If I wrote for The Onion, I’d be pushing a piece about Elon being kicked off the board of Fyre Fest due to his association with Epstein.

Is this the onion?

When all this insanity is said and done and democrats are back in power, Elon and his brother need to be stripped of their illegally obtained U.S. citizenship, deported back to South Africa, and banned from ever returning to the United States.

US elite institutions be as ethical as Burning Man challenge via @henryburke.bsky.social

10/10 no notes

You are not angry enough.

mild shock

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

it is impossible to overstate just how classy a Chapron DS is every single last one of these is a celebration of style with these magnificent little details and every time I see one I discover something new to love cars.bonhams.com/auction/3169...

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Come on. Why is this even a question?

Post photos of steps.

🤦‍♂️

Just say “yes”

Understanding society is dangerous to reactionaries selling racial animus & crushing austerity, while enriching the rich

Am I missing something? This is why people have spent the last couple years criticising Substack, so what’s the revelation? www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

ICE being foiled by traffic cones while they march around in their camo gear is very funny actually

Disgusting.

I think about these a lot.

“Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. violated treaties to illegally hunt for dinosaur bones on Native lands with child sex traffickers,” is the most American sentence I have ever read.

I’m at the Otay Mesa concentration camp in San Diego, where protesters and community organizers gather every Sunday.

Welcome to Tucson.

Pima Air & Space

oh naur

USS Enterprise in the clouds…

this AP headline is written correctly.

“Is the president of the United States deliberately signal-boosting racist AI slop or is he just flinging random crap out into the world with no knowledge of its content” is not a hair I can see any purpose in splitting.

If only Donald Trump’s parents had loved him.

Now I'm left wondering how legiblely I could, uh, write a message in the snow. (I do not recall the last time I took a leak in the snow...)

Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.

Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked. When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.

I don’t want these two recognized as leaders of the Democratic party. I have no idea which party they think they’re leading. Schumer, I get. He’s been a senator so long he’s lost touch, but Jeffries!? …just continues to fail to read the room.

PULL!

Extortion

In brief, this maneuver: - effectively converts employee status to "at-will" (meaning they can be fired for any--or no--reason), - redirects whistleblower complaints to internal agency counsel, & takes away these civil servants' rights to appeal adverse personnel actions.

A good thing you can do about this instead of dooming is Google “how to become a poll observer in [your town]”

Hello, Tucson!

I started out in journalism when I began writing short pieces for a tiny paper in Houston, TX. I've done a lot of journalism sinc e then and no matter how many novels I write, there's a part of me that will always be a journalist. So, it hits me hard on a personal level watching good papers gutted.

NEW: I spoke to Sen. Warner's office this morning, the vice chair of the intel committee, and he shares "many of the concerns" outlined by Wyden and has spoken to the CIA director himself, as well.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

“The body and blood of the Antichrist.”

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

Thing 1: being bought by this guy.

Such a scumbag. His associates are scumbags too.

The SpaceX/xAI merger situation is actually pretty important and, I think, very bad. "Data centers in space" is a bit of a pipe dream, but SpaceX now dominates low-Earth orbit in a highly concerning way. Starlink is real and could monopolize a lot of things.Not Good! www.404media.co/this-spacex-...

doing a gigantic thread of ppl's advice for the washington post and/or diagnoses of what went wrong so if you've seen good posts lmk

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him