this is incredible lmao jfc www.instagram.com/reel/DaQCjQ5...

why is it stealing valor when i tell the bar chicks i was a soldier but it isnt when someone drives around with a “my son is a us marine” bumper sticker. seems like a double standard

Glen Danzig is just a stage name, his real name is Dan(iel) Zig

We honor the life and legacy of our beloved friend, Former State Representative Karen Joy Clark 🌻 Karen dedicated her life to making Minnesota a better place and has left a lasting impact on Minnesota for generations to come. We are deeply grateful & indebted for her service.

Bluesky woke libs saved my cat Ozzy. Thanks hippies!!!! (Two and a half weeks apart)

i really do despise having to ask again but my brother and i missed an entire week+ of work this month to go support our other brother after he got out of the hospital, so we're short on bills. trying to put together ~$250 if anybody has anything to spare 💙 venmo: longtail7 can dm for p*ypal

one thing we touch on a bit here is that the argument that racism was essentially solved and therefore required no further intervention was popular among reactionaries as early as the 1870s

bet fifty bucks they call it “gene ai” on the show

I hope today is a stark reminder why "I will follow the law" was an absolutely horrible way to respond to a question about trans rights.

this man must have some wires crossed. today’s ruling was about allowing discrimination against trans people (who he hates), not trains people (aka: foamers; who he loves)

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not to worry friends of the court, itll be 6-3 affirming that children of immigrants are not birthright citizens when this comes up again in 9 years

Mike says he doesn’t know if these ladies were guilty or not…..so he believes in witches? I know he agrees with killing women who don’t obey.

who is this new smooth pink man

lol turns out we are now also in SNAP verification hell so uh actually $500 pretty urgent for food over the course of the next (apparently) month. pp/vnmo megagarbage if you'd like to help directly or gfm link below #helpfolkslive2026 #mutualaid

That doctor dung him wrong. @theonion.com

Makes Gavin Newsom's anti-trans bullshit very telling.

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Oh Black Betty

You’ll see why in four days, but the first episode will kick off The Onion and InfoWars airing a full block of explosive programming every Thursday, live at 8 ET, for the rest of the summer. I am so goddamn excited about this. Tell everybody you know. They will probably want to watch it live.

Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.

youve heard of weekend warriors, but have you heard of weekend warring

the cat can still make it home

I’m back at the Great American State Fair. It’s very muddy.

Hey all. I could really use some help digging myself out of this financial hole I’m in. My car was repossessed, and along with it went my primary source of income. Anything you can send my way would be greatly appreciated! :) Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

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did jake tapper approve this before you hit send

everyone says they hate will stancil until its time to bump out some content and then they’re like “what’s stancil saying today”

another day on bluesky where slaves to the kink let will stancil drive the discourse. have fun or whatever. hope y’all cum

second night in a row SFPD has beat the hell out of a bunch of trans people on pride weekend. fuck this shit. fuck Daniel Lurie, fuck SF politicians for pretending they're so progressive and good to us then send their goons to beat us up during pride.

what did he know?!?!?

you couldn’t celebrate mel brooks’ 100th birthday today

I fear this is going to happen a few times until I can get out of the red. This covers phone + internet + power + gym (cheaper than PT for my back). 3 necessary oral surgeries (~12k I had to put on installments) + Eggs' surprise face surgery & following antibiotics reaction really screwed me. 💸💕

got me a turgle

these folks really just stapled some fabric on a wooden frame

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We're not gonna make it are we

cvs stands for “cant vill scriptions”

there’s no bad pizza topping, only bad people

president deals

id like to point out that democrats didnt create an initiative like this after trumps wins

taylor swift is getting married at msg because it is an ostentatious thing to do, can accommodate a large amount of guests, but mostly because of its heightened security measures like facial recognition to keep everyone in line