A luchadora-themed drag queen called Kay Lastima. Is this anything?

Pretty sure “international law” is a new one for the list. @jellyzedsy.bsky.social

That awkward weather when it’s too cool to have the air on but too warm to have the heat on so you just kind of sit there like the last slice of pizza in the box on the counter that no one wants to touch because they don’t want to look like a pig so it’s just at room temperature forever.

Still holding on loosely, .38 Special. Please advise

"because we all live here, you dumb shit"

Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.

Nearly every gay bar trope is covered here. Clockwise from top left: 1. Had too much work done 2. Got tired of it all and retired to a ranch 3. Passed too young 4. Went full MAGA 5. Old but still in the game 6. The one who still overdoes their makeup but makes it work 7. The one straight girl

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Same energy

This is my creed.

Posted this on FB and XFormerlyTwitter 3 years ago when I officially came out as trans. Going through the comments and responses has really lifted my heart. Also including the pic I posted to remind me what a dork I was back the. (And still am, tbf)

There’s definitely something to this, especially if you’ve read up on autigender identity.

Watching Into The Void on Hulu and just finished the episode on Judas Priest/subliminal messages/backwards masking thing and it’s still incredibly stupid. Satanic Panic at its worst. But the slowed down “Better by You, Better than Me” riff they demonstrated goes hard & heavy. Now, onto Death.

fat transgender for everybody 2026

Happy Blue Year!

Made a Walmart run yesterday. Not only were Valentine’s gifts out, but I also saw St. Patrick’s Day merch and even Easter. EASTER!

How I am walking out of 2025

Oh dear, they’re back on their bullshit.

Stay hard, Ed. Go check out that hot rod Jesus built.

This thread will take you for a RIDE.

Is this why TV dinners in the 70s always had that very slight metal taste to them? I remember it was most noticeable in the fish meals.

Hell yeah. I’m a sapphic trans gal cartoonist.

2025 recapped

The number of Chinese buffets I’ve destroyed for a blind lady would amaze and astound you.

Watching Demon Island via @rifftrax.com and the cast looks like what you’d get if you asked AI to create a generic Real World/Road Rules cast. And then added Harry Kim for some reason.

Okay, since this ties in with the minor celebrity interaction: Dennis Quaid did nearly run me over in a golf cart. I was an extra (football player) in “Any Given Sunday.” Also, I performed with my high school choir at the Ryman. Never trained as a pro wrestler. If you haven’t noticed, I’m a wuss.

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MY APES

What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote? Mine is: "Avatar is stored in the blue balls"

Dallas is stored in the balls

Birria is stored in the balls

Great comic actors are better dramatic actors than great dramatic actors are comic actors. Zelenskyy is exhibit A.

How in the hell is Guitar Hero 20 years old

Podcasts were great when they were an updated form of radio. Then it got turned into an updated form of community access television. If you want to do a Twitch thing or YouTube, great, but they’re very different products. There’s more to video than just “talking into mics on camera.”

Is that a sniper? Are they there to put down any pastries that run amuck?

Belated Boxing Day greetings from Loki

I’m trying to decide if I’m just reading this wrong or if Tyson is “connected.” Box of chicken sandwiches for context.

Bobby Heenan may be the GOAT in pro wrestling. The show was everything to him, and he had no problems showing his ass if it meant the crowd was entertained. The biggest loss to the business is that his voice was taken from him before shoot podcasts became a thing.

Trying to decide which is weirder: the fact that a little pill can fix so many problems with my brain chemistry, or that without a little pill my brain chemistry is more like an experiment involving bleach, ammonia, and a flask of hydrochloric acid.

I looked, and there was a pale horse! Its rider’s name was Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and Hades followed with him; they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword, famine, and pestilence and by the wild animals of the earth.

Merry Christmas, team. And God bless us, every one.

FAAAAAALLLL TO YOUR KNEES ACCEPT THE PAIN WITH HONOR O NIIIIIIIGHT DIVIIIIINE IIIIT IS A GOOD NIGHT TO DIE

Goth mommy Jar Jar is not real, she cannot hurt you Goth mommy Jar Jar:

and Tiny Tim, who did not die... Somehow, has returned

This was appointment viewing when I was a kid. I was kind of a dumb kid.

Damn, doesn't really feel like Halloween this year.

2 truths and a lie 1. I briefly trained to be a pro wrestler under “Gentleman” Chris Adams. 2. I was almost run over by Dennis Quaid in a golf cart. 3. I have performed at the Ryman Auditorium.

Thinking about senior year theatre in high school and getting cast as Scrooge because I was the only one who could do a marginally passable British accent.

No, it’s okay, really. These are my emotional support red vines.