The Trump surrender of Ukraine descends into utter chaos. But “chaos” is too mellow a word: What we have here is a rich bouillabaisse of incompetence, mendacity, tragedy, farce, and diplomatic blunder. Words have a hard time keeping up with the story. But we’ll try. open.substack.com/pub/charlies...

Just in time for Thanksgiving

THREAD!!!

"American Canyon." So, RFK JR is into white water rafting? NARRATOR: READ IT AGAIN, SLOWER. IN HIS VOICE ....

Cheers 🍷

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OnlyFans but its just me setting the end time for your scheduled DVR shows to end 5 minutes early.

OnlyFans but it’s just me rewiring my pedalboard for optimal usefulness.

OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.

Nov 21st was also my Mother's birthday 16 years gone, but not forgetten

The snapdragons are not believing the calendar saying its November 21st Haven't planted any snapdragons for 4 years btw

That's my brother. He's...um...sportier than I am.

When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.

attn: @viewfrommyoffic.bsky.social gonna need an official ruling

🎵They’re coming to take me away hah ha They’re coming to take me away hee hee🎵

Can we all agree that only racist fucks would believe that nooses and swasticas aren't hate symbols?

Anybody running on a “Forcibly deport Musk to Uganda or Antarctica” platform gets my vote.

Seems to like blowing the boss’ cheeto more…

JD unhinging his jaw…

"give daddy a pwize, pweeze"

RANTY MCRANTY FACE GONNA GET DROOL SPITTLE ALL OVER HIS PHONE IF HE DOESNT SETTLE DOWN. MUCH DEATH. MUCH EXECUTION. BURNT DEAD BODIES VEINS IN MY TEETH KILL KILLKILLKILL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy

The Republicans in my city are fighting with each other about chickens. Yep, chickens. 🙄

Damn, he beat me to it.

Happy Thursday, CLE! These clouds + this view = incredible 😍 Photo: Matt Sexton, thatsexton on Instagram

Catching an STI before the big race? Problematic Clap Lap (sorry)

Trying to read a book after setting up the Christmas tree? Problematic Page Sap

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

Change one letter and ruin a candy S&M's

I smell douchebaggery

Change one letter and Ruin a Candy LieSavers

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Ah yes, Sen Cassidy, MD, enabler of RFKJr. He and his doctor wife know damn well that’s all nonsense. When “do no harm” becomes “do no harm to my party in power”

what goatse sees 👀

If I were sick, I would simply choose to be healthy. Bing bang boom bsky.app/profile/atru...

“Precious little pencil” is what others call OscarAI’s penis.

i just showed this to my uncle that died during covid. he was speechless

"WOKEY MCWOKESTICK IS NOW ILLEGSL AND WILL BOXED UP AND SHIPPED TO WOKESTANALAND WHERE THEY CAN BE LOBOTOMIZED AND END THE WOKEISM IN WOKEVILLE WHERE THEY ESCAPED FROM. ALSO, I LIKE PUDDING"

As we’ve seen so far, despicable behavior by rich, well connected men is routinely ignored. As if not personally victimizing girls allows them to separate themselves while still associating with those who did. So I’m not sure how surprised I will be at who is in them if they are released.

Progressive Allison Renville announces run for South Dakota Governor.

I’ll take “I don’t know shit about healthcare” for a $1000 Alex….

"YA SEE KIDS, INSURANCE IS LIKE A BIG OLE TOOTHPASTE TUBE. YOU KEEPING ROLLIN AND SQUEEZIN AND UNTIL YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT AND THEN YOU CAN BUY A NEW ONE. CUZ THEY DONE GONNA FEEL A PINCH. YALL GET IT NOW? SQUEEZE. THEY CAVE. EVERYONE WINS."

would still clog if you flush wipes.

These two are like bullshit pickleball.

Now we know why she wears those ridiculous hats.