Oh no I’d hate to find out the government workers are…not pro-fascism.

The thing about this textbook is I have questions that it doesn’t answer. P wave, QRS complex, T wave, sometimes a U wave. Very alphabetical. But why does it start at P? Who decided the first wave was P? These are the details I require. It’s not an arbitrary P surely. And now I have to google.

I said this and then a few minutes ago a newbie to town posted in a local FB group. He’s from California and he is now a nurse in our ER. ❤️

B just spent a whole hour talking about the pretend axlotl community that lives in the same city as her stuffed animals. Oh god. She’s starting again. It was just a break to eat a pear.

This is a good cardiology joke and everyone should appreciate it. Probably gonna cost me some points on a test though.

Maybe I can just keep these library textbooks all year because so far nobody else at UNBC is interested in practical guides to ecg interpretation.

Oh I thought this was allowed though.

One of us! One of us! Everybody choosing BC because we are the prettiest.

More like uhhh the Stink of the Gloomin'

Quick, I gotta become a US Olympic medalist. Is there a way to do that immediately?

lol the hockey guys are really there and I guess they have to sit through this thing now. I’m going to turn it off. They’re gonna wish they could turn it off. Hopefully they are still wasted. Maybe someone will barf.

I just had the best day out with little B (we do fun days when she has a medical appointment) and then we got home and there was a letter from her new pen pal, another little girl with the same heart defects.

lol

No kings except maybe this one. 😍

Shout out to the American women’s hockey team. Winning in all the ways.

Doing a science. Lol the kid is losing her mind over this dang owl pellet. She pulled that skull out and it changed her life.

For any of my mum’s students who are wondering why they aren’t allowed to record her lectures…This is so fucked. But like, every student has a recording device in their pocket now, so it’s impossible to monitor effectively. I hate these people so much.

I love my American friends and I really don’t mind losing a game (like I cheer for the Canucks, so it’s kind of a hobby), but also can you please crush these assholes in the midterms because I am very tired of this. Fuck them up please.

Can we pinpoint the exact moment that Crosby got hot? For science? What changed? Did *I* change?

At the risk of blending politics and sport, it is incredibly funny that people are out here trying to suggest that the entire men’s hockey team is being forced to party with Kash Patel against their will.

Resumed basement organization and found this in my old newspapers. Lol.

I wonder if I can get one of them to send their stuffy critter to my kid. She really wants one.

I need a better matte size to cut less off, but Annie does not understand why I love this quick oil painting she did. Like child, you know I love impressionist stuff and this is more like that than your usual stuff. It looks really cool from across the room. Walls are getting covered in kid art.

This should be in the summer Olympics.

Anyways, #14 Maya Gebala from Tumbler Ridge survived her overnight emergency brain surgery and continues to put up a fight, so that’s my hockey win today.

lol because I was pacing in the kitchen before I usually wake up.

I changed my mind and I’m glad they lost because the silver looks better with Sid’s hair. Sid’s hair is the real star here.

i’m the guy at the olympics giving everyone the little stuffies. and i love my fucking job!!!!!!!!

Time to go get my feelings checked for free.

lol CBC throwing up a live shot of the watch party at the Bedford United Church in Bedford NS. Sermon a little different this week.

They were out there stickgooning when they should have been scoremaxxing

I propose a compromise: Team Canada and Connor Hellebuyck get gold medals, and the rest of team USA get silvers

Comedy break. B wrote a story about middle kid. (Read poppy as poopy.)

bluesky, the north american yelling about hockey app

CANADA: 2 minutes for high-sticking 2 minutes for the right number of men on the ice

Is there a rule that says too many players doesn’t get called on people playing the Canadian dudes? Lol.

THANK FUCK

It’s too early in the morning for this level of depression.

Okay it’s 5am and I’m up for hockey.

Pretty crazy how the ADHD meds that I put off taking for a bajillion years have actually cured my chronic migraine.

Everyone from the Olympics Scandals actually did great at the Olympics —Canada curling won gold after BoopGate —Cheating biathlete won five medals —Credit card fraud biathlete won 3 golds —Norwegian crotch parachute ski jumper won a bronze Milano-Cortina 2026: Messy and Thriving

THE ROCK DIDDLER GETS GOLD

Tense times in the UK/Canada family group chat.

Love to wake up and find out that Maya from Tumbler Ridge has opened an eye and continues to defy expectations. Always, always thinking of her, especially when I’m watching a game.

lol

Love to start my day with an Olympic hockey Canada win and end it with a BCHL Spruce Kings win.

Important update: His name is Gloobert Blart.

Went to go pee and my kid left a present facing the toilet.

Came rather uncomfortably close to t-boning a car that turned left directly in front of me on an icy highway. Do not recommend.