This is, aesthetically and ethically, the worst hockey jersey I have ever seen.

It’s the same picture

I can't express how little I think of every umpire in human history. Every single one of them is trash. Especially aiding the Dodgers in scoring another run just now. It's completely obvious to all that the league needs to bust that union.

Umpires can't toss anyone for arguing their wrong ball and strike calls anymore, so they're making shit up. Umpires are not worthwhile human beings. I hope they never know peace. Not a single one of them. #Bluejays

Ben Hur. Also, the OJ Simpson trial.

Theo Fleury remains the worst thing to have ever come from hockey outside of rampant r*pe culture.

The internet

uh... that's no moon

Cadbury Mini Eggs would like to have a chat

Iran says it’s lowering recruitment age to 12 and CNN is clutching pearls. Not sure what the problem is? Americans don’t seem to have a problem with killing kids half that age

And lo, the team that died under the left hand of the Littlest reliever was resurrected with the banishing of that reliever unto oblivion. A perfectly fitting Easter story for the #Bluejays

Brendon Little, eh? Something something same action, same result.

Not another woe-is-me separatist referendum. Someone really should explain to them that neither the Canadian govt nor the First Nations would ever let a separate Alberta keep the oil & oil revenues. Read the Treaties, you silly people!! #CdnPoli

Rich Kunt Father Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971

One side in this war is led by religious zealots promoting a narrow, violent worldview around a specific version of their faith. The other is Iran.

I said it sounds like you're just trying to feed more marines to the IRGC and Pete Hegseth started crying

i have so many questions that i don't want answers to

I feel like Brendon Little is not receiving enough attention. His lack of imposter syndrome is concerning.

Maybe you should all stop committing crimes, Todd.

If America quits its war on Iran, the world kicks the can down the road – corrupt, militaristic, extremist, terror-exporting, protest-crushing, minority-supported theocratic regimes will remain in place. And, in addition to Trump and Netanyahu, something will still need to be done about Khomeini.

Mr. Schneider Brendon Little can't fucking pitch. He costs wins. He sucks. If you don't have a plan to demote him, fucking find one. I can't understand what anyone sees in a player that is an active detriment to a team. I feel like mugatu right now. #bluejays

Fire Brendon Little into the sun.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Is Kristi Noem going to shoot these puppies?

If she uses the GoFundMe money to sue..... This would be proper appropriation of the funds. I hope this hero is heralded properly.

If you can get even money on CB not returning to ump next season, that's easy money. Even the MLB can't handle being embarrassed this badly over and over again.

NFL hires CB Bucknor as a replacement ref

Growing up, there weren’t so many options for women to play sports competitively. My mom even had to play on a men’s hockey team—there was no women’s team. The amazing @seattletorrent.bsky.social players are inspiring so many young girls—and it makes such a big difference. Go Torrent!

The best part of watching a Bluejays victory in the pub is not having to hear a single word Ken Reid says afterward. I honestly have no idea why anybody would employ that man.

*should change

"I thought he said 'I'm coming to the cottage'" Shorty remains the best PxP in sports. #Canucks

I had some real banger posts while suspended that nobody is gonna see cause I was but a ghost, trying to make my presence known. Shame they are lost to the ether. Thanks a lot, Obama.

Account still suspended days later, because it seems nobody works for @bsky.app A very bleak lesson in the ineptitude of people who run the things we try to enjoy.

Consistency is great. Unless you're Brendon Little and you are just consistently terrible at throwing a baseball. #BlueJays

This is incredibly encouraging

A rising tide raises all ships. This is the main reason (along with countless case studies showing the same) that I scream for UBI.

It's getting easier and easier to not tune in to the Canucks these days. Rotten from the roots. Just a garage league team.

How about, instead, you just don't do this shit?

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

The day Pierre disappears from public altogether will be a boon for society. It's called addition by subtraction. It's so easy to not have negative worth as a human being, but this man can't seem to figure that out.

FWIW, despite calls to "rein in artificial intelligence" and "break corporate monopolies," the @ndp.ca announced their new leader exclusively on Meta platforms, as well as the world's richest man's AI porn bot website (Until this weekend, they hadn't posted on X since January)

Nenshi 1) has self-respect, and 2) wants to win, two things that are anathema to everyone throwing their lot in with Lewis

What a weekend for Kazuma Okamoto, the Japanese star who is taking over Toronto. Story on his first home run with the #BlueJays: www.mlb.com/bluejays/new...

Me: when I have a cold but am also horny

Apparently nobody works weekends at @bsky.app Been suspended since being hacked and reclaiming my account as ND enabling 2FA. Real stellar app you guys have. Has it been sold to venture capitalists or something?

Tombstone

Tommy Nance just struck out Jeff McNeil to open the 8st inning for #Bluejays 47th strikeout of the season. #Jays are the first team in #MLB history to have its pitchers record as many as 47 strikeouts in the first three games of a season. Ever. In the history of anything.