i don't want to experience the next great evolution of immersive worldbuilding i want to be dunked in a bog

At 5.15pm GMT today, the Earth will be at perihelion, the closest point to the Sun in our annual round. This should be the start of the year. Happy new orbit, everyone!

Drove my wife's car to work and realized I didn't bring my key to the shop. Here's hoping someone comes in in the next half hour

Alien (1979)

the lion does not concern himself with help for a "two person" DIY furniture build

Me and Toki one year ago today

My new year's resolution is the same as every year since I joined twitter in 2020: be more of a pain in the ass online

In honor of Scott:

with all the great independent investigative journalism that’s been happening lately, i’m confident that 2026 will be the year we finally discover who let the dogs out

There are weeks when no hog cranking happens and there are days when weeks of hog cranking happens

[Someone tells me I'm a stupid piece of shit online] Haha, so true [Someone calls me a liberal online] LISTEN HERE, FUCKSTICK, I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD SACRED, YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR THESE LEVELS OF SKULLFUCKERY

It's Baby Toki Thursday Happy New Year

Ooooo Scoob's had some drinks it's time to sincere post. It's hard for me to put into words how much this group of fuckin weirdos mean to me. I truly think this corner of the Internet is the smartest, funniest, best group of people I could have ever fallen into.

Brave souls tally: 21! This is a good number I feel good about it. Now I must unfortunately refuse any more I will likely ramble to some for an extended period and fall asleep before I get to everyone which would make me feel bad.

Last poop of 2025 let's go!

My new year's resolution is the same as every year since I joined twitter in 2020: be more of a pain in the ass online

If you start listening to Napalm Death's "You Suffer" at 11:59:58, the song will still be over by New Year's

Toki got his shots today he is so brave

Last poop of 2025 let's go!

being magnetic would be such a great excuse. like "oh sorry i can't come over i got stuck to the refrigerator again." "sorry boss i'm running late i got stuck to the car." "i would've made it to ur wedding but i literally couldn't get out of bed!! got stuck to the bedframe somehow haha!"

TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and all of my ground beef! (CC @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social)

giving myself a brain bleed summoning every Orca in the hemisphere

Honestly deranged that any of you answered differently

sometimes you just have to hold your cat up in front of a mirror and say “dats u” to remind them that they’re real

May all your shitposts maximally trigger in the new year

DM me your number and I'll drunk text you tonight

I sincerely hate to do this but what if the hand is made out of hamburger

In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday

this is my 2025 post of the year

Last poop of 2025 let's go!

Good morning happy Wednesday

What if Dracula bit an ET but the ET sucked him off? Would that create some new kind of monster?

Last poop of 2025 let's go!

Crashing the Holodeck Skyrim style by spawning in 40,000 'troi and crusher exercising'

Last poop of 2025 let's go!

Wife is sending me bangers at 9 am. Truly this is a sign that 2026 will be a good year.

lesser-known failed Weapon-X project, Marlbolverine

Last poop of 2025 let's go!