taddy mason
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Remand Luigi Mangione to my custody and I will bring him swiftly to justice
10 months ago
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they/them might be giants ☭
about 4 hours ago
In 2026 I would like to reduce the extent to which I’m directly controlling major world events with my thoughts.
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Quite pleased to see that someone else watched Nope and realized what needed to be done
about 4 hours ago
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Ray
about 6 hours ago
Still in the 'Refusing the Call' stage of my Hero's Journey. (Technically no one has called, but I'm fully prepared to refuse if it happens.)
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Grosdoriane
about 7 hours ago
2026 is going to be an interesting year for me, behaviorally speaking.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
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I could make it work anywhere. Except Texas. They know why
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about 20 hours ago
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Frogboi 🫒
1 day ago
I have finished my second tarot deck
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Grosdoriane
1 day ago
When a dive bar has touchtunes and i'm 5 beers in playing The Worst Music anyone there has ever heard... that's the Real Me.
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How to reinstall headphone jack on iPhone
about 24 hours ago
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I like discordant music and low brow establishments
1 day ago
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Max Legroom
1 day ago
Modest mouse voice
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Invader Zim, who did NOT die
1 day ago
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Invader Zim, who did NOT die
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farner
1 day ago
[frank sinatra voice] I got molly I got white I got molly I got white…
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Holidays make me so miserable :)
2 days ago
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Tero Kuittinen
2 days ago
Ocean heating defies all earlier projections. We are on the worst possible track. Yet this has completely vanished as a topic of conversation in America.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
4 days ago
Shouting "Yes chef!" after the neighbors dog commands me to commit heinous criminal acts in my father's voice
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Scarface is a Christmas movie
5 days ago
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Mars Attacks is a Christmas movie
5 days ago
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caden cockburn
8 months ago
“piece be with you” I smile and give my son a single lego piece for christmas. the roof then caves in on us and I scream “let’s get it” because I wanted my last words to be different
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Should I get really into caviar
6 days ago
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Emma™
7 days ago
my husband cheated on me with a jumping spider
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kenny gesserit 🦝
about 1 year ago
Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
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Matt the Innocent Guy
about 2 months ago
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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Wrapping paper don't glide like it used to
8 days ago
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rowan sexamungus
9 days ago
@grok ai reagan dying of aids
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People are still using teflon pans ? Fr ?
9 days ago
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I love giving people presents :)
9 days ago
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ceej
9 days ago
here's my 2026 bingo card
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Tracking Santa and his eight tiny reindeer on Life360
11 days ago
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marissa walmart dog
11 days ago
keep fighting
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You have been judged and found wanting
11 days ago
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My local public library system is so unpleasant it drives me to drink
12 days ago
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Had to kick my Hinge date out because she started stripping on my Festivus pole
12 days ago
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Charlie Warzel
12 days ago
absolutely wild move by
@oversightdemocrats.house.gov
to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
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Nothing tastes as good as unemployment feels
12 days ago
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They should make a shower for girls that sprays cool water on your hair and scalding, blazing hot water on your body
13 days ago
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baz bombadil
14 days ago
let me just say, as an idiot, umm
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I was so fascinated by Shrimp Melatonin that I learned how to make it
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14 days ago
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Short n sweet little mixtape for ya 👇👇
on.soundcloud.com/J31QWrDgYOIy...
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bring back plur
https://soundcloud.com/no_goblins/sets/2-0-2-5-1-0
14 days ago
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It's so cool how logging into any website for work is now a 9 step process that also involves my personal cell phone
14 days ago
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Tim Onion
15 days ago
President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.
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Programming my roomba to kill
15 days ago
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little lamb
15 days ago
I tell my dog to bite first and ask whether it’s gay npr humorist David Sedaris later
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Is this HP bar half full or half empty
15 days ago
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Unpainted Huffhines
17 days ago
Chat is it good that Hakeem Jeffries and House Democrats positioned ICE Megacontractor Geo Group’s 3rd biggest Representative donation recipient to be the head of the committee that oversees ICE and CBP’s budget after he was pardoned by Donald Trump
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ICE Flight Monitor
16 days ago
An ICE Air flight carried migrants from Alexandria, LA, to the US Naval Base at Guantánamo Bay today—the first migrants held at GTMO since October 17.
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robert mueller. fbi
16 days ago
it can only bad happen
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Went to a kickback tonight and everyone was talking about how old they feel :/
17 days ago
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Nw
17 days ago
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