Calm down guys, Germany in the 40s was a different time.

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YES SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT AWAY SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!

I would love to see the insider Google analysis on how much ad revenue has been lost by visitors stopping at the AI search results rather than going deeper into websites. They have to be noticing some big losses?

I think we should be pushing on this psychological button with MAGAs. Shame them for not being the patriots they said they could be.

What conservatives said they'd do if the government ever went fascist, versus what they're doing now.

The nation's health options are now dictated by one ancient man's vibes about how things probably work.

Here's how it 100% went: Barron was diagnosed ASD and Donald always hated it. Somebody told him Tylenol caused it so he believed it and wags his finger at Melania constantly about it. She says that's not proven. So Donald had the CDC make it official. Now hhe can continue blaming her forever.

Trump is so NOT in the Epstein files that the Republican party is willing to shut down the entire federal government to prevent us from seeing what's in there.

Here's how it 100% went: Barron was diagnosed ASD and Donald always hated it. Somebody told him Tylenol caused it so he believed it and wags his finger at Melania constantly about it. She says that's not proven. So Donald had the CDC make it official. Now hhe can continue blaming her forever.

big "the uncle I unfriended" energy

In this messed up reality, a FOX News anchor is about 5 days away from firing half the military leadership structure + enforce loyalty oaths.

Imagine having a website with a ton of helpful information and AI scrapes it then puts the info at the top of search results so you never get the traffic or the ad revenue. Somebody please write legislation that allows websites to bill AI companies for crawling sites.

What if he's gathering 800 generals just to talk about this lol

Would it be offensive if 50 people gathered and dug a cartoonishly large grave then stood around it chanting NO KINGS NO KINGS NO KINGS on live television

Your reminder that they cannot arrest millions of people no matter how hard they try. They lack the infrastructure, they lack the personnel, and the economy would straight-up collapse They are going to try to scare us by making examples out of a few people, and our job is to not fall for it

Putin learning that our genius Secretary of War is gathering all 800 military generals in one physical location while the government is shutdown.

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

what would you do if I sang out of tune would you stand up and walk out on me

I went in to buy a pizza and asked the homeless guys outside if they wanted one too. They said yes. I gave them one. Is that okay or am I "making things worse"?

Release the Epstein files. Release the Kirk rooftop video.

They have continuous video of the rooftop where the Kirk shooter was but they won't show the part where he allegedly disassembled his gun and brought it with him. Isn't that weird?

What if the reason everything seems like a conspiracy is that the conspiracy theory nuts are actually in power now, AND ORCHESTRATING REAL CONSPIRACIES

I don't always go after my political opponents but when I do, I accidentally email social media my intentions to do so, 4 days beforehand.

If you think Trump indicting political opponents is bad, buckle up, we're going down the Putin path...

The Trump regime next week: 1. shuts down the government 2. fires thousands of workers 3. weird meeting with military 4. fresh tariffs on a bunch of stuff Who voted for this coup?

A political party that controls all 3 branches of government is blaming a looming federal shutdown on a party that doesn't control any branches of government.

Don & Rob

so many memories

Working is so weird right now because the background color in this PowerPoint seems so trivial when the military is about to fire 70% of its Generals.

Blue Friday this year... don't spend a dollar the day after Thanksgiving.

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

It's looking like the military part of the Trump coup begins next week.

It's time to talk about Blue Friday. The Friday after Thanksgiving when big corporations typically start their big holiday profit bump. But this year we are keeping our libturd asses home, right? #BoycottBlackFriday

Letting your boys rot on the most bigoted corners of the Internet is not parenting.

No more Chobani yogurt for me!!! 😡 #BoycottChobani www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

The most unrealistic part of The Matrix is that there weren't oligarchs humping the bodies of everyone wired to the simulation.

We live in a legal environment where one political party doesn't have to follow laws. Blatantly.

If you think Donald's signature on the Epstein birthday card is fake, and the Dallas shooter's ideological admission written on a clip of bullets was real, you're irredeemable.

Would it be legal to follow and observe ICE agents as they move from their central detention centers back to wherever they sleep at night? Not to do anything bad, just to build a database that helps identify them.

You can't educate a MAGA because they love how it feels to be ignorant. They don't WANT to learn.

America: "Did you traffick kids with Epstein?" Trump: "Look, Palm Beach in the 90s was a different time."

I'm predicting there will not be a next State of the Union address

It's sad that young people will never get to know how the Internet used to be like 90% fun stuff and 10% extremely inappropriate stuff, instead of today's 80% Republicans destroying everything and 20% firefighter AI cats with 6 pack abs.

A group called the Secret Handshake took credit for creating the statue, and said they were first told they would be given a chance to take it down themselves. But it was then broken into pieces and hauled off. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

sprinkling these all over every street in America to get people's attention

I know we're still not supposed to say anything about it but... despite the manner of his departure, I'm quietly overjoyed he is gone.

I propose that the poor quality of the writing implies it was done right there, hastily in the rain, not earlier by the shooter.