Separationland Who’s Who: A wrote a field guide to the confusing jumble of groups cropping up on both the leave and stay sides. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... You’re welcome.

PP is a bigger embarrassment to Canada than cristy clark And that's saying a lot

In Kelowna tonight. Decided to hit up the Blue Gator. Saw a #canucks legend who asked to not be posted on social media. But you know and love what this dude cookes

I may be ranting.... But there is absolutely no forgiving today's loss. Schneider took a perfect situation with Hoffman pitching early and mowing guys down and Varland rivaling Miller for the best closer in baseball, and turned it into a debacle of shit for no reason. I'm not getting over this

"If it ain't broke, I'll break it." - John Schneider (Toronto Blue Jays)

John Schneider is a bad baseball team manager

So.... John Schneider feels that a zero point fucking three ERA isn't quite impressive enough to use Varland as his closer? What am I missing? Someone please explain it to me like I don't know ball, because maybe I'm the idiot here....

McAdoo when he hits a kid in the face with a home run

Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

How can you not love Michael de Adder

Remember when a woman did the math by hand and NASA made a rocket that didn't explode, and Neil Armstrong walked on the moon? If anybody thinks "capitalism" is good for innovation, they should be placed on the next blue origin or space x expedition (read: expensive pyrotechnics display)

Oh look, Co-founder of Students for Trump arrested on domestic violence charges Ryan Fournier who cosplay being a tough guy can't even manage his emotions and got triggered by his wife.

Just use the F slur already this is taking all day.

sad to hear about Claude Lemiuex's passing he was a tremendous sports villain, one of the greatest "you hate him unless he's on your team" guys to ever skate. played on the edge and never apologized for it, won constantly. thoughts with his family and friends

Hasn't bitten anybody in a week! The power of friendship knows no bounds.

The French had it correct..... Don't even have to get all of em. A couple drops of a guillotine blade and I think the rest of them will do their best to redistribute their own wealth.

Knee jail? You mean pants???

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Brilliant. Now, instead of people who use having somewhere to do so safely and out of sight, with opportunities to enter treatment if they so choose, the NIMBYs can watch these actual human beings suffer and die in the street. The "concern raisers" are ignorant or evil or both. Fuck them to hell

A&W onion rings

Any attorney that signs their name to this should be disbarred, any federal employee who works on this should be terminated, arguably every single one should be sent to Gitmo.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Ribbies (RBIs) be with you And also with you

I want everybody to know that if they hear me talking about Jesus.... His last name is Sanchez. #Bluejays

Alberta’s grievances with Ottawa are mostly manufactured, always exaggerated and, often, completely illusory. Now it's time for the people who spent the last decade amplifying and weaponizing them to put out the fire they helped create. #cdnpoli #abpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/05/26/o...

"Blood is thicker than water," is a misread of "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." Your children owe you nothing. They didn't ask to be born. If you believe they should live the way you want because you want to live through them, you should have been castrated.

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

This is incredible.

Now watching: Punisher: One Last Kill. Once Hatebreed started playing the soundtrack to a Frank Castle massacre, I knew. This is the one. This production will embody Punisher perfectly, and Jon Bernthal is the perfect vessel for this. Holy shit.

the only "bsky is a bubble" take you will ever need

So soon to use a reaction image from a data center protest that took place today but I think this one's going to get a workout

Same. Now watch me pull a rabbit outta this hat! #mooseandskvirrel

Bluesky isn’t fun?

"People on BS wanna be in a bubble" Yeah, people generally like to hang out in places that make them happy and give them positive feedback, always have since the dawn of man, did you think you were cooking here

If the ignorant among us were not given so much of a voice, society could simply drag them forward for their own benefit. Unfortunately, many people need to feel special, so they do this by imagining that they know something that nobody else knows. In reality, they are only deluded simpletons

And if you believe this, I have a very nice bridge I can sell you. More cops has never equalled more safety. This is the dumbest thing dumb people believe outside of a flat earth or vaccines causing autism. Stop it.

There doesn't seem to be a single reason to ever watch CBS again. This is genius.

Amazing commencement address on AI and the arts. The correct take.

Man accused of doxxing nearly 3 million people would like you to know that it feels weird knowing so many strangers are mad at him

Currently listening to a Spotify playlist. This is shitty enough in and of itself, I know, and I'm sorry. However, the playlist is titled "90's One Hit Wonders." Tell me then, Spotify creator, how in the sweet name of fuck can you place three songs by the same band in a row?

Are the #Bluejays fun again? Plz don't say sike.

Matthew 7:3-5 Since your dumb fuck theocracy is so obsessed with Jesus. Or, if you're cool, System of a Down's Prison Song keeps getting more relevant.

cc: @marciaonthego.bsky.social

Bon Jovi (5) The Trews (4) Tragically Hip (3) Electric Callboy Rise Against Our Lady Peace (2) Iron Maiden Chris Stapleton Babymetal Tool Honorable Mention to The Wax Babies. A H.S. band fronted by Mark Lazeski of G.E.S.S. alumnus. If there's one song I wish I could hear again, it's Astroboy.