The more I've used my computer the past few years, the less I want to. My audio library was demolished by Apple, my book library seems to be depleted, and Amazon's changing the Kindle app, and games are all becoming more pay-to-win. Social media sites are owned by fascists. It's getting sad.

Being from the USA, I can't sign, but I do recognize the need for this. We really need to kick big money out of a lot of things, and media is one of the big ones.

Sir David Attenborough is one of the major reasons we are allowed Nice Things. He is the perfect balance to his late brother who kept opening deeply flawed dinosaur-based leisure attractions. #NiceThings

I'm doing Taco Tuesday. I'm doing Cinco Mayo. I'm doing combination Taco Tuesday - Cinco Mayo. . . yeah, yeah, "Cinco de Mayo" doesn't quite hit the meter, so I'm taking artistic license here.

Live your life in such a way that the "radical left" (IE, 70% of the nation) isn't counting down the minutes until your last breath.

My favourite correction:

I went to Gift Card Granny to get a gift card for my niece, since Amazon crapped itself. Had a lovely experience with GCG, and I went to write a 5* review about how smooth it was. Hardest thing was that the date on the review was automatically set to 5/1, and it was like "needs to be in the past"

The last two times I've tried to use my Amazon account, I've had to jump through hoops just to get into the account. This used to be a decent company to use. Now, it's a shit show.

Me, trying out my new pick-up line: So, what's your Vaginal Microbiome Ranking?

I’m a vote blue no matter who guy when we nominate a centrist. I’m also a vote blue no matter who guy when we nominate a leftist. I’m a vote blue no matter who guy no matter who we nominate because even the worst Democrat is better than the best Republican.

Oprah voice: YOU get an assassination attempt, and YOU get an assassination attempt, and YOU get...

I just got a gig-economy ride. The person was listening to Christian music the entire ride, and so I was. I'm not going to tell somebody what to listen to in their own car, or how to live their life, but surely Jesus' plan wasn't to have people living their life with religion 24/7.

Kapow is leadership in action. People actually getting out in the streets and interacting directly with constituents. It doesn't get more real than that.

OK, so we've established that Shakira's hips don't lie, feet can feel guilt and lose their rhythm, eyes can lie, unless they're sightless, and lips can lie sometimes, except when they're kissing, because that's how you know if he loves you so.

I come up with good story starts and basic ideas, and do as much research as I can. now, the actual "writing" part...

Timbaland + Justin Timbalake = Timbashore

I resent it when people say I'm "getting fat". No, I'm adiposemaxxing, tyvm.

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

Me, an introvert: Remember, the real battles are the friends we made along the way.

There is only ONE PERSON who can get BlueSky working again. but it'll take all of 24 hours

Time to reintroduce vocabulary: jun·​ket ˈjəŋ-kət 1 a : trip, journey: such as (1) : a trip made by an official at public expense (2) : a promotional trip made at another's expense a film's press junket

honestly I think my pajamas look very professional

If's that willing to invest this much to interfere in another country's elections, how much do you think he's opposed to some very wealthy person--or a foreign government-- investing in interference with USA elections?

Seriously, though, one of the astronauts (from long, long ago) brought back my mother a U.S. flag that had orbited the moon with them. She was an admin. asst. at NASA at the time.

We are applying to become a CIC (community interest company) and we’re excited to be able to do MORE as a sanctuary …but we need your help! Please can you help us reach our fundraising target? All details: gofund.me/b26f7bf79 Please share & please donate if you can, every donation helps! 💚

I've never smashed a pumpkin. I swear!

Know your abbreviations: HBCU = Historically Black Colleges & Universities HMU = Histrionically Monetized Underachievers

Remember this: After Pearl Harbor, the USA had lost most of its Pacific fleet. the USA then rebuilt quickly, creating a modern fleet and air force that it then unleashed on Japan.

Sure, English and French have been spoken further away from the earth than other languages. ... except American redneck which was spoken as far away as the rings of Saturn according to my uncle Fred, after he was abducted by aliens.

Stop calling people "boss" who aren't your employers. That's all.

We should never have a draft for wars of aggression. That's it; that's the skeet.

DJT only loves himself. He will throw anybody else under the bus for his personal gain. He's proven this repeatedly. Anybody signing up to serve him must know this by now.

Amazon won't let me sign in now because it thinks my PC is a smartphone. it's trying to text my PC. Then it's demanding access to my PC to take a selfie. lesigh

I had a song in mine a few years ago when driving on Mopac in Austin. I tentatively titled it "Close to My Car" On the one hand, I felt love or closeness for my car; on the other, I didn't want others driving close to my car.

We got this because people were whining about the price of eggs. And stupid people believed things would get better under the worst human beings on the planet today, and quite possibly ever.

Trans Day of Visibility. Just reminding people that if others are modifying their body to feel more comfortable in their body, that doesn't affect you or your body. And like many other things, it's not the government's purview to tell people how to live their lives.

I promise there are no politics in my wip titled "guillotines for traitors".

Tiger crashes automobile in Jupiter. Headlines that wouldn't make sense in 1953.

I'd also say that sign language should be taught in schools, for multiple reasons. Not only as communication those with hearing loss, but as a potential universal foreign language.

There are many ways to help out this lovely animal sanctuary, even if all you do is share the message that they need assistance to carry on helping out animals who've had a rough start in life.

which joke is better?

I've always thought the Righteous Brothers' lyric: "Without you, baby, what good am I?" was lame. Like, grow a personality and she won't leave you, loser.

This is completely unbearable. But also like… why are his insane ramblings never summarized like this in the media? We gotta wait for a substack guy to put it together like this?

Loaded diswasher, washed dishes, and unloaded dishwasher all in the same day. *flex*

Hear me out: a new Olympic sport, rollerskate dancing w/ synchronized yo-yo teams of 6

♪ It's springtime for Trump and ... the USA ♫ (to the tune of Springtime for Hitler from the Producers)

Favorite book-to-movie film The Postman, minus this cheesy scene. The concept of the book and film were decent, if a bit contrived, but the esoteric sci-fi ending of the book were rewritten for a more viewer-friendly audience that would go see a popcorn film.

Oh, I've had Rumours, many early Journey and Rush albums, etc. Plenty of albums from mid 70s to early80s