Scoob
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
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The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors Avi by
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Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
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Papa โThanksgivingโ Fazuul
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Sleek
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She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
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a normal person (ryan rollins appreciator)
about 18 hours ago
the two genders!!
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dead inside
about 18 hours ago
โHamburger, uh, finds a helperโ
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The Fantastic Mr. Fox
about 19 hours ago
I say we take off and help the hamburger from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Christmas Elf Hank Hill be like "that toy ain't right"
2 days ago
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muhree
1 day ago
u have created something beautiful
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As I get older, I'm learning what's really important: making weird noises when you're alone in your car
3 months ago
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Once there was this kid who
5 months ago
New York has chosen a new Mayor
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Once there was this kid who
2 days ago
I never feel older than when an musical artistโs new work is having its 20th anniversary
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Good morning happy Friday
about 22 hours ago
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Lioness
about 24 hours ago
loading . . .
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Yet another josh
1 day ago
getting in on the ground floor of a leadship grift by applying a veneer of current slang. Collective crashout or locking in together: giving your organization the rizz it needs
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It's Toki Thursday
1 day ago
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Y'all mind if I have a good time?
1 day ago
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You should look at how cute my girlfriend is
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K
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Philip "Proletariat" Marks
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Hey homie your cock looks amazing today
1 day ago
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nuggutron, third impact
1 day ago
ok gonna have to follow a shitload of people again but this timeโฆ With A Vengeance!
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๐ Cran-ucopia ๐
1 day ago
Itโs true, and Iโm Leaf
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Busta Grimes
1 day ago
RFK:
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Just found out I'm gonna be a great uncle I am 41 years old I do not need this
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I think anyone who observed my life from the outside would probably not be surprised to learn that I own several robes
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1 day ago
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I'm the neighbor that's been running the leaf blower for hours fuck all y'all
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Spaceship Gary
2 days ago
Old and broken: rumors you can revive Aerith because sheโs seen flickering in the old church where you meet her a second time New and hot: AI forgot she died in the prior game and puts her in the party
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Yet another josh
2 days ago
Logging on gm, two wolves etc
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Talk about an undigested bit of BEEF ๐
4 months ago
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*Jacob Marley if he were really jacked as a ghost* THESE ARE THE GAINS I FORGED IN LIFE, EBENEZER
4 months ago
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Christmas Elf Hank Hill be like "that toy ain't right"
2 days ago
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Imitation is the sincerest form of crabbery
12 months ago
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Turkullen
3 days ago
i got the animated movie rights to Piss Christ!
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There's something very freeing about being a middle aged goober. Like, am I cringe? Maybe. But I bet you a pair of white new balances that my feet are happier than yours
2 days ago
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Peter F
2 days ago
This is a fantastic short story. Vivid images and a gripping story. My only complaint is that u want to read an entire novel instead of the short story Only 99 cents on kindle
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sophia โฅ๏ธ
3 days ago
Happy belated Halloween!! This zombie apocalypse short story is available wherever you get your ebooks! I hope you like it and if you don't, don't tell me, I'm so serious about that. Happy reading ๐
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Meegan๐[Beegan๐]
3 days ago
I just found a "post ideas" note I started a few months ago and clearly forgot about. This is what it said: platypussy
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muhree
2 days ago
the microwave has magical powers beyond human comprehension
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assigned theyfab at birth
2 days ago
air bud: budline
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๐๐๐ Adam Jay ๐๐๐
2 days ago
On a long enough timeline, every franchise will have a sequel subtitled โBloodline.โ
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The last Chuck-E-cheese
2 days ago
In retrospect, there were better ways for us to encourage Andre's taxidermy hobby. The animatronic band will be back as soon as we can get rid of, as one guest put it, "these abominations to God"
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I talk an awful lot of shit for a guy who isn't allowed to watch the last 45 minutes of Marley and Me
3 days ago
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dr. uncle boobs phD ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
3 days ago
FIERCE ally
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Jason Goes to Hell
3 days ago
I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing โinshallahโ into every conversation at Thanksgiving
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๐ฐ๐๐๐ก ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฃ
3 days ago
A SAD CLOWN AND A HEROIN PUNK HOOKED UP IN A LONDON ALLEY AND 9 MONTHS LATER WE GOT ROBERT SMITH! LOOK AT THE FACTS SHEEPLE!
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