me: omg i don’t want to play country music anymore also me: [buys a lapsteel] anyways i just bought a lapsteel

one thing i can promise, is that i will NEVER bring a guitar stand to a gig. i will ALWAYS lean my guitar or bass precariously on the amp or the kick drum because i FORGOT to bring a stand

Mushroom coffee can suck my dick

Greetings from Penticton British Columbia

“cops are lawful evil” pshhh shut up idiot. cops are chaotic evil

the longer you stay in bed, the more likely something fucked up will happen while you’re still in bed

what do you call a remorseful gangster astronaut? an Apollo G

Watching a doc on Carroll Spinney and did you know that Big Bird was supposed to be on the fucking Challenger? He agreed and then like a month later they realized he was too big.

to the joker, crazy glue is just glue

before you come to despise Don McLean’s American Pie, you must first love it, usually as a child. this is the way

a little glimpse into rock n roll lifestyle for you: the headliner of the big show in Vancouver last weekend came over to our place after the show, and we all drank non-alcoholic craft ciders and watched 2 episodes of The Twilight Zone and then called it a night

just found out there’s a band called Sadness. haven’t heard any of their music yet but let me just say, huge fan. huuuuge fan

i think left handed instruments are silly, because the first time you pick up any instrument you will suck at it regardless of left or right handedness, so why not choose the one that’s way more common

I'm not worried about AI

"look on my works, ye mighty, and dis pair!"

struttin spimsley

thread songs i got on vinyl from Beatstreet yesterday: youtu.be/eA5RFV3Q-gQ?...

just bought these for $55

here you go ♥️ youtu.be/pNgjmn3YrOM?...

i was also on acid if im being perfectly honest

ATTWNTION: im drunk

The slingshot maneuver

HAL 9000 did nothing wrong

i’m in Vancouver, i’m eating breakfast at The Northern, which is a cafe deep inside a lumber yard. you drive out to this indiustrial zone, you park at the lumber yard, you walk in dodging forklifts, and then there’s this banging cafe in the middle 10/10

yassified sphinx

perennial

[at the gas station on the reservation] i came here to take a poop and buy cheap smokes. and i’m all out of poop

4 Non Blondes - What’s Up and Bobby McFerrin - Don’t Worry Be Happy have the same chord progression, so you can sing either one while the other is playing. go forth and do this

i guess i just wish that sometimes the abyss would gaze back. feels like im always gazing, im the one doing the gazing. [sigh] anyways, sorry for cutting you off Friedrich, you were saying..?

i think part of the chef’s job should be to smoosh the burger down to human mouth dimensions. perhaps in some sort of smooshing mechanism? or just with their bare hands even

Michael Buble’s cover of Santa Baby

for the love of god people, turn on Trails mode on all your guitar pedals. absolutely crucial

okay but i was playing a St Paddy’s Day party at the fricken pub earlier tonight and a bunch of people came dressed as fricken pirates, and i found out they were ALL FRICKEN AUSTRALIANS

Australia-themed St Paddy’s Day party 👍

good evening my lady. you’re looking positively queefulent tonight

what up player nice to meet you. what are your bronouns

Beware

excited for breakfast

your honor sure i smelt it, but with clever wordplay alone we cannot determine who dealt it.

search camera roll for “hell”

whoa yeah mo yeah kill all de batman

“the pressure of the skate on the ice actually melts the top layer! the skater is actually gliding on water!” okay well this doesn’t explain how skaters turn, or stop. back to the drawing board dipshits

atlas has a Shrug Life tattoo

to the joker, this is just a normal friday

can someone who’s good at confirming help out with this?

DEVO’s “Time Out For Fun” is probably one of the best new wave songs about how sometimes, you should take a little time out. for fun

the CEO of me getting laid says i definitely should get laid pronto. apparently it’s “crucial”