Just scored this little gem Some of these are pretty brutal

If you look like this, dm me immediately, let's buy a house in Aruba

Ive just had an idea that hundreds of other people have had. Romainia. Castle Dracula. Haloween

We live in hell, but at least they let us get drunk

Listen yall, I dont ask for much, but out of the 3k of ya, can some of y'all get my friend and his husband a trip to Hawaii? (He also deserves this on his own merit) americasfavteacher.org/2026/josh-hi...

Listen yall, I dont ask for much, but out of the 3k of ya, can some of y'all get my friend and his husband a trip to Hawaii? (He also deserves this on his own merit) americasfavteacher.org/2026/josh-hi...

lol

American heroes salute you Peter

I will never vote for a transphobe.

But you got those letters, right? I alerted the Maine Dems about my intention to run last April. I registered as a candidate with the FEC last June. I never received a single invitation at any point about any debates. Not one. Not after I registered last June and not after I announced in February.

Me to the tech bro.

Do you think they do requests?

This is a verified GoFundMe for librarian Luanne James from the Rutherford County Library Alliance. gofund.me/f7704eb98 Read what happened to this hero: www.newschannel5.com/news/rutherf...

Bob Seguir Ros

The Germans really ruined scat music

Garth Brooks isnt a serial killer, but Chris Gaines is.

Next weekend I will be celebrating Easter in the traditional manner just like our Lord and savior. I'm going to get nailed by 5 dudes

When people ask what I do for a living

Do it bitch, I fucking dare you

I got to be honest I didn't expect the author of The Lord of the Rings to be in the back of to the future movies

Does anyone have a big knife or thick thick thick thighs? Im trying to test a theory.

The worst day of my life? Nope that happens at midnight

I think it will be funny when libs claim a mandate for the midterm wins when really what will give them that W is retiring republicans. (35 retiring as of today)

Looking for love in all the wrong places (at home, alone)

Kinda fun maptap.gg

You really gotta hand it to drugs & alcohol.

I'd like to thank my street team of enablers for this particular gift

1 like and I get a tattoo tonight.

Oh no?! How will I boil 340 people's drinking water to make a video of will Smith eating spaghetti?

Boy my boss is lucky I want to remain in housing and have healthcare.

Kind of surprising seeing a former CIA agent worried about drugs coming across the border. I guess she's concerned about competition

I can't believe that you guys are making this much fun of Victor Frankenstein's greatest work

Boys, you gotta stop wearing colonge to the gym. You're making it worse with your cheap ass axe knockoff.

Democrats are absolutely fucking useless when it comes to opposing what is happening. Honest and competent?!?! We need to start drug testing senators immediately

Me on my way to steal your girl

Going for a hike in the woods this weekend to see if I can find the two wolves inside of me, or at least get lost and end upa inside of a few wolves.

The timeline is full of Kamala Harris farts, did I miss something?

Thanks for gassing me up homies.

Everything is so fuckin bleak. Whats the fucking point?

I want to state publicly that i am still pro-Orb, I will never renouced orb. I am finding that I am also hexahedralcurious.

Is this the new orb? How ponderable is it?

Sinners was better than one battle after another and we all know it

@grahamformaine.bsky.social You cant be seriously this stupid and still expect to serve in senate or this brazen about your Nazi tattoo, but either way you are not qualified to serve this country in any capacity. Wouldnt trust you as a meter maid.

My friend just ordered a 9/11. Two shots of fireball in a Manhattan

Buying lightroom pro to make my dick smaller in dic pics, so I can surprise a lady the right way for once.

Crime 101? Uhh been doing crime for long enough I think I need a 401 level.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Seems like this might spur some controversy

Depression is way up, so posting should improve.