Did you know that an unfolded tampon box looks a bit like a facehugger? Happy International Women’s Day.

Please make sure to go follow and support these amazing people Chris is shouting out. Genuinely such a gorgeous bunch of talented people who truly love video games. People who make games media that much better for both peers and consumers just by being in it.

Went again…! #twowordreview #twowordreviews

Still bullying my old co-host @lukewestaway.bsky.social via Pokémon 💚😠🐥 #browt #gen10

If you’re a posh businessman on a busy train taking up ✨four entire seats✨, I’m gonna dump my bags in the seat across from you to make you jump out of your skin and publicly shame you into realising that other people exist on public transport and that maybe they want to sit down too. (Also coz lol)

I JUST KEPT FINDING MORE LARAS

Rewatched this again last night after my trip to the People’s History Museum. It’s still just so so good.

I’ve seen TWO dogs on the Underground already today. Hell yeah.

Spent my Monday at the People’s History Museum in Manchester. What a glorious collection of activism. Forever grateful to people who have fought for our rights through history, and forever powered by hope & rage.

Looking forward to the Scots lads curling against Canada tonight 🥌👈👀

Popped into Sale Library to see the Cosgrove Hall film archive, when a book cover caught my eye from across the room! Oh hi, @laurakbuzz.bsky.social!

Board of Peace opens with threat

My brain whenever I stop thinking for 2 seconds: I just wanna kiss my fish 🎶🎸🤠💋🐟

I was going mildly insane so we’re changing things so I hopefully don’t do that anymore.

Cheers to folks who came to see us in Birmingham on Sunday. The comedy nerd in me was very excited to have been on the same stage as these three..! There were so many talented people on the walls!

Cute Pokémon life sim: aw nice! Cute Pokémon life sim where the Pokémon left behind after an apparent apocalypse are dealing with a grief so deep and so dark that they literally become the human they lost: my god, I’m in.

Hot dang the best Tomb Raider game is less than a quid on Steam right now

This is also me when people don’t celebrate my friends enough #olympics #icedancing

The more I watch the ice dancing, the more I realise just how many of the dancers are North Americans who have decided to get citizenship elsewhere so they can compete at more events or with particular partners.

Watching the Ice dancing and swapping thoughts with my sister. She’s not wrong…! lol

Did the Winter Olympic ceremony just use an AI animation after doing a whole thing about caring for the environment….??????

The Team GB Winter Olympic opening ceremony outfits have knitted bobble hats that just say “GREAT” on the front (“BRITAIN” is on the back). It looks SO SARCASTIC hahaha I love it

Me letting go of managing my mental health for the next two weeks, as I hand it over completely to the Winter Olympics

Decided to watch a detective show starring the wonderful, iconic, famously Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. Subtitles not quite at the same quality of the rest of the show 🙃

Thank you to my fellow cast, all the production crew, and our wonderful audience, for making our Hackney Empire show such a fabulous experience last night. You genuinely all helped make it a grand night, distracting me from the loss of an absolute queen 💔

If you’re having a bad day, just know that this is *every* London Cineworld screening of Melania tonight. Lol

Okay, so, just so it’s clear to us outside the USA: “Right to bear arms for protection, in case of a tyrannical government” ✅ “Right to film government-paid ICE agents terrorising your neighbours, with your phone, while having a licensed gun on your person but not actively using it” ❌

Excellent video from Jim, who has been smashing it out of the park with funny, thoughtful commentary on the games industry. Also loved the ram joke 🐏

Hugs to all the people further down the ladder at Ubi who will be the ones that deal with this, even though they have zero say….!

I avoid holding grudges against rando reality TV people who have zero effect on my life, but I just noped so hard out of watching Traitors Uncloaked tonight because I’m still mad about the end of season 3 lol

The post-Brexit UK economy is proof that you don’t play chicken with the EU. Too many here assumed that after giving them a political middle finger that we’d get to keep the nice EU tariffs. We didn’t.

Sometimes adverts on YouTube Shorts are so perfectly placed lol

This video was *technically* five years in the making, so do go give it a watch…

Frightfully good 👻🎭 #twowordreview #twowordreviews

I eff off the internet to play Gloomhaven for ONE DAY.

Tipsy Ellen wishes you a happy new year and tells you she may have uploaded a YouTube short after getting home from her friends’ house. Plz go like and subscribe I need the validation.

Every PM has opposition voters that dislike them. This PM has *voters* who dislike him, incl me, because: - they vote tactically to avoid tories who slash welfare and target minorities, but still got tories who slash welfare and target minorities - they don’t get distracted by the usual scapegoats

Just realised I missed a couple of my theatre reviews at the tail end of this year as I got busy and tired! Rectifying that now…

“Oh no! I got wine on my pyjamas…” - a sentence I uttered today that is only acceptable between Christmas and New Year.

Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, and Amanda & Alan's Spanish Christmas have been my favourite Christmas telly specials this year. So I like when a couple of old friends go off on a trip together, get the giggles, and then stop for 5 mins to have a deep conversation about grief and death.

Merry Christmas, I made French Toast Casserole from a recipe I got off TikTok during lockdown (and now has turned into a tradition). It slaps. Hope you’re having a nice day whatever you’re up to, whether it’s a holiday or a normal day for you 💜🎄

TONIGHT! Enjoy a spooky Christmas adventure in Milton-on-Sea, as some kids on bikes try to solve the mystery of their missing friend….! 🎄🌊❄️

Finally in the GM seat after 2+ years, bringing you Christmas cheer (and chills…)!

- Walliam’s behaviour seemingly open secret in the literary industry - A woman becomes CEO of publisher in October - Walliams finally dropped Huh! Wild!

Me checking out for Christmas 🎄

If the news could stop being horrendous, that would be greatly appreciated by many. Just as a little treat? Please?

I had to saw off the base of a Christmas tree for my family, as it was a teensy bit too tall. We only had two very rusty saws that my grandpa used (my grandpa passed away in the 90s). The roar I get out after finally getting through the last bit of trunk was death metal worthy 🤘🎄

Watching the Diddy documentary, trying not to scream at the juror who is like “she would get beaten by him but she would stay? It’s basically half her fault”. This is why women don’t speak out, and why physically and mentally abusive men get away with this ALL the time & feel empowered to continue.

Utterly gorgeous #twowordreviews #twowordreview #balletshoes