Not anymore! But I’m my favorite me.

Jimmy Wichard-ass President…

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

I’m not seeing the “Jon drinks dog semen” strip on here.

I’m busy this week! More me!

Avocado. Which is a shame as Janice absolutely LOVES guac. If drinks count, coffee. Which Janice ALSO absolutely loves.

Live long and however the fuck you want 🖖 #startrek #wallpaper 📱

Watching Outlast: The Island and god DAMN there are some shitty, shitty men on this show. Just awful “masculinity” of the most toxic kind.

My sermon is live on the podcasts! Give it a listen if you like, and if it resonates with you, maybe check out some of the others on the @galileochurch.org feed that might do the same! And despite the label- this one is not about the Song of Songs. :) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Lois Lane would’ve put this shit on the front page.

Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society

Girl about to celebrate her first sermon with some Portillo’s.

Tonight, tonight, it all begins tonight…

no really, i’m serious, why am i paying taxes if a trillionaire is getting billions and billions of dollars from the government? i can’t stop asking myself this question…

I guarantee there are sickos out there who’ve fucked this book.

love the fact that you can see the sprinkler coming

Imagine taking the few Bible verses on human sexuality and women being silent in church as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing the +2,000 verses calling for a generous economy and redistribution of wealth for the sake of the poor to a personal choice.

News! News! I will be preaching at Galileo Church on June 14th at 5pm! Join us in person or online for the live stream at galileochurch.org, or if you can’t join us live, it’ll be up on our podcast feed within a couple of days. Hope you’ll join us. Come as you are. @galileochurch.bsky.social

I don’t wear dresses a ton, but this Maleficent-themed one just makes me happy.

See! It’s not just me!

Has anyone tried clapping, just in case?

Matthew 5:44 taken to its logical conclusion. You love to see it.

High ceilings are great until something attached to them needs attending to and you don’t have a ladder because heights are seriously your greatest fear ever.

So, I’ve done a Baptist college, then transitioned and went to a Disciples seminary. Does bottom surgery count as circumcision? If so, look out rabbinical school!

Watching the Three Stooges (as one does) and this Civil War one was only 70ish years after the end of the real one. That’d be like doing a comedy about the Korean War now, and that would never work.

Oof. This one really stings. www.chron.com/food/article...

I think these random brain droppings I’ve been working on for the past few weeks have actually coalesced into a real sermon.

beefa

New Liberty Mutual ad just dropped

Sounds like the booking sheet for an indie wrestling show.

Oh hey, how’d this get here. :) Tilly and Susan are amazingly talented ladies and have been friends of mine for YEARS! It was so much fun to step on the other end of the mic for a change!

In my defense, it was WrestleMania 32, the show that refused to end.

I couldn’t have done that even when my knees knew how to knee.

I was saying boo-….

Oh. My. Guh. I unearthed ancient Jill cringe today. Amazingly, Diaryland is still online. More amazingly, my posts are almost fully accessible. From 2001-2002. So. Much. Cringe. I would love to send that unhatched egg a message and tell her, “Oh sweetie. You ain’t seen nothing yet.”

I simply cannot believe the irresponsibility. No mention of his time as a boat captain? Sheriff who bravely fought off a giant spider invasion? His stint with the Globetrotters? What has ufofeed become anyways?

coffee beans

News! News! I will be preaching at Galileo Church on June 14th at 5pm! Join us in person or online for the live stream at galileochurch.org, or if you can’t join us live, it’ll be up on our podcast feed within a couple of days. Hope you’ll join us. Come as you are. @galileochurch.bsky.social

Idk… if we started applying this to certain powerful assholes who aren’t from Texas. we could clear out a lot of the mess. Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick, Ted Cruz, Dubya…

Balls. youtu.be/9Uq2vaP2cLU?...

This on the list yet? @jellyzedsy.bsky.social

Stay by Shakespeare’s Sister covered by Ghost ft. Patrick Wilson youtu.be/agXKgOxKgMU?...

I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I’m going to see it again and again.

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black & white. I couldn’t pick one, so you get both flavors- Butch and femme (or at least less Butch).

Meanwhile if I can’t match every single point on the “required experience” part of the job listing, I simply will not apply because why would they hire me if I don’t fit everything they listed?

Once again, I was under the impression that The Onion was satire, not fact.