*Happy Christmas Eve!

Eve (from the Bible) when y’all be telling her Merry Christmas

just spilled my tequila. cut the fuckin cameras.

inherent vice is a christmas movie

how the grinch got its groove back

The Grinch had hoes

this guy is scared to go to sleep tonight because of the christmas ghosts

schroedinger's tim, who DID/did NOT die

i nominate TOBY THE SAPIENT PIG for president

You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.

People are not objects or products

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

Don’t. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers. Or. Online.

Me watching celebrity Mastermind

Public services cannot ‘lose’ money they can only ‘use’ money. Yes there are areas where they can ‘use’ money more efficiently, but their purpose is to ‘use’ money to provide us services. Money that we, the taxpayers have allocated as a necessary cost for the greater good. It is called Socialism.

There ain’t no branches in the Homo ignoramus tree. Consanguinity reigns supreme.

‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯 @hcrichardson.bsky.social

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listen to gang starr on xmas eve

This is nothing, working Christmas eve at a gas station i saw an elderly man and woman dressed as Mr and Mrs Claus get arrested for drunk driving in the falling snow

Bloomberg lol. Textbook deflection from the real thieves raping seniors of their savings. Nursing homes, medical care, inflation, insurance, food, funding wars and genocide...

deploying the name michael bloomberg like it's a slur

next do this story but nursing homes

Please refer to this page for links you can support these families with!

It's Christmas EVE not Christmas Steve

we just got a letter, wonder who its from ?? blue 💙 #nostalgia #cuteart #digitalart #bluesclues { #strawbunnycakeart }

Oh, and if anyone was confused. You build houses for the unhoused. Not kill them. Thank you.

i shot the grinch (but i did not shoot jack skellington)

Feel old yet?

happy 45th birthday hannah montana

aldi hot sauce is basically just vinegar with a whiff of spice but at a certain BAC i start to like it

The way they keep trying to portray ICE chuds as a final line of defense between us and ….huh. I’m having a hard time thinking of any group we need to be protected from more than ICE, actually

(eating a carrot) Wow. im horsepilled

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do you have seeds on your phone

butch women rule

This is fucking bullshit

a spectre haunts the earth. the spectre of fantastic deals.

it's the night before christmas eve, capitalism is a hungry ghost

Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it

I *may* have used the Muppet Christmas Carol soundtrack to teach my kids about wealth inequity & how if all the billionaires could develop a healthy fear of the ghosts of Christmas, Tiny Tim could have a decent school lunch program & Bob’s rent affordable, for starters! "No cheeses for us meeces” 🧀

Rudolph with that ass so fat Won't you guide my sleigh with that

Upvote if you support women in STEM. Repost if you support women in STEM.

Might be controversial but I don’t think I put much stock in the mental health opinions of Mr.Autisim-Made-Me-do-a-Nazi-Salute?

I'm at Oscar's house!

WE F*CKING DID IT HOLY SHIT! 1K VIEWS!! WE APPRECIATE YALL SO MUCH 🙏🏼

Dumbass Motherfucker Foundation staffers quit and join Stupidass Bitch Foundation

one summer my family stayed at a house with no garden hose for vacation and i nearly died from dehydration

just fucking amazing, honestly, the lengths this country will go to be cruel to prisoners, down to trying to retry them and get the death penalty again, which seems like double jeopardy but our courts are choked with fascist shithead judges so