Squatter with Squittens #cats #kittens #northdakota

Are your spreadsheets all wet? If so, we have great news!

I wonder how much it would cost to get my 2002 Nissan Xterra detailed?

I’d use Jinx as a reference, but he prefers to keep his contact information limited to a small group of intimates. #jinx #linxthelynx #cats #kittens #northdakota

Everybody Loves Raymond #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota cdhs.net

The best part of waking up is cat hair in your cup.

I left my notes behind in my old office in case Mark or one of the engineers needed to reference them for something.

Years later, this is still one of the best things to ever show up in the socials. Source: www.instagram.com/p/CEzbCKYMAw...

Ouch. Perhaps Adobe should shift its focus from AI to kerning/tracking.

This big bag was a post-Easter clearance item and sometimes you need to take a chance so I bought them and now I know what Hershey’s Kisses would taste like if they were Werther's Originals and I suddenly feel an urge to go outside and play hoop and stick.

When the world gets you down, stuff a pillow.

Now I have to track down the Cookbook of Unpopular Pies. 🥧 #pies #cookbooks #vintage #baking #recipes

Lester is the best-er. #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota cdhs.net

Name this dish, as seen in the 1949 edition of The Good Housekeeping Cook Book. #recipes #cookbooks #cooking #vintage #books

Sweet and pungent meatballs! It’s no “Sweet sassy molassie!” but give it a shoutout next time you’re surprised, excited and/or in the throes of passion. — found in McCalls Book of Wonderful One-Dish Meals, 1972 edition #recipes #cookbooks #vintage #cooking

Jinx was good company (and very good at right angles) on Friday afternoon after I found out the online unemployment claim filing system was in fact not online due to unspecified “unexpected”-ness. #jinx #jinxthelynx #cats #kittens #nortbdakota

Reynard: C'est un beau jambon, imbécile. Cloverdale Ham de Provence* prepared in a Breville Fast Slow Pro with half an onion to keep it company, with Heinz Kansas City BBQ sauce added after plating. *salt, parsley, marjoram, poppy seeds, thyme and tarragon. #ham #cloverdale #breville #meat #nd

The dromedary is a camel with a passion for theatre.

[TWITCHING IN PROOFREADER]

Be the ball, or the change you want to see in the world, or the best around, but don’t be the straw that broke the camel’s back unless you’re being all metaphorical and stuff.

Curriculum Vitae is a Latin phrase meaning “badly summarized résumé”.

Carl wants you to have a great week, and a great part of a great week is starting the adoption process with a great cat like Carl. #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota cdhs.net

Betty or Better? Choose wisely. #cookbooks #recipes #bettycrocker #betterhomesandgardens #casseroles

Reynard: “You said this was an… Oreo Cone?” Yes. “And they sell this?” Yes. “I am in awe of its craftsmanship.” Yeah… “Oreo puts so much care into its brand extensions.” Uhh… “You hear that?” No. “It was a sonic boom from Oreo’s brand equity rising so fast.” … “Whoooosh!” … ‘BOOM!”

Dear Minnesotans and North Dakotans, Is it more properlike to write “casserole” as: A: Hotdish B: Hot Dish C: Hot-dish or D: Ho’ Dish

I did manage to obtain four half-price Cadbury Creme Eggs this last week, which ain’t bad for a silver lining.

Did you know there are fewer than 74 cookbooks that have introductions by Jodie Foster? #cookbooks #vintage #recipes #food #cooking

“Again, my name is George Armstrong, not Georgie Porgie. Honestly, people.” #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota cdhs.net

Jinx and Whisper can now be this close to each other without tusslin’, if just for a moment. #jinx #jinxthelynx #whisper #whisperthewonderpuss #caturday

Nude mud wrestling.

Ahh, yes — the 1888 Whitechapel murders.

youtu.be/M1IZdScIFew?... Dang, she takes her voice places.

They needed more Claytelets.

Did you know Brock was once a professional fashion model working in Paris and Milan? He was known as King of the Catwalk. #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota #caturday cdhs.net

This is still excellent advice. Things to Do 1. Look for beautiful stones. 2. Look for flat stones. 3. Look for round stones. 4. Look for other interesting things. — found in “Pathways in Science / We Look About Us” by Gerald S. Craig and Agnes Burke, 1933 #books #reading #science #vintage

Ham in the House #dexy #jinx #dexyduchessofthemist #jinxthelynx #cats

Until earlier this week, one of the assorted quiet responsibilities I had as Creative Services Director was tagging sports and special event promos with the local when and where via voiceover and on-screen, then adding it to the system. #promotions #commercials #video #tagandbag #tv

With a name like Spritz, you know she’s destined to become an excellent “if I fits, I sits” cat. #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota cdhs.net

In France, this is called a Battle Royal with Cheese. (seen at Bismarck Antique Mall) #vintage #toys #wrestling #wwe #northdakota

Reynard: Why does Cloverdale call it a quarter teardrop ham when they could call it a hamlet? #ham #meat #cloverdale #northdakota

Tonight in the Breville Fast Slow Pro — a Cloverdale quarter teardrop ham #cooking #ham #pressure #breville #meat

Next year, Sun-Maid should develop a campaign around “He is raisin!” to fill more Easter baskets with its mini snack boxes.

If opportunity knocks, try using gasoline with a higher octane rating.

This would’ve blown Gil Elvgren’s mind. (cover of a little monthly calendar pad for March 1966) #gilelvgren #art #pinups #pinupart #illustration

“This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.” — Popoki #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota cdhs.net

Morning Coffee with Jinx #jinx #jinxthelynx #cats #kittens #northdakota

And just when I was getting used to conforming to the uniform billing period… sigh. Was I down with UBP? Yeah, you know me. #broadcasters #agencies #advertisers #adagencies #TV

Today was my sign-off at KX News (Nexstar Media Group) in Bismarck and Minot, North Dakota.

Hello, Dolly! #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cats #northdakota

On the upside, I’ll have a bit of time to hone my beatboxing.