Look how cute @theemmabot.bsky.social and Spongebob dancing together it's a fan art idea by @oldbaby.bsky.social I love them draw together

hot food oven it cold food eat it out?

brunettes are not allowed to wear jeans at night

“The cats kept multiplying and escaping their carriers. One peed on the controls of the spaceship, causing us to crash land on a planet entirely inhabited by giant pirate mice, which made me miss my algebra test.” Read the full very silly article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/141561...

"No one likes me, I win."

The poster’s creed….

This is disability visibility. Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist. He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them. 1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters. Don’t ignore us!

to the tune of mister loverman, by shabbah ranks: a mistah cardamon (zohran)

do y'all think the romulans have to deal with like an equal amount of Space Bullshit or do Humans just attract weird nonsense in the Star Trek universe

We’ve finally discovered what’s wrong with Mamdani

he was a karen he was a damned male karen

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gentrification of the pacific northwest forces a confrontation between local teen troublemakers and an established mafia family on the run from the law. they may survive the night, but can they escape capitalism?

There needs to be a DEEP dive on all these "teen treatment" ctrs in Utah. Not just the ones the ultra rich use.

While you were being a bitch ass brown shirt I was studying the bread

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

my son just saw school bus number 67 and you would have thought it was a pro athlete or something

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

rfk jr is short for robert f kennedy (joe rogan)

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physically repulsive president

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

The guy who's been vocally ranting about how there are way too many non-white babies in the world? I'd say this is exactly what he wanted. So yeah.

black hole sun won't you come?

also take your fuckin meds

Hell yeah 😎 Listen up, fellas.

Same.

i turned off the rood filter and nope all those people just blocked me

Sorry to hear Gilson Lavis, drummer for Squeeze in the 1970s & 1980s and the Jools Holland Rhythm and Blues Orchestra, has died at 74. Squeeze performing “Cool for Cats” on Top Of The Pops in 1979. #RIPGilsonLavis m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZL4...

cover of slip it in but its about dressing a vegan hotdog or its called slip on it and it's about ians bananas

also lol a quick google of the National Black Empowerment Action Fund, which paid for the ad, reveals that -its 2 senior advisors are AIPAC alums, one of whom led the org's Black outreach for a decade -it spent $$ to tank Rep Jamaal Bowman's reelection campaign -one of its lobbyists is a Trump alum

Black New Yorkers, did y'all get this mailer? Or I guess any New Yorker, that could tell me how targeted this is

i got it and it's by a Bloomberg backed org.

(hemor)roid rage

poop on my gym floor, brother

yuri is beautiful…

punk rocker voice: this song's calt buckle mah shoe 1! 2! buckle ma shoo 🎶

do you believe these wave riders?

If it isn't differential treatment why the "need" for the government to misgender?

crowdfunding for a month long trip to mister beast world

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true KEY PART

if you know anyone who works at Meta i have a message i'd like to pass along to their boss

i need a man with a pink polo and a loooooooong sub

how was your day sweetheart! it fucking sucked! we put up the new gold cursive "business office" sign on my business office and our first meet and greet george hopper fucking drops dead in front of oan an tin pool and everyone else