It’s pretty funny that they’re saying this after we’ve had three years of stories about how much rich people from the coast hate Florida and Austin.

Me sewing (watching the first act of Wicked in movie form): fuck yeah! Me reaping (watching the second act of Wicked in movie form): what the fuck

It is Boxing Day, there is one premier league fixture, and we haven’t even started playing random bowl games yet. Thanks Trump.

Trying to decide between quiche Lorraine and making a breakfast casserole quesadilla.

You need to go to more mega churches in the south, that’s basically the introductory class for new members

Travis Kelce, look at the example of your friend Tom Brady. Listen to @solomonmissouri.bsky.social. Hang it up and go home to the fine, rich woman who loves your goofy ass. Do not say this year was a disappointment and you want to end your career on a high note. She is the high note.

Went for a walk around the neighborhood, ran into a friend whose parents live a street over, our kids are great friends so the next thing we know we are having beers while the kids play. Don’t realize the wife was mostly mortified because she was wearing a hoody with a deep v and a sports bra.

Also my wife’s dipshit brother and his wife signing into their streaming accounts on their parents’ TVs for six weeks and then not signing out and then moving themselves to a new household Dick move.

Netflix being the worst live sports broadcast and the most aggressive in buying new sports rights is supremely annoying.

It is 80 degrees on Christmas and I am in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, as is appropriate

Very annoying that somebody found out that the way to beat the Thunder was to find a Monstar and that that guy had to be just fucking loathsome.

If a single man has a drying rack in his residence, he is: 1) not single 2) is recently single 3) is marriage material 4) anal retentive to a degree that you don’t want to deal with

We Wish You Baby, A Merry It's Cold Christmas Outside 🤝 not going until you get some

TOM CLANCY’S WORLD WAR III EPIC RED STOM RISING

The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas movie, and I have seen that one.

One like, one Christmas movie I have never seen. A Christmas Story is a freebie

We are about 15 minutes away from the 12th annual Queso Parents Christmas Morning Nap, and I can’t wait. Just gotta eat the breakfast casserole.

The last time I flew I was in a rush and lost my pocket knife at security after flying with it for 20 years. Should have asked for new one for Christmas this year.

Spending Christmas Eve as God intended it. Hiding in the backyard drinking a beer.

Meet Sally, the Porch Goose my dad and stepmom thought would be a great Christmas present. She has 12 seasonal and holiday appropriate outfits.

This is the best chair you can buy for watching your kid or grandkid from a sideline, the backpack functionality is unmatched, and it buckles into carry and storage mode in seconds.

Bought my mom a super fancy chair for soccer and wrapping it in a manner that is up to her standards (and mine) is a challenge. Huge box. Had to do caps on the end and then wrap around them.

If we get through this there’s really one answer to the Stephen Miller problem.

@amandamull.bsky.social’s rec of New Mexico’s finest sparkling wine, Gruet on insta is a Christmas gift to those who want bubbles this week, don’t have immediate access to the Kirkland’s sparkling wine, and don’t want to break the bank or buy Korbel.

Secret Santa present. Is it dill though?

Just had to explain to the youngest that “I didn’t feel safe” does not mean a couple boys were being annoying, “I don’t feel safe” means Dad is coming to get you with a baseball bat.

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

My afternoon of Doctor -> Anthropologie-> Deli for Christmas Eve quiche-> mom’s house to pick up rollos for Christmas cookies-> bank for singles for Left Center Right-> gas station all before going to Friends Christmas at 4 God’s Time is going to kill me.

Just now realizing that the tennis courts at the middle school are open to the public? How did it take me 10 years to learn this

This is getting tedious just say that you want to fuck her

Jesus of Whozareth

Hey tell Joe Harroz he doesn’t deserve to sit in his seat for me.

True AI will tell this young man to find better chicken than Canes.

My follow-up this morning was not nearly as polite or well written.

if you've ever read anything about David Ellison, you know that he is a textbook failson, down to his love of supercars and flying helicopters himself, who has been saved from his own stupidity by the randomness of chance and his father's ocean of money

"They also live forever"

the death of the Republican party among voters under 45.

this AI, it ain't there yet.

Eric Lipton is going to get ratio'd so hard today it's going to be great

we have a 25 year old analyst named Ted that is leading a walk through of an AI powered data service we subscribed to this year and the elder millennial urge to call this guy Tater is very strong.

they're all Nazis, never assume that the wives and girlfriends and kids aren't Nazis.

the youngest and her friend built a bridge over the drainage ditch that runs through our neighborhood and seeing a picture of it I don't have the heart to tell them that they built a beaver dam

...signed a contract with a new client yesterday that we thought was just a renamed former client and they sent over their financial statements this morning and they're an investor-owned utility?

sure, but have you considered all of the folks who want to come in for Long Island and have free parking but can't

Santa don’t bring Apple products, yall.

APPARENTLY nobody in this family wants donuts

I am doing a seven stop loop of Christmas shopping, returns, and dinner item pickup, and am in desperate need of Christmas cheer So you folks are getting some fuckin’ skeets tonight. For starters, Anthropologie closes at 7? On 12/22? In this economy? Thanks Trump.

Oh no not the Meese Center <wank>

All of these are great points but it would be cool if the default discourse on this website was not set to flaming red asshole.

Will Stancil reply guys should be screened for personality disorder