in the Hague but I think getting rid of the penny is a good idea... is that controversial???? Why can't prices be by $0.05, that sounds great

Happy birthday Grace Kelly, you would have loved living in a safe, peaceful European country with a rich husband while the movie industry flounders and the United States falls apart

Anna Karenina, which is quoted on my chestpiece, changed my relationship with God and religion more than any other work of fiction.

Pretty sure a bipartisan movement to transform the senate would make moves at this point. What a stupid legislative branch. Starting to think bicameral isn’t great

You don’t have to feel sorry for religion or churches; most don’t deserve it. But there’s a prevailing theory that all churches operate financially at a level like a megachurch when the reality is that there are plenty of churches that rake in less than most small businesses, even without taxes

NOT A SINGLE DROP OF FRESH WATER SHOULD BE USED ON GRASS LAWNS LET ALONE DATA CENTERS. CAN WE STOP HAVING LOSER MINDSETS

My sister is slightly scared of doctors, so after she tripped and fell and “sprained“ her hand she didn’t go to the doctor for three weeks. Her pinky was completely broken, the joint crushed, and she has to have surgery to have a steel plate put in. cyborg sister

I saw someone say something like "it's not mutual aid if the aid is one sided" and I think about that often.

Face + Scent I rotate my perfumes seasonally and Burberry Classic is my autumn.

One of the worst things about the Sydney Sweeney backlash is that Christy Martin is an extremely interesting athlete with a depressing backstory who deserves more due than this

Senate Democrats who think we'll just forget about them sacrificing American lives for the sake of decorum with tyrants... the thing is, nobody is going to forget going bankrupt or watching loved ones die of preventable illnesses without ACA and it will only get worse.

Schumer kicked the lib right out of my soul just like a touch from the holy ghost removes the devil

When we resign our young men to nothing more than a STEM education, we lose out on characters like this. Bring back humanities. Bring back weird little guys

if joyce said this about me i would never post again

Too far, despicable

if this team goes through the trouble of getting rid of their asswipe owner and renaming their slur team only to name the stadium after someone like trump, they deserve what happens to them

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

I saw copies of the amazing NY Post Mamdani communist cover going for $150, $200 on eBay… it might come as a genuine shock for media publishers to realize that leftists also spend money

Which historic era — please not just the 20th century! — looked the dumbest? all cultures welcome. I think colonial era wig and powder shit looked dumb af

I think I’d be a lot more interested in psychedelics if I didn’t have to get them from or do them with the sort of people who enjoy psychedelics. I know I‘m poly, but I’m a ttrpg and renfaire poly. I hate burners. I don’t even like outside concerts. I‘m just casually interested in tripping lol

I feel like people on Bluesky who have convinced themselves that the institutional Left in the United States is pro Trump and falling over backwards to credit Trump should have to reckon with the fact that the only Palestinian in Congress, and a DSA member, says (rightly) that the ceasefire is fake.

This time Russell really really means it, you guys! If regular evangelicals don't get the message he's going to wag his finger even harder

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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

I used to think there was a special type of elitist big-city liberal that couldn’t hold down normal conversations with normal Americans, and maybe there still is, but man conservatives are quickly losing the ability to be normal around anyone. Twitter-brained idiots incapable of regular conversation

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

broken record on this but a similarly great beat for left wing media would be covering arts and culture and not just focusing primarily on politics and current events because there's a massive void there right now

lifelong southerner and my skin goes from normal/combo to dry af the second it gets under 50 degrees

Will Stancil needs an anarcho-commie goth bisexual gf to fix him. Baby don’t look at the graphs again come over here and let me show you how to make a molotov cocktail

Whenever I hear people complain about Jennifer Lawrence‘s behavior in interviews or the way Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are TMI, I think to myself hmmm you would absolutely hate me IRL

In a news story I read about this (passed out man still not identified) they said Dr. Oz rushed to help but RFK Jr. left the room immediately lmao

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them