TL;DR All I picked up was "I have never been more proud to go down on Donald Trump." Damn, Nancy Mace seems THIRSTY!

#GetALittlePeace and action.

We have to keep telling Republicans that immigrants aren't eligible for voting, SNAP, and other such benefits allowed for American citizens, only for Donald Trump to turn around and give $40 billion to Javier Milei in the middle of the shutdown. Fuck Trump, Milei, and the GOP.

#GetALittlePeace, love, and understanding.

#GetALittlePeace and some harmony, and Hootie will hold your hand while you blow Fish.

With a Shocker, you can #GetALittlePeace in the front, and an apostrophe in the back.

I was hoping I could #GetALittlePeace of action from this hippie chick, but her happy trail went all the way up through her cleavage.

#IPaintAPictureOf food, when I can, but I got hungry.

#IPaintAPictureOf various nudes.

Doesn't matter what #IPaintAPictureOf, the question is whether or not you dig it.

Whenever #IPaintAPictureOf Donald Trump's signature, it keeps getting censored for looking like pubic hair.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but as I've previously explained, the strain when it drains causes dangerous levels of pain to the brain of Elaine in Maine.

Ya know, real talk, but with all these flight cancellations, how many are even normally booked over 50%? It's yet another industry that pretends offering too much supply will cut costs, but they still set prices too high to offset the losses of their wasteful oversaturation.

You say, "God loves you, come and buy the good news" Then you buy the President and swimming pools If Jesus don't save till we're lining your pockets God must be dead if you're alive

A song about poppin' open a cold one

I used to wonder why Donald Trump doesn't have a yacht, until I realized there's no way he knows how to pronounce it.

I #JustLearned the difference.

I #JustLearned that Mar-a-Lago has a retirement program.

The scariest thing about Mar-a-Lago is how everything there looks before and after midnight

#IfIWereAMagician, I could start a boy band with other magicians, and we could be called Wand Direction.

Too bad the Sabres couldn't make this road trip. #BUFvsCAR #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres

#IfIWereAMagician, I'd have to run all my old scrolls through Spellcheck.

#IfIWereAMagician, I'd have to prove myself Worthy.

#IfIWereAMagician, I could be David Cop-a-Feel.

#IfIWereAMagician, I could show you my "Hide the Salami" trick.

#IfIWasOnAGameShow, I might take it too seriously.

#IfIWasOnAGameShow, I'd be embarrassed to give the wrong answer.

#IfIWasOnAGameShow, that would probably put me in Jeopardy.

I used to wonder why Donald Trump doesn't have a yacht, until I realized there's no way he knows how to pronounce it.

🗣️Heads up #StayReadyCrew❗️❗️ If you are a veteran or know a veteran this is important. This was confirmed by my friends at the commissary earlier today. If there’s no budget due to the shutdown in a few weeks the commissaries stateside will close on 12/5/25. taskandpurpose.com/news/commiss...

I have my Christmas card for this year.

Elise Stefanik may be running for New York Governor, but that can't be easy with those cankles.

Just wait until Paw Patrol has an ICE agent.

If I may make a suggestion, Sonic and Coca Cola should make Bourbon Caramel Coke an official thing.

When ICE agents tackle and maul a 28 year old, non-verbal, autistic man, born a US citizen, because he didn't comply with their commands, they're no longer pursuing wanted criminals, they're just targeting American people of racial minorities for assault. Start arresting them.

Still wearing shorts #NovemberIn3Words

Everything's pumpkin spice #NovemberIn3Words

Starts with "No" #NovemberIn3Words

Pretty leaves left #NovemberIn3Words

Grayer than gray #NovemberIn3Words

#JustLearned: Bidi Bidi Bidi! 😏

Come to terms that it's already November 2025, and try to figure out what happened to January through October 2025 #MyNovember2025Goals

Restock my supply of fucks to give #MyNovember2025Goals

Drink plenty of water If there happens to be an opportunity to piss on someone's grave, it's good to be well-hydrated. #MyNovember2025Goals

Not die #MyNovember2025Goals

I hope #MyNovember2025Goals don't outnumber the Sabres' November goals. That would suck.

Stop picking up the weight I've lost again #MyNovember2025Goals

When ICE agents tackle and maul a 28 year old, non-verbal, autistic man, born a US citizen, because he didn't comply with their commands, they're no longer pursuing wanted criminals, they're just targeting American people of racial minorities for assault. Start arresting them.

I #JustLearned the difference.

I #JustLearned that it takes multiple trips for Trump to move his ass.