Millions of Americans are about to see their healthcare costs skyrocket, and Republicans in Congress just let it happen. Extending ACA credits should've been the easiest decision in the world.

BREAKING NEWS: Gavin Newsom Receives Intergalactic Peace Prize for Defending Earth from Fascist Pigs.

Republican morals

2 years since I first posted this gem: 🧵 1/3 Weird dream last night. Dreamed I was @ JFK Airport w/ Jon Hamm. Not sure what our relationship was in the dream. We knew each other & were headed to the same place but were clearly over it because we were both so annoyed & bickered like my grandparents.

It's been almost three weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."

These chuckleheads are starting to bore me. Also— does NOBODY Google the paperwork required beforehand? #90DayFianceTheOtherWay #90DayFiance

We’re roughly 40 minutes into episode one of this season and already Emma and Zaid are getting on my nerves… babe. 🙄 #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

Wait— Rick is 52 with adults kids and a two-year-old and a six-year-old and he’s dating a 25-year-old?! 🤮 #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

OMG! And people thought Coltee and Debbie were a codependent Oedipal mess! Well, they are but Forrest’s mother is ORDERS worse. She sounds off-the-charts gross and overbearing. Who TF takes their adult son to a sex shop?! 🤮 #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

Sooo… Laura’s BFF is AI?! #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

Oh no, so far we’ve got another set of codependent identical twins, addicted to Botox AND a mama’s boy?! RUN, Forrest! #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

Smart homes, dumb relationships. 🙄 #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

FINALLY! Fresh train wrecks. #90DayFiance #B90 #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days

This Sunday evening, I watched #Goodfellas twice— back to back. Zero regrets.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social check out this aftermarket stereo someone put in their cybertruck! Not normally a car guy but I thought it was pretty cool.

“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”

I’m never going to learn how Nuzzi is pronounced. Small victories, people.

As Trump and his regime spit out their usual lies about the Biden Administration, it's important to know the facts. #DonTheCon

The Supreme Court is going to rewrite our Constitution for a reality TV hasbeen. If it wasn't so sad, I'd laugh.

As long as Spotify is willing to take money from ICE, they don’t need (or deserve) free advertising for Spotify Wrapped: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

"It's a very respected peace prize."

Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.

It’s like giving a toddler a piece of string.

PSA: no one likes sloppy gift wrapping... do better

On the optimistic side, I kind of hope the insult “you’re boring/disappointing/uninspired as cloud dancer” catches on. #PantoneColorOfTheYear

Pete Hegseth has no business lecturing anyone on "the fog of war." The fog of hangovers, yes.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. I swear this is legit -- if I hadn't actually just now saved this, I wouldn't have believed it myself:

Why do we even have to specify "egg" when talking about nog? Nobody's out here talking about orange nog, beef nog, truffle nog etc.

Better Off Dead is a Christmas movie.

I haven’t expected perfection from anyone or anything since I was in 2nd grade and dropped and dented my brand new Peanuts lunchbox.

I don’t have to jingle all the way. Fuck you.

It was extraordinarily painful and I don't think I will ever have the energy to do it again, but I just explained to someone how there is no "tariff revenue" and it is just a tax paid by U.S. consumers. The person was furious.

Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room

I hope this year Alvin finally gets a hula hoop for Christmas.

We’re like ten years away from ads on cop cars.

Hegseth, in 2016, said the US military correctly “won’t follow unlawful orders”. He is now criticizing veteran Democrats and is threatening to court-martial Senator Mark Kelly for saying the same.

What a greasy asshole. Thanks for nothing, voters. Now the psychopaths are running the show.

Trump is a Racist sumbitch and it's showing

I love how as soon as Kody wants something from Meri, Janelle and Christine (their forgiveness) he suddenly has time for them— but only so he can feel like he maybe looks like a little bit less of a shit-heel in the eyes of Robyn, his (former favorite and current ONLY) wife. #SisterWives

We must stand in solidarity with the Amazon workers ✊🏻💙 they are forced to work with low wages and denied water and bathroom breaks. It's time the owner pays up , maybe he should put on hold his rockets that are shaped like his head, these people made him the rich person he is today. #solidarity

Happy #Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! 🤟🦃🥧😁

This morning my husband walked into the kitchen and crooned "How's my beautiful girl today" and I was feeling pretty damn good until I realized he was talking to the dog.

Quiet, Piggy! Don't you fucking EVER say that to a woman again in your fucking life, you miserable fuck. The world is waiting for your fucking arteries to clog. Go eat another fucking Big Mac, you fucking porcine prick, and learn some fucking respect while you inhale it.

After one "toke" off a "joint," Terry immediately turned to a life of crime stealing hamburgers from McDonald's

This is Rep. Clay Higgins. R-LA. He is the ONLY member of the House who voted to protect abusers, continue to traumatize survivors, and voted AGAINST releasing the #EpsteinFiles. Remember his face. Remember his name. History is watching.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me