My advice to the Canucks is to shoot some pucks on the other guys goal

Update:

This is a terrific organization that helps ensure vulnerable people and their pets can access veterinary care. Give them your money! www.pawsforhope.org

Back volunteering with @pawsforhope.bsky.social today, & already making some new friends

I put $30 in the Labubu vending machine and it dispenses a figurine with my face. I scream. The figurine screams back

Oh, no, no, no. You misunderstand. You see, I am reporting the news *ironically,*

#Canucks Quinn Hughes is a game-time decision for today as per Patrik Allvin

under no circumstances!!!!

I'm starting to genuinely feel bad for whoever writes the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ... It's becoming impossible to parody the real thing.

House plans to vote Tuesday on releasing Epstein files

A combined 26-save shutout for Maschmeyer and Fryer, and the #Goldeneyes win their first ever preseason game 3-0 over the Torrent. Tomorrow a rematch to close things out. #PWHL

BOBCAT.BMF

Apparently the lesson Brendan Carr learned from the Kimmel debacle is that he didn't actually have any consequences for abusing his power to violate the 1st Amendment, so he's just going to keep at it.

very real chance that this is the first pope in history who has seen The Mighty Ducks

The photo choice 🤌

Beer column: BC breweries win over a third of awards at 2025 Canada Beer Cup 🏆 The total bounty was 56 of 152 beer-specific awards, including 17 gold medals, and another 7 for cider and packaging. Full list of BC winners 🍻 ⤵️ www.kamloopsbcnow.com/watercooler/...

I'll take all the tickets.

Canadian border officials detained for hours a 95-year-old man on his way to a conference about human rights violations against Palestinians. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Canucks have signed David Kampf to a 1y/$1.1m contract. Going into today, the Canucks had a full 23 man roster. MacEachern, Sasson, Mancini, D-Petey, Patera, and Willander are all waiver-exempt. The Canucks have ample LTIR space to fit him in.

🏆VANCOUVER RISE WIN THE NSL The Vancouver Rise defeat AFC Toronto 2–1 to win the first NSL title. Holly Ward plays the hero the a late winning goal. It's Vancouver's first major pro sports championship since the BC Lions won the 2011 Grey Cup.

The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.

We're now at the RE-PARDONS stage of this presidency www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

For two months, the U.S. government has been racial profiling as masked federal agents hunted for immigrants throughout Chicago. They’ve repeatedly snatched up U.S. citizens while traumatizing communities. “I felt like a piece of trash.” Here is our story www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/15/l...

Svechnikov previously injured his teammate with a highstick, resulting in a #Canucks penalty.

Alberta's role in Canada's loss of measles elimination status embarrassing, former chief medical officer says www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

As per @dhaliwalsports.bsky.social on "X" regarding Hronek taking an elbow to the head. Absolute joke and shows that the Department of Player Safety does not care about player safety.

Evergreen

nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car

Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This cat is channelling Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette

Today I learned that “wheat from Manitoba” is a prominent selling feature in a number of Italian flour products

‘Open season on NHL players’ brains’: Hronek’s agent unhappy after hit from Svechnikov at end of Canucks vs. Hurricanes

Reporter: Have you ruled out a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell? Trump: I haven’t even thought about it. I haven’t thought about for months. Maybe I haven’t thought about it at all. Reporter: Why can’t you rule it out? Trump: I don’t rule it in or out

Reporter: Would you be open to endorsing someone to primary Marjorie Taylor Greene given her latest statements? Trump: Well, it depends on who runs against her. I mean, I'm no longer much of a fan

uh oh

Here's why Hronek didn't play in OT. Ugly hit happened late in the third.

Filip Hronek's agent on "X" regarding his client taking a clear elbow to the head

That was not a good enough effort but lucky to get a point. (Could they have won in regulation if a certain idiot didn’t try to start a fight? Maybe.)

Saw that coming

Canucks just on their heels here, can't rely on Lanky alone for another 22 minutes 😬

Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene

Right now is exactly the time for the Canucks to go on an inexplicable PDO bender

4 goals on 9 shots 🤣

Hell yeah Petey, more of that!

Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell

Ugh

Sassy start from the Canucks

Prison staff who leaked information about Maxwell’s treatment fired, lawyer says