hurling my broadsword off the parking garage roof and completely impaling my enemy as he exits the Chili’s

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ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

Using cutting edge LLM technology to "get" Tommy Tuberville

i missed learning what cheugy meant when it first dropped and i never figured it out from context clues. so personally i think its good it went away

Little Shitty Jack has shooters…

we demand a religious exemption for day drinking

Never beating the Irish heritage allegations

So has anyone actually copped to having the explosive diarrhea or is this just another social media fabrication

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.

Not now, Benadryl. Lindsey Graham died and the timeline is popping off

I just want to live my life in such a way that millions of people aren't elated when I pass

BREAKING — U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died, per his office. He was 71.

Remember when the FDA suppressed sunshine

I'm would gladly drink them if they hadn't changed the recipe to use monk fruit and now they taste like complete shit

5 emails away from being able to parry the attack my manager does after the red icon appears over his head

anything is a beer stand if you try hard enough

What if instead of a deer stand it was a beer stand

GRWM video but all I do is brush my teeth and put on black sweatpants

What if the fossil fuel companies are behind the forced AI "boom"

Ingesting dairy 😅😇🥳🥰🤩😋 Digesting dairy 😣😖😫😩🤬🥵

Guys I can’t keep doing this independently. I need a job. If you know of a place—advocacy, OSINT org, think tank, left media, etc—where I could take this work in-house, pls let me know. I admire the folks making independent work for them, but I am collapsing under the weight and the lack of impact.

I wouldn't put Trump Gas in my car for all the money in the world

You wouldn't last 5 minutes on inaturalist

RIP Carl Jung you would have loved Backrooms

Imagine cheating and giving yourself a 100 on an Ivy League college midterm we are so cooked

Student 22 here is a lion

My last skeet just went viral !!!!

dicks out for algernon

fix your head or die

Recipes for tomatoes that don't taste good and you regret growing but now you're stuck with them

Does this Platner guy have beer flavored nipples or what

Bringing back the waving W flag gif in my work slack. It's never been more over

Fish... hunt.... golf.... drink.....

What the fuck Mexico

Carrothead be like

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

I'm watching Channel Zero just started s1e4 does this ever go anywhere or should I move on

Where have all the cowgoys gone

Is it too late for me to learn to play basketball I will be 37 next month and have never worked out in my life

@sweetmax.bsky.social fb d/t Jakarta methhead

This is cool (the first one especially)