Bought some new jeans for the first time in God knows how long and I'm gonna do it again when I get paid.

A sandwich is actually a hot dog

Fun fact: it takes an average of 14 hours for one of my posts to go from initial concept to final edited form.

First Things quote on the cover aside, this anthology is fantastic. Great supplemental material too.

Folks on here love to QT with the worst take you've ever seen.

First ever picture of me and Liz, several years before we got together. I wanna say 2003?

What the literal hell.

I know nothing about Kirk's widow and I'm not optimistic but putting someone who just lost their spouse to assassination at the center of a circus like this "funeral" is exploitative as hell.

None of the teen parenting books prepare you for how much Panic at the Disco you're going to have to listen to.

I'll bet Ayo would be glad to know that Jonathan doesn't think of her sexually and wants to spend Christmas with her as his little sister.

Genuinely don't think this beatification is appealing even to normal Trump voters. I saw lots of posts about the assassination but as far as I can tell not one of my conservative friends or family members cares about this weird nationalist memorial shit.

This Kirk stuff is incredibly weird.

The good news is that we've not even taken the first step towards making this happen. Might as well as ask if democracy can exist if everyone has their own teleporter.

lol, and again I say, lol.

Thank goodness Alt National Park Service was here to spearhead the resistance.

And related, you can watch any movie where a guy is an asshole to his wife, and when you Google it fully half the people talking about it will be saying how the message is that the wife was the real villain.

How do people spend every waking moment on screens and still have no media literacy at all?

Have at it, memoir living graphic novel pals!

Ok, give me your favorite self-contained graphic novels that are a) not franchise/hero stuff and b) not memoir.

I rarely start new "good" shows anymore necessary I started so many that took an entire season for anything to actually happen. Some shows need time to breathe but half of them could be condensed into an afterschool special.

Southern Gospel, hopefully The Cathedrals.

Most serialized TV could be 75% shorter without losing anything important, and more TV shows need to embrace much lighter serialization in general, with most episodes being largely standalone. And there's just too much TV in general

We wouldn't be going through this Kimmel thing if we'd disbanded the FCC after they fucked up the response to Janet Jackson's nipple.

The app sucks but the service is SO good. I haven't watched a movie anywhere else in months. I love the collections.

Angrily calling to cancel my sister-in-laws subscription to Disney+

the way to regulate that is to dismantle private ownership of these platforms. theyre much harder to game when theres no one u can exchange favors w to boost urself

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Trump could negatively polarize the entire 60 plus demographic if he actually pulled cbs's broadcasting license.

I believe almost every example given in the song Ironic is actually an example of irony, which is a rich concept that encompasses more than I expected one thing and got its diametric opposite.

"Has to be within $17 of our total budget, on this exact block, with a floorplan by Frank Lloyd Wright and the interior can have no walls."

And I get it, seems like 95% of these couples stay put and they have the most ridiculous requirements imaginable to be willing to move.

David on Love It Or List It is such a catty bitch. I love him.

I haven't seen that many but I really, really liked Pedicab Driver.

Knocking out walls and putting in floors is just not all that expensive.

The people on these renovation shows telling the host that their budget is 90k and the host is like, well, MAYBE we can make that work blow me away. Especially since they rarely do the really expensive stuff like new HVAC or roof.

It's a little darkly funny that Trump has been fantasizing about revoking FCC licenses since before he was even running for president and people are still shocked that he's threatening to do it.

Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will

A friend asked my oldest at school yesterday if there was a "gay juice" one could drink to because gay.

Homosexuals just can't stop drinking the gay juice.

"Bingo has been replaced with Charlie Kirk's daughter moving forward."

"President Trump is concerned about some of the pro-Oceania messages coming from Bluey"

I'm sorry, there is no fucking way this continued beatification of Charlie Kirk is going to work out how they want.

Time for Pritzker to go on Rogan.

The Globe Theatre apologizes for these intensive remarks by Mr. Shakespeare and will be preempting his plays from our stage for the indefinite future.

Let’s mock them still

Stephen Miller unveils plans to digitally insert Charlie Kirk as the "seventh friend" when the popular sitcom Friends heads to Netflix later this year, per WaPo.

Trump says every book published for the next 12 months must have a forward in remembrance of Charlie Kirk, per Reuters.

This seems like a big strategic blunder to me but what do I know?