I've realized something about myself. I really do prefer to wear socks whenever possible

Hit my funny bone. I'm going back to bed

Another round of food delivery discourse that conveniently fails to mention people with multiple DUIs who are legally barred from driving. But I guess we're just disgusting treatlerites too huh

Where in the world is Carmen Santiago? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where’s Waldo? What’s new pussycat? Do you really want to hurt me? These mysteries remained unsolved

My problem was, of course, that first they came for the communists. And since I was a communist, I was executed before I could really discern the pattern. It sucks, but what can you do? No use complaining!

Boss said we're behind the eight ball on this project... I had no idea this guy liked to get down

Remember that time a couple years ago when our government committed a horrific genocide and we all had to just watch and be complicit and now we just have to live with that forever

J. Edgar Hoover, initiating COINTELPRO:

Crashing a party... the communist party !!!

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Lord, I see what you've done for others

When it starts pouring right exactly when the sun finally sets and you're done planting things for the day 😚👌

Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

She asked me if I shitted, I said I only sharted I squirted just a bit in my boxers I’m sorry Gods Plan!

Unless it's AI integrated I don't care !!!!

Frank 0 : Left 1

admittedly it's been a long time since mine, but i do not remember commencement speeches leaning so hard into this "lecture you stupid kids about how much you should love my shit that sucks" genre

If you're still using google search you're out of your damn mind

The NAACP is urging Black athletes and fans to “withhold athletic and financial support” from public universities in states that “have moved to limit, weaken or erase Black voting representation”

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

She looks mean bruh

“For three years, everything that happened in the entryway of Willie Banks’ Westbrook home was captured by his neighbor’s security camera.” “What he didn’t realize until recently was that a state drug officer was using the camera feed to watch him in real time without first obtaining a warrant.”

Age verification using government ID is so boring. How about a Captcha where you select all the images depicting a Party Foul

let the body keep the score let the body keep the score let the body keep the score let the body keep the scoooooooooore

Oh no ! Mitzy has been in hell this whole time

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

Everyday should be Friday in my opinion

taking benadryl and estrogen at the same time so I can see the hat ma'am

It's probably fine how minor setbacks and small obstacles make me have a complete meltdown right

Baking a cake from first principles

⚠️ Chrome's update installs a 4GB AI model file to your device without your consent! To disable the shitty AI mode*, go to chrome://flags/ and search for these, toggle each to "disabled": optimization-guide-on-device-model prompt-api-for-gemini-nano ai-mode-omnibox-entry-point -

Chris Putnam has no money 😂😂 or smoke 😂😂😂

Is it a bad sign if an ominously slowed down version of my leitmotif starts playing when I arrive at the grocery store

And when you would point this out at the time people would say you were crazy

Memphis city-state NOW!!!!!

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

Yall mind if I completely crash out

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

Answer me, cowards

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen

Answer me, cowards

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Why does the one dog go crazy at the beginning of Signs

Am I tripping or is Signs just so good