diarrhea of a madman

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these woke snowflake schools aren't even teaching kids how to use a slide rule any more

if she writes me three or four sonnets , she loves me if she writes me a hundred sonnets , she loves sonnets

abandon thine erotic chatbots, all ye who enter here

erotic chatbot plans abandoned

we should put all the billionaires together in a locked warehouse with no money or connections to the outside world to see kind of cool businesses they can cook up if they didn't have to pay taxes

yabba dabba doo is not actual caveman language

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Debra messing her pants, imo

the zoomer stare!

the pig's feces on the pig's testicles (which are HUGE)

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solemnly drone striking a wedding in my very well tailored tan suit

Any flying object can be "unidentified", if you've been home-schooled.

I must taste the dancing jello

I’d also want the cops to check out CCTV at Peter Mandelson’s work, to check whether that same black guy on a bike came roaring through the offices on the day all those emails mysteriously vanished

Because dykes love the trans youth and have had about fucking enough of having our names taken in vain by het transphobes.

Say hello to my little frond

oh no Johnny B. Goode

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

28 nintendo power magazines, 60$ shipped within the us, paypal cashapp

we should all have a little rest and wake up early

have you heard the latest mastodon joke? they didn't get it

the century of american humiliation is coming from inside the house

Few stories bring a tear to my eye like “as a KISS fan I ate at the KISS restaurant and it gave me food poisoning”

can someone give me a hint on pressing this button. i’m almost beginning to think its a bug 😭 only bit i’m missing from the fairgrounds list and feel like i’m losing my mind !!

this is how y’all sound when you try to normalize saying shit like “zog” ✨but leftistly✨

Priced up a few more sets. I still have hundreds to finish. Anyone looking for cool reads? We have them piled to the ceiling.

but seriously: who wants to come run knoxville #parkrun with me this saturday?

neurosis.bandcamp.com/album/an-und... new Neurosis album dropped!!!

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

hey man not to alarm you or anything but im pretty sure our souls were cut from the same cloth millennia ago. hope your wife is cool with that.

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arresting pedophiles is something i think about a lot actually

Dave Cockrum was the first artist to create the look of an entire superhero team with an air toward "these people fuck."

markwayne gacey

i just posted something disingenuous

"missed the mark in nearly every way" (Picks a scene with men showing their emotions for the thumbnail.) i see you.

Trump gets a daily video montage briefing about the Iran war The montage, which typically runs for about two minutes, has raised concerns among some of the president’s allies that he may not be receiving the complete picture of the war.

Had not seen that one before lmao

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

can i get uhhh girl lunch. but lemme get that big boy style. and with the hoss sauce please

when harry potter toots the horn on his flying car it plays the horn sound from dukes of hazard

teddy potter, hardy's american cousin, he's biological male and a hugglepud

i, gavin newsome am like if doge was patrick bateman, yes hit send