If you’re not coming to my Gen X shows, you’re missing out. I even had hair tonight. If you ever watched “The Price is Right” on a portable black and white TV when you were home sick, this is for you.

I didn’t know truth social had an autopen feature.

Who wore it better?

Passive income and chill?

Happy Sunday to all who celebrate

This was fun. I attempted to explain the virtues of shooting raw. #photography #letsclick #photographypodcast

Freedom 250 Concert News: Management for The Banana Splits have advised that they will not be appearing at Freedom 250 as Snorky is still in rehab recovering from his massive sherbet addiction. That and the fact that they think the Pedo Shitler is a Nazi cu..... <message ends>

“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.

But the medical report left out its biggest finding: the glorious leader had a micro penis shaped like a malformed mushroom, incapable of normal function. To medical observers, it was something for textbooks dedicated to the bizarre.

Proof of life

Sexual Chocolate has withdrawn from America 250

In case you missed my post-processing class today, the recording is available at my Substack

This is horrifying! Authorizing DEADLY FORCE against anyone seeking an abortion? So, you kill the mother to somehow “protect” a potentially unviable organism?

The Bokeh Factory: Live Class Today; Watch Free! #photography #bokeh #lightroom #photoshop #protips My live classes and webinars are FREE to all my subscribers on Substack (even free subscribers). Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Sometimes I imagine how sexy I would be if I were that cool

🚨🚨THIS JUST IN🚨🚨 - The Neptunes announce they will NOT be performing at Trump's Freedom 250 event

A man was shot and killed here in Colorado Springs over the weekend. Turns out that the suspect, Timothy Arvidson, was a GOP state senate candidate in 2024. On-brand, I suppose. gazette.com/2026/05/26/f...

I want the cancer to win this time. Sorry, Pam.

Stephen Miller is the embodiment of an uncircumcised Jew

Me, playing poorly. Fuck it, send.

Donald Trump is what you get when abortion is illegal.

What makes a photograph look “professional?” It’s a silly construct, but still something people perceive as real.

Success!

Baked.

Making sourdough again.

Sadly, it wasn’t Kristi Noem

Aperture is important in more ways than just an exposure setting. If you don’t have a fast lens, there are some cool software tricks you can use!

Somewhere, Josie’s still on vacation far away

If you think this asshole supports our servicemen and women who never made it home, remember… he called them “suckers and losers.”

Baking sourdough today

Fun fact: Arlington National Cemetery was built on land confiscated from that absolute fucking traitor, Robert E. Lee, after he resigned his commission in the US Army and went to fight for the right to own humans as property.

Arlington (2015) You can thank a veteran for their service, but today we remember those who never made it back alive.

Remembering the fallen (2015) #memorialday #arlingtoncemetery

A gentle reminder

#prometheus #luiscordobapharchive #chicago #eastcoastkin

Don't You Forget About Us The generation that raised itself is now falling apart on streaming apps, and we deserve every frame of it #GenX

Godafoss, Iceland #Stunday #landscapes #photography #longexposures #bestlandscapephotos

The Art of Cloud-Stacking: Video Replay now online If you missed my live class yesterday, you can now watch a replay of the recording. #photography #timelapse #photoshoptricks

What day is it again?

Nobody loves you, tangerine brain

The Mandalorian and Grogu was fun.

Sit back and enjoy these photos of the Badlands

I hope he’s applying for weaponization reparations

I *might* be going to the movies tonight

Corrupt sack of 💩

Today’s Friday Postcard is from a trip I took to San Antonio in 2014. I used a special form of time-lapse photography to create the image. Want to learn more? I’m offering a subscriber-only (free) online class tomorrow via my Substack.

Thursday mood

Send hugs.

Discover the Art of Cloud-Stacking! Plus: Live interview with photographer Bob Warner.

Online Class for Photography Enthusiasts on Saturday! My live events are free for my Substack subscribers, including free subscribers. #photography #clouds #timelapse