Him placing a medal around his own neck is so on the nose. I wonder what it would be like to go down as the most pathetic loser in history.

TORRE: “What’s it like to watch CBS right now?” CHUNG: “We don’t.” @pablo.show $PSKY

Would you hire me? I'd hire me I'd hire me so hard

Olives. Specifically black olives. Why the everlasting fuck would I ever want my entire dish to taste like dirt? Worthless topping. Dirt fruit. Fuck off.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

Who is gonna give me odds on a bet he still won't fuck off. I do love this though.

Nice, indeed, Spotify. Nice, indeed.

Why are people from Kelowna bound and determined to be the loudest, dumbest cunts in any level of government? What the fuck are they putting in the water in that shithole town? (Not a city. Cities don't run major highways through the downtown core. They have exits. Kelowna is a big town)

My poetry brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, you're a wonderful bard Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard I could teach you, as it's not that hard

Whitecaps say they’ve already sold 12k tickets to Saturday’s watch party at BC Place. For comparison: capacity at Chase Stadium in Ft Lauderdale is 21,500

Locksmith - Chanin (cover)

Bluesky: Your new best source for crab porn

Are there any other Canadian MLS teams? Maybe run out the scenario before creating weird false equivalence.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

This song may be a reminder of the worst Christmases I have had, based on the people they were spent with.... But the song is hilarious.

I forgot how good Bautista is in Dune

It sometimes hurts seeing someone else live your dream. And then I remember I'm 43 and I can do the exact same thing, and the world is correct again.

Drag show in canoe with mom tonight.

Bon Jovi (Key Arena) Chris Stapleton Iron Maiden Barenaked Ladies Bon Jovi (Vancouver)

Who is your celebrity gym motivation, and why is it Alan Ritchson?

Just trotting down the path of having zero left wing parties in office. Incredible if you're a regressive with no concept of the future.

#MMIWG Keep your eyes peeled!

Amadeus

Boondock Saints. The soundtrack just reminds me how good the movie is lol

Cable Guy (for the same band different song)

This probably isn't in the spirit of the post but UBI.

Pardon my language But what a fuckin debut. #Goldeneyes

You couldn't script it any better

Stadium belting out Livin on a Prayer is peak vibes.

LFG!!!! #GOLDENEYES

Had to be Sarah. It was always going to be Sarah. #Goldeneyes

Goldeneyes dominate possession, dictate play, and give up the first goal. They are officially a Vancouver hockey team. (Jokes aside this game is fun so far)

Sarah Nurse. The woman you are.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

The main thing I take away from watching Hot Ones is that if you have an idea, it doesn't matter how much nonsense that idea entails. If you do something exceptionally, that thing will succeed. Also, I love Hot Ones as much as I don't understand the level of masochism involved.

How mad is Stephen Miller right now 😂

Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves

Fuck it Keep giving him contracts till he scores a thousand

Linkedin is currently recommending I add my ex from 2015 to my network and follow Jordan Peterson.... Artificial intelligence doesn't exist, guys. Like... at all.

If I were to fly into a country that had this pencil dick running transportation, I would literally expect the plane to go down. I would prefer to be comfortable as I put my life in the hands of a feckless cunt who seems to be removed from the last shred of reality. What a failed state...

Dumb and Dumber Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels A Bronx Tale

Pulp Fiction Forrest Gump Beverly Hills Cop

Reservoir Dogs Casino Stand by Me

Oh man.... Best in Show is starting in ten minutes, and I thought I would be going to bed early tonight, but....

High Fidelity Top Gun A Goofy Movie

Bad Boys 2 Judgement Night Go

Dang. Well... verenecki itself is egg noodles stuffed with cottage cheese. You could bypass the sour cream gravy for sour cream and still achieve nap time status. (they are very heavy)