Anyone wanna take bets on the ceasefire officially breaking down right about the time the stock market closes tomorrow?

No more lies. No more cover-ups. It’s time to release ALL of the Epstein files, NOW.

I think it's super that the president of the United States is a dementia-ravaged diva who swings wildly from threatening to wipe out an entire civilization to rambling publicly about how the executive producers of "Hart to Hart" were extremely rude to him at Spago in 1983.

Iran wanted $3.50 for me to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, but they didn't have a cashapp. I told them I'd get them on the way back. They said that was cool and moved the pylon to let me out ✌️

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“Reports”??? He’s got access to the best intelligence in the world. He doesn’t know?

.10 beer night is the stuff of legend

CC: @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social @daiseydoesit.bsky.social @crankycyborg.bsky.social

BREAKING: Donald Trump has announced a new deal with Iran where they do whatever they want whenever they want and he stands there with his tiny dick in his tiny hand.

BOO YAH!!!! AMERIKKA FIRST

McDonald's, you have two weeks to get the job done.

“What this actually is, stripped of the Orwellian window dressing, is the largest forced purge of a federal land management agency in American history. It dwarfs anything that’s come before.” whowhatwhy.org/science/envi...

When's WISCO demolition night?

If AC changes "F" etterman to Letterman one more "F' in time I WILL BOMB THIS KEYBOARD BACK TO THE STONEAGE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

The Brewers' City Connects include a sleeve patch of "Owgust," the Minor League Brewers' mascot of the 1940s. Thankfully they didn't opt for the AL Brewers' first barrelman, as depicted in the Milwaukee Sentinel in 1901.

@viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social another for your collection 👀

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

The fight over Bondi’s testimony – or non-testimony – appears to be a no-win situation for the Trump Admin My "DAY AHEAD" daily editorial note is here (These are the notes I used to circulate throughout CBS News) open.substack.com/pub/macfarla...

“.. The Iran war increasingly looks not only like another shocking humiliation but perhaps the greatest strategic blunder in American military history.” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/article/2087...

Surprised Gampy Ranty hasn't invaded the Vatican and tried to take all their gold.

#ScavengerHunt2 9 found under a bed Weapon of Choice by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club youtu.be/94c7fdAxTas?...

#ScavengerHunt2 Day 9 -found under the bed youtu.be/EXT4aM7Py1I?...

It’s usually the koala’s husband

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

It’s honestly hilarious that this guy thinks he’ll ever be president. He’s like if Mitt Romney and Ron DeSantis had a wildly unlikable baby who was raised by Sean Hannity and a gallon of white paint.

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HOW DO YOU HAVE A MISUNDERSTANDING OVER A DIPLOMATIC AGREEMENT? HOW DO BOTH SIDES NOT AGREE TO TERMS WRITTEN ON THE SAME PIECE OF PAPER? I'M LOSING MY MIND.

🎶there must be some misunderstanding It must be some kind of mistake Boss got a little twitchy finger And now they've been turned into paste🎵

Best Star Trek Crew; wrong answers only

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only

Best Stat Trek crew; wrong answers only.

Best Star Trek Vrew; wrong answers only

That cabbage should be pickled…

congress approve war? 🙅‍♂️ congress approve deal? ✅

Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s cowardice is in a dead heat with his atrocious negotiation skills. The US is in a significantly worse position today than when this illegal war was launched by Trump on February 28th. He blinked. Plain and simple.

Boy that was pointless dumb expensive and those little girls are still dead

Sub-optimal. “.. The ceasefire .. has reinforced views among both adversaries and the NATO alliance that .. Trump’s campaign against the Tehran regime marks a strategic setback, bolstering China and Russia while squandering American strengths ..” www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

#ScavengerHunt2 8 smells interesting Desperate Guys by The Faint youtu.be/B7Mm0nT_GUI?...

#ScavengerHunt2 Day 8 - smells interesting Flies in a Jar - Modest Mouse youtu.be/Yb0OKdHSmIQ?...

Ok…now either congress does their job and removes the maniac within the next 2 weeks or we all will.

TACO

Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here?

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the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

JD Vance, in Mordor: Look, we all know that Sauron is the only clear choice for Middle Earth. He's the only one that can stand against this woke oppression, and bring stability and peace to all the land. The United States is 100% behind Sauron!!!