Going 30 thru the school zone on a Saturday

They put a tapeworm in the intestines of America. We removed it. They stuffed it back in.

The conservative SCOTUS is doing that thing where they got caught halfway through humping a goat in the barn but they're too close to not finish so they just keep pumping. Yes the analogy is gross but what they're doing is worse. Their MAGA agenda is being bulldozed through in the bright of day.

It’s wild that the SCOTUS decided yesterday that we all have no recourse if the United States Post Office decides to not deliver our mail. They are allowed to just steal mail now. 😱

OMG.

So the entire stock market is held up by AI tech (which most people hate) and Trump's lies about a war he started? Do I have that right?

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

Remember when both Clintons showed up for their subpoenas but neither Trump did? Those Epstein files must be life changing.

Well this is fun

They aren't even pretending to "be working on" releasing the rest of the Trump Epstein Files. Gross. The stuff in there must be paradigm shifting.

you guys I believe the thing is going to happen sooner than we thought

Saw a Pokemon ETB in the wild today for $55. It's been a while. Restocked, no line, no scalpers, very weird, very refreshing.

The math for utopia works, but only without billionaires.

Hey since "AI regulation" is trending can we talk about at the very least requiring these companies to code their software in a way that makes it impossible to generate CSAM? I don't think that's too much to ask and it shouldn't even be controversial but what do I know.

Somebody said it was confirmed that bear meat is full of parasites and the one he contracted in his brain was likely from one of his many weird dead bear encounters.

I thought the cultural impact of Wondershowzen would be larger but I still enjoy that I'm able to be one of its torch carriers.

It's so hard to even think about a normal investing strategy when you know any given Friday the mentally corroded president may announce a fresh bombing campaign, or make steel illegal, or privatize the interstate highway system, or punch a kindergartener. There's no order, just chaos.

Me: Whoa, we never see this much Pokemon stuff! An ETB even! Scalper: Yeah nobody wants this stuff, the best card in that set is only $180. Me: My kids will be happy to get literally ANY of this. Scalper: I moved to OnePiece. The margins are way better. Me: Excellent!

Mix 1 egg in a ramekin. Microwave 78 seconds at 50% power. Makes a nice little egg hockey puck for breakfast sandwiches. Hand wash ramekin for tomorrow. Fast and easy.

If you needed more evidence of how insane RFK Jr is this should help clarify 😏

It's a distributed factory. The employees work at home where they're happy. A small truck shows up with the parts and the tools. When your done doing the thing, you txt somebody and the truck drives away. Repeat at whatever rate you're comfortable with. No office space. No uniform. Pick your hours.

I'm building a factory where employees don't have to be miserable.

A human gets good at something if they do it 100 times a day, but then they hate that thing. This is overcome with money paid by the employer, but what happens when the money isn't enough to purchase the happiness lost?

I'm seeing more posts about the discovery of some disturbing rape university and I need to learn more but honestly I just cannot go down another rabbit hole that is guaranteed to make me hate humanity even more. What is this timeline.

So many communities have failed to do a basic function of government: protect the water sources so humans can use them. They're letting AI data centers roll in like the bulldogs of oligarchs and lap up all the water and energy. For what? To what end?

and we could bust open those bank accounts like pinatas

Obama's revenge is doing nothing, surviving, smiling and thriving while Donald falls backward into an inevitable legacy grave of ridicule and loveless bitterness.

You can't take a MAGA seriously at this point. The unwillingness to see reality is unforgivable. That kind of stubbornness is beyond embarrassing.

We pray for Donald Trump, the Lord will take him. 🙏 😭💀

ok who uploaded AI code to Bluesky

Let's say you have a giant mouse trap. What bait you gonna put in it to attract MAGAs?

The parts of coding, and writing, and illustrating I love to do... are the parts AI steals. It's like joining a softball team and letting a robot bat for you.

a social media platform, but the longer you're on it, the algorithm starts feeding you more random stuff and the opposite of what you like, so you either get bored, or learn about new stuff. resets every 6 hours of scrolling.

I have this idea for a rummage restaurant. You go out to eat but there's this part of your table designed just for you to place a few items you are willing to trade or sell. Other patrons can walk around and look while your green light is on. (You turn it off while you're eating.)

Godzilla karaoke

I have thoughts like this and I've considered converting to a low-information voter. That's the only solution I can come up with.

the feeling of being close to where you want to be but never quite where you want to be

Opening Pokemon packs with my kids while others are bombed somewhere else in the world. I don't even know which feelings I'm supposed to feel anymore.

BRAKING

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"Google had already disclosed my data without telling me. There was no opportunity to contest it." werd.io/google-broke...

Today's news: More bombs and misery! New AI data center in your city! Trump won the Powerball! All kindergarteners must carry bible. Haircuts are illegal. Black Americans can't have cars. American flag now has a hotdog.

I honestly think if I were a trillionaire I would use all of it for good things, spend and give it all, quickly, then start over with nothing. Nobody could ever say you didn't say least try in the most unprecedented way ever. And you'd have friends anywhere you go.

The Boundary Waters wouldn’t just lose its protections tonight. It would lose them permanently.

Here’s what makes this especially infuriating: the mine would be operated by Twin Metals a subsidiary of a Chilean company with a deal to smelt the copper in China. Foreign company with foreign profits. American wilderness destroyed. China gets the copper. We get the pollution.

Gotta love those ppl posting daily about Eric Swalwell who won't say a word about Donald Trump's relationship to the Rape Island Club.