Can't sleep. Still on hospital time...tsk, tsk

I slipped and fell fracturing my pelvic and femur bones. I have put a moratorium on visitors (especially family) as I concentrate getting healed while I'm at the hospital. They have honored my request but some have called me selfish. Perhaps, but my energy should 💯 be focused on me not on 1/2

#RecoveringFrom making plans

#RecoveringFrom a romantic boat ride in the lake

#RecoveringFrom sobriety

My friend's mom was here to finalize the last details of his service this coming Sat. I've had his cremains here for over a week. I asked her if she wanted to take them & she said, "my son feels at peace here so he should remain here until then." The grace of this woman has moved me like no other.

#TruthHurts but I had to ask

#TruthHurts I'm an old fart now

#TruthHurts people just stuck to their marriage vows back in the day

#TruthHurts so my doctor decided not to add further fuel to the dumpster fire

#TruthHurts but I can not lie

Oh, the sound of a male breathing heavy next to me, but it's my dog Charlie expecting me to drop some chicken his way while I eat.

Since I can't drink alcohol or eat but bland white people food for the next couple of weeks, cigarettes will be my salvation.

At my mom's house waiting on my brother to finish getting so we can take our mom out to dinner for Mother's Day. It's 96 outside, my mom has the AC on 80 and she's wearing a fucken sweater. Even my nipples are sweaty FFS

Returning home after picking up my friend's ashes and Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here. Fuck

So sushi for Cinco de Mayo it is....also whiskey. I don't follow gringo rules.

Dogsitting my sister's fur baby while my she is off doing errands. Kobe is 16 going on 17, and mostly blind and deaf. He cries when my sister is not home. I'm the only one he's comfortable with. 🐾🐾🐾🐾

Transiting from Nina to rock because it's how Phar rolls

Nina Simone kind of night

#NotMeantTo be social

#NotMeantTo say it aloud

#NotMeantTo awaken Anastasia Beaverhausen yet here we are...

#NotMeantTo be ordinary

My babies happy and content. Weekend is here. This is the good life.

Anastasia Beaverhausen is mad at me and I can't blame her. He was young, lustful, beautiful and full of cum. My MO.

#IRoyallyFuckedUpWhenI offered Queen Camilla a carrot.

Maybe something as simple as a carrot could solve the incel problem

#EverWonder where my youth went? Also, thank god.

#EverWonder how some people exist?

There are songs then there are SONGS

Drinking some whiskey, reading a book with Monroe by my side and Charlie resting by my feet with the only sounds of the dryer and washing machine doing their jobs on a calm Sunday afternoon in my own home . This is the peace I've always strived for. May you all have the same peace today.

My brother calls. "Can my friend stay at your place tonight?" A friend I have never met. "Mais bien sûr, mon frère." Bed made because that's how we roll.

And I thought I had zero fucks to give...Charles Clifford ll is something else

#WillNotStop choking on the cob

#WillNotStop doing my favorite hobbies

#WillNotStop being me until I die

"Let the world fuck itself," Pharaoh says to herself as she's smoking a cigarette, downing her whiskey, and listening to her favorite music in her backyard.

#JudgingYouBecause it's my royal duty

Holy shit watch the IRAN Troll video 🤣🤣🤣

#WhatIsCrazy they still think he was white

#WhatIsCrazy men are attracted to the crazy

I just mentioned in passing to my pool guy that I had gotten a flat and I could not move around. He purchased a tire and changed it for me around dawn before he went to work. Some men are built differently.

#SoOldSchool I think we need to dust some machinery

#SoOldSchool I needed a painting for my mood for perpetually

#SoOldSchool my memory is gone

#SoOldSchool only Shakespeare would be insulted

My Zooey drowned in the pool. She's now with her mom and grandma getting treats from my Dad. Love you forever, my baby girl.

Bought another 20 pounds of protein on sale. All of the toilet paper packs I bought last year at $20 are now $30. If only I could prep for veggies the same.