“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

It really feels like any democrat with a spine who goes for Schumer’s throne right now is gonna do Zohran numbers

Puppy time. This is the smallest of the sisters. She’s little, but mighty. Her white side profile is giving baby Snoopy 🥺

I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one. It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.

we are living in the golden age for assholes, there has never been a better time to be an unredeemable asshole than the one we are currently living in

Ken, you've got to remember that these are just facists. These are people of ICE. The common clay of the new DHS. You know... morons.

[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell

Pretty sure this is a Rage Against The Machine lyric

Rep. Omar was ready to square up with that soft piece of celery. Woman is a badass

waiting one more year to get elected means his girlfriend will be old enough to have a beer to celebrate though

my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

the simple truth remains that republicans are a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.

also hearing that they haven't fired Bovino yet but it's only because there's some shag carpet and he's impossible to find in there

I think we could all use a puppy snuggle right now. They’re 4 weeks old today.

This hit so fucking hard today.

It’s me! Pull up a chair and I’ll draw you a diagram

Do the new additions include Parador, Latvia, Sokovia, and Corto Maltese?

I feel like every story in MN has a thousand extra layers under the surface, both awful and beautiful

I have fallen in love with an entire city.

Father at toddler swim class with his lawyer’s phone number conspicuously written in dark sharpie on his arm

They kill us for their sport.

A big part of the story here is that women like Renee Good are braver and stronger than they could have ever imagined and that just doesn't fit with what MAGA men tell themselves about how gender works. It just does not compute.

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Their lies are so funny that I legitimately now think he has days to live

I’m so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things.

imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

cut to footage of a hundred Grittys hitting slapshot after slapshot of gas grenades back at ICE

It’s Minnesota, there are 50,000 women who can run a church bake sale like the navy

Right wing white dudes finally noticing things a lot of women do for their kids, offices and communities on a daily basis: PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS

Feels like society’s really broken down in the US in a way that’s deeply traumatic. But also there are college students knocking on doors asking for shovels (they’re not well-prepared) and helping trapped motorists by shoveling and pushing out cars. Up to 24 of them now, wandering streets together

these right wing clowns continuing to express absolute shock over the organizing of the left also reflects a deeply sexist ignorance of the fact that EXPERIENCED, INCREDIBLY EFFICIENT AND HARDWORKING VOLUNTEERS, PRIMARILY WOMEN, RUN THE FUCKING SHOW WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS COUNTRY

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

'sir...the bourbon IG accounts have fallen' bsky.app/profile/mdlp...

it's really a sign of how dire things are that part of being a citizen is having to choose whether to watch amateur footage snuff films to determine how much the state is lying to you.

The existential fear of a populace that finds out good government was possible all along.

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

Here. Have a thermal video of my cat leaving behind a warm butt print and paw prints. May it distract you from both the cold and the ICE. #caturday

I’m in my 50s. I’ve been angry since the Reagan years. The answer is no, but remember-Anger is a gift.

My manager pronounces words incorrectly. In speech and writing. We don’t correct her because it’s hilarious. A wee sampling: That’s lunacrist. I’m really kerplexed And a personal fave “well isn’t this a k’dumdum” These aren’t one offs. Regular use.

May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats

it’s pretty insane to think about how the dumbest most violent pieces of shit in the country have been given the message that they can kill with impunity if they join this one government agency

Fuck ICE. Fuck every Trump supporter and enabler. Fuck Trump. They have blood on their hands.

There's a prison revolt at a concentration camp in Texas in solidarity with Minneapolis:

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945