Just remember, for certain multiverse theories EACH silly death you think of for how it happens, actually happens in a very created multiverse

🎵Wake me up when he go go🎶

In another timeline everyday could be bus thread day Let's work for a future full of bus threads

Go easy on Gavin Newsom he just wants his groyper son to think he’s cool

I wrote this poem as an homage to Baldwin and to hear it being sung across the world or read in protests has been my own guiding light of hope.

If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help. The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later: thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/

Any smart alien would just kill us on sight like a lantern fly

They should make a sequel to Waiting except it's all just spitting in stuff that Ice goons order

I'm watching that my husband in a suitcase murder show and so far the husband is such an ass I don't care if she cut him up and put him in a suitcase in the ocean, that's self care

Charlie has my husband so well trained, he's fetching the balls for Charlie at this point🤣

Do something even if you aren't there because we are all there now.

Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

Art.

Please. Please give if you can. I’ll get you back, I promise. I don’t need it this time, but lots of other people do, and this is my home, I chose it and I brought two little people into it, you know? Help me fight for it.

Please let's help her make her small ask It's something you can do that will help two people right now

If you are buying a yacht THIS is all you need to know

Just want to say FUCK YOU with my whole heart to ppl saying "just lose weight" I honestly hope you break your ankle

One thing that's extra funny is no one is going to get fired for not being respectful enough to the memory of the Dilbert guy

Really nice thread of action items for those of us not in the immediate fray DO SOMETHING! tomorrow!! Do at minimum one of these things so at minimum you can look yourself in the eye and know you did something at this moment.

Gonna go to bed And like every night I'm going to sleep with the sweet thought that it could happen while I sleep What an amazing day that would be to wake up to Colors would be so bright

Husband: 🎶🎵 tradition🎵 Me: what's that from?? Him: dreidel dreidel rooftop Me:??? Him: Fiddler!!

I was watching this show that was like combo hoarders and antiques roadshow and this one Grandma kept saying " I can't sell those, I use those to make content" And I wanted to shot e my television

I got one of those leg squeezing things and it feels SO SO GOOD

All beavers are NICE beavers.

My dad can be so passive aggressive it burns

Not the flu, not covid but a secret third horrible thing I'm just so very tired of my sinuses

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

It's not a lot but it does make me smile Charlie's new dog treats smell EXACTLY like blueberry muffins!

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Los Angeles, a friend’s sister is missing. Her married name is Downer but she may go by Christina Fowlie. Please share this so that if anyone has seen her, they can give any information to the police. The phone number is 213 996 1800 and her case number is 25237639

there is no reason to vote for anything or move any process along at all until the lawlessness ends, at minimum

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

Will the letters now be EVEN MORE strongly worded???

Sleep tight tonight and remember, IT will happen, why not tonight??!!

This is how they are framing him saying that he had not been read his rights until he got into the court room

lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"

Got dad walkie talkies since his cell phone is too complicated He CANNOT get the " over" part straight!! I'm going more and more rapidly insane running a nursing home for one man

milkshake duck hotel edition

If you can help even a little, do that please🩷 All we have is each other rn, let's be our best selves

So why are the Dems gonna oppose a shut down this time??? Def not because it will impede their non existent impeachment efforts🙄

A lot of people are going to call you a gormless coward, they're going to call you a feckless loser because of your lack of action to punish the people responsible. And they're absolutely right, you are beyond worthless. I am absolutely impressed you have the gall to even acknowledge this

Practicing my celebration for when it happens

I DO NOT LIKE when the dish scrubber is left in the sink, esp with dirty dishes. I have a little place to put it right by the sink where it can dry upright. What's your opinion??

I really wish I could have one hour each day where I'm interrupted by various phone calls, dad's needs, wet dog and washing machine songs. I'd also like this without having to get up at 5am to enjoy my one hour

Hey Roku show me stretching exercises

For the first time in well over a year my Fitbit tells me I almost hit the average for deep sleep for my age and I exceeded the REM sleep average. I don't feel very rested but I do feel better than most mornings.

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

Thinking of growing a full menopausal beard