Didn’t really get Kirby Air Riders, but I just got done with the Global Test Ride and now I understand. It’s just about being Rick and running people down.

Today’s VHS pickups—including the most famous Paul Rudd movie that doesn’t feature Paul Rudd!

Bethany ordered the small bowl at our new pho place. Can’t imagine the size of a large lol

I’m beat.

Little Caesars saw the video I made about this four months ago and sent my class 12 deep dish pizzas and 80 brownies for free. Sometimes I can’t believe my life is real.

Finally got a humidifier for my bedroom and I’m off to have the best sleep of my life (???)

Easily the most surprising stat from the new Nintendo Store app. I know people hated this game, but I (as you can see) loved playing it with my brothers lol

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Some restaurant or food company should do a marking campaign where they claim their food is made with “AI.” Everyone in the commercial is mad until they realize it stands for Amazing Ingredients and then they fire the marketing director. You can have this idea if you give me free food for life.

Student found this big boy on the playground!

The M stands for Mamdani (or Mayor)

I posted about this on the Soda subreddit and someone was like, “This must be an ad. Why are you so excited for this flavor? I tried it and it was bad.” Like, my guy, people have different tastes. Also… it’s the ghat dang SODA subreddit, you clown.

YES! I’ve been waiting on this one.

🤖🌟 Issue 6 of APWOT is live on Kickstarter! 🌟🤖 Featuring a beautiful lenticular cover of Astro Bot marking both our feature interview with the game’s director, Nicolas Doucet, and the 30th anniversary of PlayStation. Get in there! 💫 kck.st/4i1GAHT 💫

Can’t believe they went with Godzilla: Minus Zero and not Godzilla: Minus None.

Are they doing midnight baseball again?

Relatable.

People emailing me saying, “Hey, I never got that game you shipped me” and I’m like, “When did I ship it?” and they’re like, “Uhhh early 2024.”

Not sure what to do with your Halloween pumpkin? Here’s a fun idea to consider.

A very appropriate November 1st VHS pickup

November?? But it was just October yesterday.

No more trick-or-treaters, but I’ve got House on VHS.

Happy Halloween, friends 🎃

Halloween thread. Let’s track what kind of costumes we see tonight. Just got our first trick or treaters. One Sonic and two ninjas.

Last time I’ma be yelling about this—Head Hauntcho is on Kickstarter until tonight at midnight! GO BACK MY SPOOKY CARD GAME!!

They delivered Bethany’s Dragon Quest Halloween sweatshirt from the @theyetee.com just in time to hand out candy tonight! 🎃

Happy Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to all those who celebrate 🐺

Some Halloween doodles from my second period math class 👻

It’s spooky CRT time, friends

Local game store had a stack of Topps Pokemon cards sitting on the free table. So I took them all and packaged them into little bundles. Gonna hand them out for Halloween tomorrow! 🎃

The first issue 5 out in the wild!

It’s crazy hair day at school today. Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to do anything crazy with my hair.

Fun Fact: In Japan it’s just Luigi Mansion. No possessive.

*deep breathing noises*

Godzilla's coming either way. Repost this and he might bring snacks! 🎃🍬 Happy Halloween(Zilla)! #Halloween #Halloween2025 #TinyKaijuDoodle #art #fun #Godzilla

“The World Wrestling Federation stops for the Legend of Zelda.” “He’s got 72 hours to save the world.” Cross-Promotion. The best kind.

We’re in the home stretch, folks. I’ma be shriekin’ about Head Hauntcho for three more days. If you’re into cute and spooky card games I implore you to check it out! Reposts very much appreciated 📣

Zohran Mamdani has spoken often about beating Banjo-Tooie, but new sources have revealed that he actually beat Banjo-Kazooie—a similar, but entirely different game. For more on this controversy we sat down with Gruntilda.

Just got done with the first episode of Welcome to Derry and I don’t understand how it ties into Derry Girls, but I’m thrilled to find out.

APWOT 5 is real! 🦄 We'll be shipping in the next week or so. Thank you all for supporting the mag and making this a reality 💙

Poutine these chips directly in my mouth

You’re telling me they went for 18 innings and Bobson Dugnutt never got any play??

The new Katamari game lets you create your own character. We named ours "Criminal" and it has made the King of All Cosmos' dialogue ten times better.

Which one of you clowns did this

Today’s VHS pickups (via eBay). Some Scooby-Doo classics just in time for Halloween.

Busting out the Homer slippers for pajama day. Always a crowd pleaser 🍩

excuse me

Hey hey hey, pretty close to 1,000 smackers on this here Kickstarter campaign of mine. Be neat if we could get there by tomorrow 👀 Anyone into affordable spooky cute card games? 🎲✂️