Not my favorite inning of Rangers baseball

this explains a lot

per Kennedi Landry: Joc will be using Osuna’s glove in the outfield. Since last season when Bochy told Joc he’d be a DH or 1st baseman, Joc only carries a 1st base mitt with him. Get your popcorn ready.

Joc played 3 whole innings in the outfield last season. His first appearance out there this year. 🙏

I assume the league ordered them to get this completed so they can finally release the schedule. Gotta make sure they put him in 7 or 8 primetime/stand alone games.

an unserious franchise

Yankees are 15-3 in their last 18 games. 2 of those 3 losses were to Nathan Eovaldi.

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JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

TGIT

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Nathan Eovaldi this year has a 0.60 ERA against the Yankees and a 5.79 ERA against everyone else

Absolutely hideous atrocious terrible uniform matchup in this Anaheim vs Vegas game.

The American League, which my research has determined has 15 teams, now includes exactly two teams with more wins than losses.

RIGHT AS THE REFILL ARRIVED.

Hey, a tiny park HR in our favor.

Captain America: Civil War opened ten years ago today, and for @ign.com, I wrote about how a movie that should feel absolutely overstuffed somehow manages to make it all work and still stand out as an MCU highlight. www.ign.com/articles/10-...

In honor of both Tommy Daniels and Jennifer Smith, I shall be rooting for the Sabres in this series.

I’ve never listened to their pod. I don’t like Akaash and that Andrew guy seems even worse than him. But I’m guessing this will get a mention or two on the DZ at some point.

Max Scherzer told reporters today that it's "confusing" that his arm isn't feeling better and that he feels he should be ramping back up to pitch right now. Who's gonna tell him that this is just how bodies work after you turn 40?

RHP Will Warren on the hill for NYY. Rain could turn it into a long night at the stadium. Go Rangers.

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Reunited with The Huckster, Nacho Man, and Scheme Gene

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Shohei Ohtani got Jose Altuve to swing at this

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I think Erik Johnson is pretty solid as a game analyst.

Hockey weather on Cinco de Mayo.

FFS, deGrom

karma for trading Quinn Hughes

thankfully 2032 isn’t a real year

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RHP Elm-Rod on the hill for the Bombers. Go Rangers.

Oh SNAP.

this is where I swoop in to remind everyone how funny it is that there is literally no rule-book definition of a swing in major league baseball. The fundamental offensive action in the sport has no rule defining what it is or isn't. It's 100% vibes based!

I miss Ralphie

MLB Playoff Odds Data: FanGraphs https://www.fangraphs.com/standings/playoff-odds/fg/lg

It’s a day I’m thankful there’s no Gordo’s Corner anymore. Maybe he’ll forget about that annoying voice by 6:15 tomorrow.

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2’s day

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‘The Roast of Kevin Hart, hosted by Shane Gillis’ sounds like a threat.

May 20th

I’ve not yet started the Monday sode. But Dumb Zone reddit says we get Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday shows this week. No Thursday or Friday. Plan accordingly. Or don’t. It’s not really any of my business what you do.

THREAD: Chewbacca at MLB stadiums Throwing out the first pitch at Fenway