Congress can't fire a Supreme Court justice but there's no law that says we can't change Roberts' position from Chief Justice to Piss Boy.

probably especially in honor of paul tbh ("shall we go on spinning, then, that grace may increase? by no means!")

I'm going through friends who comment on my stuff here and following them on letterboxd so if you pick up a new follower is probably me or possibly someone else.

Found a goofy picture from 2021 and I'm now wondering if my gray hair in 2026 counts as a glow up.

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

This is officially URGENT: Anthony needs food and to pay rent and bills in six days!!

Respectfully and in a non creepy way telling everyone they're hot.

This guy at the coffee shop today is really shooting his shot. Pulled a chair in the middle of a room and is telling this woman that she should be a supermodel and move to France. To be fair he's being very respectful and she seems into it. Gotta respect the hustle.

This episode of DuckTales is all about tulpas and I'm assuming it's inspired by David Lynch.

What's more likely: a) every superhero movie starring a woman except Wonder Woman is worse than every superhero movie starring a man or b) misogyny?

I'd be funnier if I weren't so nice.

Kinda think Democrats need to plan to throw a giant belated 250th celebration after these rats are gone.

He's 100% correct. Supergirl is good actually.

How can I block everyone who liked a post?

Like if you think history will vindicate this administration.

Please help. Thanks. 🙏🏼

Very annoyed that not one theater around me is showing The Invite. I actually like blockbusters but this season is making me want to cancel my movie pass.

Today I learned that the album version of The Sickness by Disturbed has a terrible bridge where the guy screams at his mommy and daddy not to hit him anymore, that he'll be a good boy, and ends with him attacking them and calling his mom a fucking whore. It is in fact much much worse than the edit.

Watching The Straight Story during Pride month but shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it.

I don't know what everyone's on about, I thought this was really good!

About to see Supergirl with the fam. I've tempered my expectations but I like Millie and @untenablewhale.bsky.social liked it alright so I'm excited.

lol, for eating at CULVER'S? Culver's shrimp costs $8.

I probably think about Queen more than anything else by volume.

There are two guys at my coffee place who like very similar. One of them is gay and one is not. And I always think the former is the latter until the latter shows up and them I'm like, ah.

Lots of bands copy Brian May's harmonizing guitar lines, but far fewer copy his chunky muted riffing style (Brighton Rock, Stone Cold Crazy, Sheer Heart Attack). I don't know that anyone has had control over their tone like him.

Men only want one thing and it's a second key change on the bridge.

Someday science will be able to explain why The Prayer by Josh Groban and Charlotte Church always makes me cry.

siri how can I transfer my membership from the bloods to the crips

What TV show has everyone forgotten about but you? For me it's Friends and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Proud to be a father to all three of my kids, both the successes and the failures. ♥️♥️

Saw Masters of the Universe with the fam today, perfectly fine family blockbuster, funny, looked nice. Didn't quite hit like I felt it was supposed to but not bad at all.

Not really scary at all but a surprisingly sweet and effective thriller about two boys in love. Fantastic performances by an unknown cast.

Seated for Leviticus!

Watched a bunch of Curry Barker's YouTube skits and that's some good stuff.

You just... don't.

New McCartney album is really good. Maybe the best album ever made by an 84 year old.

open.spotify.com/album/6irs8c... I actually think this is my favorite album of the year so far. I can't stop coming back to it.

Listening to It's Blitz (Yeah Yeah Yeahs). Karen O doesn't get enough credit for releasing a lot of good music.

You just... don't.

It was transphobic but there's a very common trope in 80s movies where a woman goes into the restroom and a guy in drag is washing his hands and the audience was expected to laugh, not fly into a rage and try to toss them in prison.

The irony that trans people have done this since time immemorial.

Thinking about seeing Leviticus tonight.

I'm reminded of how it became widely accepted among the Right that Obama wasn't actually a good speaker because he used a teleprompter, and now we've got a guy who can't speak OR read.

I kinda love how sweet the kids behind Obsession and Backrooms seem to be.

It's silly but I had been mutuals with some guy on Letterboxd for a year or so and we'd had a number of pleasant interactions and I just saw this week that he unfollowed me. Hurt my feelings a little!

Surprised Hawk Tuah never became a successful horror franchise.

I'm excited for the upcoming Quicksand album. Don't think they've ever made a bad one.

Surprised Hawk Tuah never became a successful horror franchise.

I'm at the point where I think even MAGA people find Trump's behavior disturbing but they're never gonna admit it.