Can't think of anything nore pathetic than a >1000 word tirade about how the site your posting on sucks and that the csam haven run by the nazi is better. Why dont you ask Grok if you can suck our collective dicks.

Basque women who date homeless men expose them to Basque culture and pragmatism.

Being a villan must be hell come tax time, think of the overhead on henchmen!

And they used to put cocaine in everything!

Actual bluesky experience

Lunch sketch.

Never a priority and not important to anyone. Just how I like it.

Its calla lillys and its not close.

If its wrong to look adorable and cuddly, I will never be right.

61 clues 61 right answers. Fully perfect gamed a Jeopardy Bar League tonight.

It's this one

I'm so pleased with the results after one week in stage 1 that I'm moving almost all of these to stage 2! It's so cool to see inside some of these agates I've had for almost 40 years! Can you spot the best Lake Superior Agate in my entire collection?

What is he waiting for?

Lot of people ask me why I say I'm a wizard Last night I described the perfect sundress for me to see someone in to a few friends. < 5 minutes later, a gorgeous baddy walks into the bar wearing the EXACT dress i described, down including the print. So its safe to say I am using my powers for good.

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Mixing cocaine and ketamine. Calling it a slowball.

"Oh no, my dragon hatched while I was away!" You're looking at a crater agate from Argentina, described as "Red Fox agate" or Orellanite. Let's learn something about these amazing earth-dragon eggs & how they form. But first... (📷: The Mineral Collective FB)

My brand is making people u n c o m f o r t a b l e

Look at my opposition party dawg, they nominated a nazi in Maine too. We are cooked.

Is this tactical fridge knife guy?

The victim was a 19 year old transgender woman. She was stabbed to death in the laundry room of her student apartment complex. Seattle police just released these pictures of the suspect. If you know who he is, you can call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

Absolutely spot on take for russian animation

Roman senator: Look fellas, I know we love the new slogan, but before we put it on the sign, i have a crazy pitch.

My dearest MILFs, Happy mothers day, your forehead kisses and positive affirmations are available all day. If you are in line, please say in line, you will be served.

Against all odds

Fun idea for a night where I feel comfortable? *locks deadbolt

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Lauren Bobert give a handjob to somebody that's not her husband at a play about a demon?

May we be in heaven 30 minutes before the devil knows we are dead is a banger toast line.

Congratulations! Your polycule has evolved into a terrorist cell!

no gods, no master, no kings, some dogs, a few friends, a bbq, a nice summer evening

I led a horse to water and the f*cking idiot just started drinking. 0 effort at all, and I have all these tools!

Trying the monk class in D&D, but I'm not sure about it. Is the OCD all role-play or is there a D20 mechanic for it? Like who is my Stottlemeyer? Do I use pet stats for Natalie?? Help!?

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

Worst part of asparagus is thr aftertaste (smell of your piss)

Them: discrete packaging Me: solid Them

I made these things with my hands.

Of course it's a liberal freak excusing a Nazi.

Met an angel at the bar tonight.

Is it a revelation more shocking than this mother fucker having a Nazi tattoo?

May I make a small suggestion to the women in this mindset? Please, I promise I will be normal about this.

Work Morale has never been lower. I cannot keep people happy when Im also not happy.

A long life of degeneracy is probably to blame

This is an area that I require more field study

Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds

Step one: Become Pope by demonstrating prescience Step two: Destroy the Church from the inside Step three: Profit.