The ironic detachment to crying at cartoons pipeline.

I used to pick out movies to watch with my grandma because I thought it was funny that she cried at everything and God saw me and was like, just wait.

These are all great choices but I don't think any song gets older millennials going like semi charmed life.

Going to listen to a bunch of Alanis today to go along with my reading of Why Alanis Morrisette Matters.

Shoulder pads

Every time I hear Donald_Duck_Farts_Thriller_0091a-Weird-Al.mp3.exe it really takes me back.

My youngest child is playing Return to Monkey Island and I couldn't be happier.

The funniest part about how mad all these ultra rich people are is that for decades they've refused to shut up about the welfare queens and people who are poor for "cultural reasons" but they are can't stand to have that rhetoric flipped.

They won't let you in unless you can prove you're on the registry or too young to be on it.

I don't actually believe Matt Walsh listens to music at all.

DuckTales 2016 is a top 10 all time television series ending, across all categories.

The happiest guy is the one who looks like he's watching his dog being stabbed to death every time he's in the room with the president.

High gas prices are all part of the MAHA plan to get people to walk more.

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

Watching Mickey 17 and I gotta say this isn't working for me on any level.

Eminem never topped "Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too".

burnout: the cuck chair of life

Man I'm like 100% burned out in every area of my life.

I don't even need to read the article to know it's wrong. All you have to do is assert that nothing is worth a billion dollars and boom, you won.

So many white people think they don’t support white supremacy just because they vote blue.

The mechanisms of politics are messy. But deciding what your personal politics are isn't hard at all. If you wouldn't do something, don't vote for people who will. If you have to, don't support those actions. Separating personal mortality from political action has had horrific consequences.

Racism gotta be the dumbest shit, man. You hate someone because their skin's a different color? You must've hated crayons as a kid.

Forgot the joke: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Just read everything on here to make sure no one else has posted this joke.

Infinite Jest has become much more of a signifier for "I just repeat whatever the Internet tells me" than it ever was for anything else.

ratatouille is brat

Anyone who references Infinite Jest should be required by law to mention literally anything about it besides the title and "dudes" under threat of imprisonment.

That they've tried to ban me, and have failed.

RIP President Trump.

There's a whole contingent of people, across party lines even, who think that if voting doesn't solve the problem you've got to live with the boot on your neck forever.

Kinda think we're on the cusp of 60s-70s level civil unrest and I don't think all these racists are ready for it.

This is actually a kind of coping you whites from other regions do to excuse your own part in whiteness, imo.

Reposting this historic document.

Freak Scene by Dinosaur Jr is one of the greatest songs ever written.

Popular elevated horror films The Exorcist and The Shining.

Anyone have any recommendations for other fun movies with lots of horse penises?

My least favorite literature take is "this classic work is actually really stupid and I, an adult, have known this since I was a teenager". That's not doing the work you think it is.

Generous lover.

Watched Sorry to Bother You last night and I have very mixed feelings. Great style, great performances, very funny, but the third act twist is both too weird and not weird enough and the themes are... very messy.

Still can't believe they had Patti Lupone in Agatha All Along and didn't really have her sing.

Simple question for parents with multiple kids: how do your kids treat each other, and what are the age differentials?

Good thread. Everyone's mad about the lack of art funding until it's funding clothing.

I actually AM sad that Spirit is dead because I was willing to endure discomfort to actually be able to fly cheaply.

Our mantises hatched!

Took the very rare morning shower this morning so this picture doesn't have the stench most of them do.

I don't really understand why we don't just impose four or six year limits on the Supreme Court, given that the original reasoning behind lifetime appointments was that it would avoid partisanship and that ship has sailed. 18 years is still way too long.

Not a baseball guy, but am a games and postmodernism guy and this book is great.

As the only genre they can't be replicated IRL or on tabletop, platformers are the only true video games.

they look like that time when my mom told me i'd never amount to anything and also simultaneously that time when a bear attacked me, hmm funny wonder what that's about

ngl they all look like vaginas to me except the one the looks like a spaceship