About as hardcore as the Dynamite Hack cover of Boyz n the Hood maybe…

if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out

I’m her, sitting there thinking “I can’t believe we’re doing this shit AGAIN?!”

This is basically the same thing I said at the station. I’m here to entertain myself. Anyone else who enjoys it is a bonus.

It’s not just me noticing how quickly America embraced and normalized gambling, right? Like half the commercials on Pluto TV now are for a FanDuel/DraftKings thing or some casino app that pinky swears you can win real money. It’s weird considering how vilified it was here for years.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Wait until these Herberts crack open a Bible. Just kidding, they don’t read it, they prefer the “right” verses to be spoon fed to them by someone who’s read just enough for the grift.

Posting for no reason youtu.be/Tu4Ht2opvqY?...

temu-ass fascism can’t even get the trains running on time

Here’s the neat part: if someone is in this country, no matter how long or how they got here, they should absolutely be eligible for federal health programs. Everyone is your neighbor.

Love my Monday class but the professor is such a high energy lesbian it’s both intimidating and exhausting.

Hey Cowboys fans

Donald Trump is a shit human being. Donald Trump is a victim of elder abuse. Two things can be true at the same time. Regardless, he gotta go.

Okay, need to get this gone sooner or later. Septum and nostril. Anyone in DFW have recommendations for such piercings, preferably north FW? I get that it ain’t cheap but reasonably priced is good.

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Boomers yearn for the iron lungs.

Talk less. Do more. Do anything. Do SOMETHING.

Hi neighbor!

A resource worth knowing about notwhatyousignedupfor.org

Just scared the shit out of one of Janice’s friends by yoinking out my clip in septum ring right in front of her to show her how it wasn’t actually pierced yet but I hadn’t gotten to the part of the sentence where I said it was a clip in when I yoinked. I really need to make that official.

Yeah I watched enough ECW to see where this angle ends up

So, they killed Cassandra first 'cause she feared the worst And tried to tell the town So, they set my life in flames, I regret to say Do you believe me now?

the way my therapist cracked up when I told her that the capitalism bros need to step aside cause transbians are gonna save the world because she knew it was true but had just never heard it that way

First saw this via Rifftrax, in color with professional jokes from professional comedy professionals, and it was great. But in the original black and white, without riffs, completely different experience but still fantastic.

Celebrating the unintentional trans rep in my bathroom.

The biggest problem I have with college papers is that it feels like formatics is valued over actual content. On a 10 page paper, 95% of the feedback was on what I did wrong with citations or that my title page wasn’t right or similar bullshit. “But your reflections on the text were very well done.”

P1s and former P1s will appreciate this: listening to an old episode of Art Bell and the USA Radio News report is done by former traffic fill-in Jason Walker. You might know him better as “CRAAAANE.”

If there is only one squeaky chair in a room, there is a one hundred percent chance that the person who fidgets the most will be seated in that chair. It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

Got the good brain chemistry for a change yesterday and got a lot of shit done for classes and podcasts. Today?

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

Honest Abe about to unleash the old Railsplitter

That poor man. I hope Trump wasn’t stuck on the escalator too long. Also he’s a rapist.

Well, I’m in my Interpretation of the Hebrew Bible class at Brite, so I guess the rapture got rescheduled. Again.

I’m a trans person with autism. I’m the cause a lot of the world’s problems, which is honestly impressive for someone who can’t even get their own shit together.

Seriously though, I guarantee that there is a percentage of people in his ear that think women should not have any painkillers at all during pregnancy. People should, nay, MUST suffer because of Adam and Eve’s sin. Life must be struggle. Because of two people who we have no proof actually existed.

Was told today by someone that they’d figured out I was trans, but they weren’t sure which direction. Victory? Sorta?

A man is praying to God. “LORD LORD, I’ll do anything to serve you, I’ll even die for you!” God said to him “Anything?” The man said “Yes, Lord, I’ll take a bullet for you if I have to!” God said to him “Do the dishes. Make your wife a little happier, she’s had a rough day.”

America’s Team’s asleep, post Smooth Jerry

What time? I have a paper due and need to know if it’s worth doing.

Everyone post a Batman!

Thinking about the Bubba Gump’s restaurant we happened to end up at in Madeira Beach, FL with what appeared to be an all-trans gal waitstaff literally as my egg was cracking (like, within a couple days, maybe less) and being pretty sure it was some sort of sign. I hope they’re all doing amazing.

Cannot recommend this enough! Trans/gnc folx, treat yo self!

On this day in 2021: I chose a name. Jillian Danielle.

Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.

Who do I know in Canada… asking for a friend. Named me.

It’s 1999, and I’m watching Win Ben Stein’s Money and Strangers with Candy on Comedy Central. Future me appears, warning me that someone from each of these shows will piss off the President of the US off. My response: “Wait, I’m gonna have tiddies in the future?” I tend to miss the point a lot.

TIL that theologian Alexander Campbell trolled Washington College in a series of articles in the early 1800s under the pseudonym “Bonus Homo.”