Just got a new phone. The transfer process is 10 million times better than it used to be.

I'm a simple man, I believe that we should keep DEI and get rid of d'AI

I'm doing my part to raise that average.

Vampires should be called neck villans

is "heritage rallies" as openly white supremacist as it sounds?

You've heard of big dick energy? Get ready for microscopic dick energy!

Where were you when Eric Clapton needed you?

If the @democrats.org confirm Todd Blanche, then they can forget even tacit support. You cannot tell me that the guy thay didnt find any investigative leads in the epstien files, and doxxed victims is in ANY way qualified. To put it another way, obstuct or get fucked.

Cracked a goth baddie tonight, life is good

God has several opportunities to score the greatest hat trick in human history this week.

May the devil enjoy his new plaything. Rest in piss Lindsay

I think its funny that Italians even want to claim Colombus, who sailed for Spain, and as governor was so cruel to the natives that the spanish removed him, during the inquisition. Its tough to try and envision the kind of cruelty that Spain would find distasteful/depraved during this period.

This came to me in a dream

beg harder they might listen

I'm just a simple guy with simple tastes. Fat sacks and butts. Simple as

Couldn't have said it better myself

Straight of Hormuz is closing again huh?

Lmao people are scrubbing their feeds of platner.

I'm not going to gloat about being right about Graham Platner based on judging him from his Nazi tattoo. But I was right

And for his next excommunication:

And I still choose to be good

Governing based on 4th century ideals feels too on the nose, doesn't it? The pope believes in science, you worthless couchfucker

There's like an alarming number of white supremacy groups on Facebook. Fucking christ.

Scotus, monster truck, IYKYK.

Makes Gavin Newsom's anti-trans bullshit very telling.

Yeah, no thanks, I'm kinda dating myself. We can fuck other people though.

this is so true <3

The new york times isnt even fit to line birdcages.

13 Democrats commit to losing their primaries.

I hope they never get a good night's sleep ever again.

I love how they qualify Sharia as barbaric, but Christianity and its notes from leviticus are "civilized" Its also part of a system of government, so are the college campuses now Caliphates?

She is well and recovering. Thanks for the kind words.

Breaking: Sisyphus arrested for assaulting a bartender. Reportedly the bartender asked if he wanted his drink on the rocks and Sisyphus reportedly "lost his shit" according to witnesses. Stay tuned for developments as the story unfolds.

My dog is having surgery today and I am inconsolable

Going old school and sending "U-up" scrolls via pigeon.

We used to call skunks wood pussys in north america, and I have a new quest to revive this term.

I'm so sorry but because my life has been a nightmare since September of last year, I sure could use some help if you have anything at all you could spare. Thank you I feel like shit but I love you Vemmo:Scoob84 C/A: Scoobert22

i just made this. pls enjoy

No Snapchat, I do not remember that

when samurai starts pulling his katana from the sheathe but then the situation deescalates so slides it back in call that an edged weapon

IN other news, I am so glad Elon Musk and AI will get to fuck my retirement up too

You guys are finishing shows?

Not just stealing the jokes I see.

How do you do, fellow veterans

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Trent Reznor: I want to fuck you like an animal. Frogs: 👀 Fish: 👀👀 Coral: 👀👀👀

Sometimes I think about how knowing chameleons exist means they are failures and that makes me sad

Its almost like it took 40 years for them to make this simple observation of; "if we choose lackluster candidates, we will lose" and its not even leadership, just Jordan here.

If being like this freak is a sign of success I will happily die a failure