Machine is this year’s Landry Locker, I guess. 😔

“Go over the blister field and have some damn blisters”

If they can run the ball with this o-line on Sunday, then Klayton Adams is even more of a wizard than I thought.

This Schotty quote is courtesy of Todd Archer. It’s about rocket scientist Jaydon Blue.

Speaking of music news you can use, did y’all know a new Waylon Jennings album was released today?

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Oh my. What a play by Ryan McMahon.

Three months ago today, Cam Schlittler got his ass handed to him by the Lehigh Valley IronPigs.

It was probably a bad sign for his postseason chances that Connelly Early looks like Clayton Kershaw's stunt double.

I remember the years where the ball was flying, it's not like the top dudes started hitting 80 homers, it was that *everyone* could hit 27 That's how it feels with pitch velo now. Dudes aren't popping 109. But *everyone* is throwing 98.

the mlb playoffs are now sans diego

PCA looks like the love child of Josh Hamilton and Powder

nobody in baseball history is better at trying to walk to first on an obvious strike in a 3 ball count than manny machado

You can call me someone who drinks a pot of coffee every morning, but I think of myself as more of an

Jack Flaherty pitching like it’s 2019

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Every day, another 2% of the world population joins the Callis Family. This could be your day.

that was nice of you

thru 4 weeks

One month left of Daylight Savings Time! Who's all counting down the days until 5:30 PM sunsets in #Texas?

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TGIT

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Nice. We deserve all the Game 3s tomorrow. Go Reds.

Kids, if you're gonna bunt, you have to learn to "catch" the ball with the bat. Do NOT chop.

Such an unnecessary dive by Duran. Just keep your feet and make a pretty standard running catch.

Mason Miller threw 11 pitches at 102+ MPH today and it's the most by a pitcher in a single postseason game in baseball history.

Networks need to come together and agree on parabolic mic/crowd noise levels during broadcasts. Some parks sound like they're playing in your local library; others sound like they're playing in the flight path at LaGuardia like Shea

I barely know her x 2

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[Archer] The availability of KaVontae Turpin is in question this week because of a foot injury coming off the Green Bay game, per sources. He was not on the field during open portion of practice today. twitter.com/toddarcher/s...

Someone should think about making a documentary about the Red Sox

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Mike Shildt comes tearing out of the dugout yelling, "Hey, what the fuck!" and *then* decides to cover his mouth

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No idea what took them so long

Former Rangers great

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Every batted ball Cleveland had in Game 1. Guardsball might cause problems for the other team, but at a certain point you've got to hit the ball out of the infield, too.

Not sure if Bob has shared the link here or not. So here it is: www.gofundme.com/f/support-co...

come on now

Three quick notes: The range from top to bottom seeds this year is 14 wins, which rounds to nothing in a best-of. There is no such thing as an upset in a best-of-three. Any team good enough to make the playoffs is good enough to win the World Series. Enjoy the tournament!

Given the remaining teams, my order of preference for the winner of the World Series: 1- Guardians 2- Brewers 3- Mariners 4- Reds 5- Tigers 6- Phillies 7- Blue Jays 8- Yankees 9- Red Sox 10- Dodgers 11- Padres 12- Cubs