Look at these soldiers. They look happy, proud to represent our nation. They were sent off to die in an illegal war. They were not defending our nation; this is a war of aggression based on lies that our own intelligence agencies confirm are lies. Impeach the President. Impeach the Cabinet.

Seriously, have articles of impeachment been brought before the House yet?

So, we attack a nation on a whim, and they defend themselves, and for that reason, we should then go after American citizens and residents based on their religion, in 100% violation of the U.S. Constitution? Do I have that right?

when I die, please donate my microplastics to a credit card company in need

Soon, we'll be adding #8 to this list: the USA. He's sure to bomb some city in the USA.

You know who *else* could rise up and take over their authoritarian government?

I'm not a general, but I thought if you want a regime change, you go after the head of state, not the schoolchildren.

A couple of days ago, somebody--I think it was @tribelaw.bsky.social -- posted something about the angle grinder operator's sacred oath to start work as early as possible, no matter how little work there was to do that day. I swear the guy working on the property behind my house has sworn that oath

I'd suggest that if the license has an expiration date that is not today's date, that a person who the government arrests for this sue the government for false arrest. The government can't just make licensing changes on a whim.

The Five Bowls You Meet in the Dishwasher First, is the perfect bowl. It's right where you placed it, sparkling clean just as the advertisements purport. God has smiled upon you and favored you with a miracle.

We must not talk in circles... I will die soon. You, who are several years my senior, must surely have thought of death. It comes to all of us, and we must all make preparations in our own time. A king must think of it more carefully even than an ordinary man. Kurtz, Katherine. Camber the Heretic

Since you went there, y'all should know "skibidi" comes from relationskibidi.

Time to brush up on what's coming...

How about this? How about the Democrats throw out the dinosaurs and move forward?

Again with the anti-intellectualism. This is playbook of the far right. Also, ... the entire situation here seems insulting. He's not trying to offend the audience, but really he is.

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"Not evil in some movie sense. Silent partners in a real world sense." well damn

Postmaxxing is short for Postmaximillianing

Why was it always "Car 54, Where Are you?" and never "Car 54, How Are You?" 😞

Will Smith was maxxing all cool way before it was cool.

Stewart implies the existence of stewsciences. But then again, would stewsciences be part of the culinary arts? 🤔

This

Not everybody who calls him a racist is a Democrat. I, for one, am an independent.

If it's spelled Kebab, it's short for Kebarbara.

Out: Valentine's Day (VD) In: St. Trump's Day (STD) Happy STD to all those who celebrate.

I picture two large sandglasses. like hourglasses but larger. They both are filled with the same volume of sand, but one has a larger opening in the neck, so the sand drops from top to bottom faster. If the top bulb houses the goodwill of the People, the bottom houses the wealth of the noble class.

BREAKING: People are being suspended on X in Turkey for posting videos of these protests against Erdoğan’s corrupt and repressive regime. Keep sharing everywhere.

As I've stated before, Trump + Musk = Extinction Level Event

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Couple this with Iceland rounding up all their corrupt officials and putting them in jail, and we have some excellent precedents for how to get out of our current political malaise.

Wayne Brady

Fear is the little death.

The government will attempt to rename the monument to the 10,000 women Wilt Chamberlain had sex with to the "Trump-Chamberlain" monument. Of course, Trump does not realize that this only existed in an In Living Color skit. ~lampoon~

Well of course he used his finger. It's not like he had anything bigger to insert.

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Age verification? I played pong on our monstrous TV set that weighed 150 lbs.

Lady friend goes into restroom. Me hearing something: Are you cooking bacon in there? She: no, just peeing, silly. Me catching a scent and yanking the door open: Aha! You ARE cooking bacon in here. She: ... Me seeing something out of the corner of my eye: Hol' up. Is that a waffle maker?!

OK I'm off work now. Where's the game watching party?

Is there anything which could make you care for those people whose welfare was placed in your hands? I did not want your crown.... But I am bound to take it from you now. Kurtz, Katherine. Camber of Culdi

This is why he's losing his mind. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Your Supreme Leader is in hospital again. It’s nothing serious and ABSOLUTELY NOT THIS. I repeat: BOTTOM-RELATED, NOT THIS.

Tweet so good I had to post it here

Catherine O’Hara was an absolute treasure and I loved all her roles

I'm conflicted about the Luigi Mangione ruling. On the one hand, my brain says "But he shot a man in broad daylight; shouldn't he be in jail?" On the other hand, ICE has done this and much, much worse, with seeming no repercussion. This is a drop in the bucket to restoring the balance. FUCK ICE

Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did

Trump should try to distract us by offering everybody a $1000 stimulus each month for the rest of his term of office.

Trump should try to distract us by expanding Medicare and Medicaid so these programs cover all Americans.