If they can't hear our rage it's because we aren't being loud enough.

My jammy eggs tho

This kid is 53 now

Redistribute their wealth or their heads, they have a choice

My husband is doing a years long remodel at some VERY wealthy ppl s house and they are in Europe for a few months That doesn't stop the owner from looking at his security cameras at 2am to see if anyone leaves the job site a few minutes early

OMG KHJN NEEDS DONATIONS SO THEY CAN REACH THE LEVEL WHERE THEY GET A HUGE MATCH AND WILL BE ABLE TO HELP MORE PEOPLE IN KENTUCKY GET ABORTIONS AND GENDER AFFIRMING CARE! YOU WANT THAT, RIGHT? YOU SHOULD DONATE! fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

My 7th birthday! We went and sat in the front row

PSA:: And thank you for the VERY CURRENT birthday wishes

Thank you for the sweet birthday wishes I'm very old now Husband gave me the perfect bag for walking into the sea

Telling my husband that tho I'm happy with the organization I feel like I've been in this Wife position for nearly 30 years and I think I should be considered for promotion

Picked a random brunch place because it's near the museum and it turns out it's won best brunch in California Sincerely some of the best food I've ever had

Heard someone say " Oh Laura Loomer is a Gemini?, how on brand lol" And this reminds me that it was just a few years ago that I learned that people HATE Geminis, which really gave my self esteem the shot in the arm I needed

My friends in Australia!: I'm going to be there next March, like around the whole continent so maybe a meet up is a possibility??!

"In 2032, all restaurants are..."

Would a depressed person make this?

Could someone please pop over and take care of me the way I take care of everyone?

Sometimes the only " me time" I get is the 30 minute wait after my allergy shot

This is the ship I was on last November youtu.be/54893nJCd5w?...

hello friends did you know that @roryblank.bsky.social has a patreon you can subscribe to, and you can have a zine and stickers arrive in your mailbox each month? sometimes at the tail end of a terrible day to provide a much needed spiritual boost? well it's true!

Paid off our credit card last week because I'd made a big deposit for a trip and the credit card company decided to hold the check until May 27 so basically I can't spend any money on my birthday weekend lol

Dire Straits ass gait

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

Hey, everyone who thought that Mark Cuban was one of the “good” billionaires? He’s not. None of them are. There are no good billionaires unless they give away enough money to not be a billionaire anymore. Yes, this includes your favorite entertainers and talk show hosts. Eat the rich.

I threw one of Charlie's balls into the neighbors yard and now Charlie won't give me any balls.

My husband is trying to say he's just so straight that he wouldn't even do Eskimo or butterfly kisses with a guy for $100 🙄

Maybe this could happen to us when we go @chickenboo.bsky.social !!

I think while dressing as Handmaids does get a point across, it could also be effective to have pro choice rallies with some people doing "He had it coming" from Chicago Remind the boys about the choices women will still have when without Roe

I like how buried deep in their replies the population growth wanter admits that they can't carry children but can procreate. Of course it's a man who thinks THIS is the biggest problem🙄 They also say they have two children but seem to have 24 hours devoted to replying to a specific post 🙄🙄🙄

Great news @piegoblin.bsky.social !! You'll save so much on your horse haberdashery;

I'm so down about many things but at least my daughter is coming home for the summer tomorrow!! She's been really missing us too so I know she'll be my little pal for at least a week solid🥰

For the millionth time my father has somehow removed the voice to text feature from his messages Anytime dad doesn't understand what's going on with his phone he keeps pushing buttons I've implored him to use the BACK and HOME buttons but he prefers to just fuck things up

I'm getting back into exercise and the concept of an Attack Bike has really piqued my interest.

"Waymo" is the name of the inventor, Victor Waymo, not the name of the car. The car is properly named Waymo's Monster.

My husband has pretty high psa again, he's gonna have an MRI I really don't like this Please get yourself tested. I don't need medical advice thanks

I'm cleaning out my various junk drawers and if you come visit(please do!!) I must insist that you leave with a cup full of push pins and at least 5 note pads

Who is the late night guy with secret twins tho

This is unfair to Kash, he clearly misheard " Drinking contest"

always listen to tina

I had to send husband pictures of bottles of color safe bleach🙄 How will he manage if I go on a 4 month cruise??

NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

So today we are going to see the band that played our wedding it maybe didn't When I suggested it ages ago I was certain but then I remembered there were two bands we considered and I'm not sure who we chose and Dad can't find the payment records

When I was still trying to sleep I thought of a satirical newspaper for cats with headlines like : Owner Arrested After Cat Alerts Neighbors About Lunch Being 1 Minute Late And Ask Kitty: How long do I wait to eat my owner after she stops breathing??

The Odyssey (1987)

What should dad and I do on our 7 hour train stop on Chicago? It's November and he's 96 so be realistic

oh, damn it johnny! you know I love my big beef and cheddar

Maki made her own pillow fort

Me going around the house tidying up

I would very much like my period to just stop it

Dad we've to get hearing aids, I told him repeatedly that he needed his cell phone with him bc the hearing aids have an app that improves how they work on various settings He had the phone w/him Of course he told them that he doesn't want the app bc he doesn't use his phone🫠

Doesn't Katie Porter look a little like Joan Cusack?