At least we have Ty Steve’s ABS prowess to point to

How the rest of the world is producing energy: solar panels, wind turbines, water conduits, nuclear reactors How America his producing energy: coal covered in oil and beef tallow

Maybe the solution to the male loneliness crisis is working in an NBA front office. Imagine coordinating a six team trade. So many phone calls with your dudes naming some guys.

Schrödinger’s McConnell

14K hahaha Reds omg why

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Last week we mentioned pigs don’t sweat and will use mud to naturally cool themselves off and protect their skin. We thought a visual representation might be nice so Julian willing agreed to help us out.

This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves

His wife there looking like she’s chewing the insects she groomed off his coat.

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

The domino meme but the little domino is “a young Mitch McConnell survived polio” and the big domino is “polio is no longer eradicated in the US”

KY Voter walks into the Pet Shop. I'd like to lodge a complaint. Pet shop owner "Why?" KYV - this turtle I voted for is dead PSO - no it isn't KYV - it is stone cold dead PSO - ITS ON LIFE SUPPORT KYV - it is a vegetable at best! PSO - Its got beautiful plumage.. KYV - its yellower than a canary

Pausa de hidratación

never too late to burn some sage to get rid of the bad vibes

this explains so much tbh lol

Look at this ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE DISASTER!!!

Corky Miller

there's gonna be weird people out there who's like blah blah sportsball w/e but like actually deep down sports is about community and I think that's neat

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

Goodnight from Rocky and Toast 💕💤

I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best dogs I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital info about all the dogs in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.

Dying as he lived, exploiting procedural loopholes to aid the GOP. He would love this ending.

Really hoping for the headline “Trump carried off by mosquitos at late-night post-rain event.” Like the bugs just kind of Lorax his ass out of there.

Trust

This is Porter. He's had a long day. Needs a pup cup on the rocks. And make it a double. 13/10 (TT: drunkengolden)

Related. I’m now at auto repair. The big industrial fan is blowing hot air thick with the stench of rancid mayo three days in the sun. In lieu of solving a riddle to receive service, greeting the room with “hot enuf for ya?” summons a man named Roy, best described as showered with his clothes on.

Happy Canada Day to my lovely Blue Jays friends 🇨🇦

People really out here raw dogging 91 with humidity. Put on some deodorant you swampy man titty mfers.

There’s a new baby in the family and her hair is so red. *evil laughter* Our side wins again. 🧬🧬

wat

Sally, Milly, and Mabel in the playpen taking a break from their zoomies. Pic on the left perfectly sums up their personalities.

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Jim Rooker, getting you hyped for the #PolyesterRankings of 1976 #MLB uniforms. Coming your way July 3-5. #Pirates #Baseball

Cooling-off #5 Cardinal #birds

Baseball game in Caracas, Venezuela interrupted by 7.1 magnitude earthquake Note that the earthquake's epicenter was about 110 miles away from this stadium

The Reds remain in shambles.

That low sugar Gatorade commercial annoys me

(puts tarp over the United States)

literally watergate

he really thinks it is a swimming pool his brain is algae

Algaememnon

😹 come on now who is writing this season

When the #BlueJays signed Ernie Clement in the spring of 2023, I didn't even write a story. It was just another depth move, which is the beauty of this. From being DFA'd by the A's to the World Series, WBC and leading the AL in All-Star voting. He's the best story on this team.

You are a TREE frog. This is a deck chair. Not a tree. 🐸

Elkton John