Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? Behold: the face of evil:

“EXCUSE ME, it is illusionist” the magician outing himself after hearing this

I don’t go looking for mess, but if you’re spilling tea within earshot I am going to listen

Good news @ericstephen.bsky.social: it’s delicious too

There’s nothing like a circle of women who want the best for each other. Women who strategize. Women who mediate between one another and manipulate the world with a unified, equitable objective. You were probably taught that this isn’t our nature. Society stole that from you. We are the best at it.

that which does not kill you will only be denied coverage by insurance

When it takes scanning negatives from 1984 to recall that you've photographed Fernando Valenzuela.

can you die of too much news

every week just gets weirder tbh

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

Apparently when you spend all week in meetings with JD Vance and Stephen Miller, the charismatic Muslim communist you want to deport is a breath of fresh air.

Look at this rectangular dog

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

This Vegas GP qualifying is a mess

Kelsie Whitmore, Ayami Sato, Mo'ne Davis, and Ashton Lansdell are among the names who went off the board in the first round. In total, players from the U.S., Canada, Australia, U.K., Curacao, Dominican Republic, Mexico, Japan, and South Korea were selected for the inaugural season.

OnlyFans but it’s just me cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer

OnlyFans but it’s just me touching the thermostat when you said to not to.

This is lovely

Nice!!!!

Ball of Duty

Hungry Man frozen dinner = entrée the giant

VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS. WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.

THIS

Left: DM Right: only pic posted, yup energy so calm, nailed it sir

When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.

This is what makes women’s sports great

me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on Caveman Therapist: wheel?

What a Baller!

I see Thomas Massie has had to release a new ad reminding us he’s still just as hateful as he’s always been. Can’t let that “I’m a trump guy” primary challenger win the hate vote.

*logs on, prepared for nonsense* JD Vance lactation stain pic *was not prepared*

I wish dread burned more calories.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

If you're letting a player with a torn quad play 162 games (seemingly two months with the tear), then that player better have your family hostage or something. And even then, I'd recommend evaluating *which* tier of family members are being held.

The spirit of discernment that convinced people to follow medical advice from the host of MTV’s Singled Out is another issue entirely, one that requires addressing to this day.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Catching an STI before the big race? Problematic Clap Lap (sorry)

Trying to read a book after setting up the Christmas tree? Problematic Page Sap

Oh you’re celebrating International Men’s Day? Name three guys then

I answered multiple chat questions in my recent Reds chat that were explaining why the Reds should move ELDC off SS. There seem to be a subset of Reds fans who focus on getting annoyed with the team's best players. (See Joey Votto for another example)

Looks like POTASS is doing what I think the young people call crashing out

The mechanic report when a rat dies in your car

I really miss a group chat feature here. I have a not suitable for main, but a banger of a comment for my old slap hitting shit goblin gritty nipples crew. I’m too lazy for that many separate DMs

Perfectly explained. My organic chem prof invited me to wear a skirt to my final project meeting. 30 yrs ago (!). Every woman/girl has these moments of indignity and they stay with you like gum on your shoe. You can scrape it off, but the residue remains and you can still feel it as you walk away.

There's a new alternate identity in the Minor Leagues: The Louisville Humidity www.milb.com/louisville/t...

The gibberish about health care is mind numbing. Just one word salad after another

The 2026 ZiPS projections for the Cincinnati Reds are now up at @fangraphs.com. blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-zips-pr...

thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities