My anxiety spikes anytime we get extended stretches below freezing (thanks ERCOT), but at night, when the moon reflects off the snow and ice and that reflection reflects off of the clouds? Magic. There is still beauty in the world. You just have to know where to look.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR MEANS, YOU CRETINS! THERE IS A WHOLE PARABLE ABOUT WHO YOUR NEIGHBOR IS!

Watching Zillow Gone Wild and of course the first dolls I see on there have a pirate themed house. And they have committed to the bit.

Then maybe don’t have a masked police force out there giving natural weather phenomena a bad name.

And so it begins.

J. Edgar looking up from hell going, “Oh, sweetie, no, just no. Sashay away.”

brb crying forever at the thought of having a mom who loved me like this practiceresurrection.tumblr.com/post/1067655...

This is holy work. This is righteous. This is love.

Fun fact: because the university decided to drop DEI and the affiliated seminary refused to, I lost my federal student loans. Seminary has been working to help students out, but plans have been disrupted and anxiety has been high. So doublefuck the former CEO and founder of a product I once loved.

Here’s the neat part. I had to figure out my God-given gender, but it was always there. I just have the blessing of finishing the creation process myself.

Couldn’t use a public bathroom without being harassed, you say? Huh. I wonder what that’s like.

Had to make a store run on my way home. Overheard a little girl say, “Mommy! That lady has blue hair!” Out of the mouths of babes. ✨💕✨

You really should watch this beautiful film. Many feels were felt. Make sure you have tissues.

There was a closeted girl in 1981 who sat in front of her tv and watched a princess marry a prince. It was the most beautiful thing she’d ever seen. Her grandparents found it hilarious when she said she wanted to be a princess too. It took her 40 years to come out. It shouldn’t take so long.

Absolutely the kind of BBQ content I want to see more of on my timeline.

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

Post u at ur dykiest Yo.

The audacity. Shit’s getting old.

How the hell does this person know if Dylan Mulvaney has a penis or not? Is there a list somewhere? (I still do. No, I won’t show it to you. I married a blind woman to make sure nobody saw that thing.)

I am CRYING laughing in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????

Watching Ugliest Homes in America and I’m sorry, some of these houses are AMAZING and I’d be happy to live in them.

Now is not the time for people to be out there randomly knocking on doors trying to sell siding or windows. Read. The. Room.

Cobra Commander-ass president

"Men do not roar! Women roar! And they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you."

Loud cat even sleeps loud. Volume up.

If you’re hunting immigrants you don’t get to enjoy their food first. I don’t make the rules. But that’s a damn good one.

Watching a Sherlock Holmes movie on Rifftrax. It’s a weird one tho- Holmes is usually more or less Victorian/Edwardian, but this one was very solidly set in the 30s-40s, complete with radio broadcasts and shooting gallery targets of Ol’ Schickergruber and pals as part of a deathtrap. Odd departure.

TFW you want to just chuck it all and devote your life to mukbang.

Is it just me or are planes and helicopters flying lower than usual lately? They’re low enough in N FW I can *feel* them as much as I hear them.

This picture also FUCKS.

Looks like between me and the Doc we’re owed about $900K

Dr upped my progesterone dosage. 200->300. Did the new dosage for the first time last night and wow, it knocked me tf out. 10/10 would recommend.

world’s a fuck, share an island i believe this is actually an archipelago

INDIGO GIRLS: 🎶I call on the resting soul of Galileo / king of night vision / king of insight... JONATHAN HICKMAN: Word, I gotchu

Re-upping for the AM crowd. Meds, groceries and gas are what this will go to. Love you all.

This picture FUCKS.

Local radio fans: watching a film called American Nightmare and recognized the DJ voice. Took me a moment to realize it’s KEGL ex Chris Ryan.

Hate doing this again but we could use a hand. There’s a delay on financial aid money as well as in Janice starting a new position. Things aren’t dire yet but breathing room’s nice. Anything helps but if you can’t help I get it. Cashapp: cash.app/$audiojillian Venmo: venmo.com/jmoran1310

Had a FB ad pop up saying “if you’re 51 years old you can get a $1000 gift card at HEB.” I know it’s a scam or fake or some shit but not gonna lie it was very tempting right now.

This is your regular reminder that, in a system built on lies and designed to crush the marginalized, just existing authentically and surviving is also a valid form of protest.

Fucked around and attempted makeup today. Was reminded why I don't do makeup, I'm horrible at it and don't like the way it feels. I do okay with most of it, but then I get to eyeliner and suddenly it looks like a kid scribbling on the wall. It's the one time I'm jealous of JD Vance. Oh well.

Back in the editing bay. That’s not beard, my face just looks like that.

I should call her

The Lesbians will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

A luchadora-themed drag queen called Kay Lastima. Is this anything?

Pretty sure “international law” is a new one for the list. @jellyzedsy.bsky.social

That awkward weather when it’s too cool to have the air on but too warm to have the heat on so you just kind of sit there like the last slice of pizza in the box on the counter that no one wants to touch because they don’t want to look like a pig so it’s just at room temperature forever.

Still holding on loosely, .38 Special. Please advise