the only two times i've gotten sick since December 2019 have been times that i didn't wear a mask when i was in a public social place the first time was Disneyland the second was a friend's baby's birthday party so there are your options: wear a mask or get sick

hell yeah

The Enemy of my Enemy is ALSO MY ENEMY FUCK EVERYBODY

Artist, post a piece that didn't get much attention, but you still love it!

lol Smart Guys strikes again

The Democrats

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

either prepare for Hyperinflation or get a gun and use it

This is happening folks. I know probably a lot of you don't know too much about the Federal Reserve, because why would you lmfao, but like I cannot understate how big of a deal it is that a Thiel/Andreessen crony is getting this position. www.cnbc.com/2026/04/20/f...

They finally got ONE shooter that isn't a jilted MAGA and fits the Identity Profile they've been waiting for over 4 attmpets on his life. They will pin this on everyone left of Pete Buttigieg and the Democrats will probably help them.

I'm not saying I'd disown my son if he was 'into' Clavicular and Charlie Kirk. But I'd be explaining in detail why every locker shoving incident he was involved in was a result of his actions and not the other kids lol

"Why do you guys always jump to conspiracies?" I dunno, maybe because this administration lies about everything . But also believing it was a terrible false flag attempt is more comforting then admitting liberals think violence is when you Naruto run past 12 secret service members

if you admit to liking or using tue fascist lists then i’m just gonna block you master’s tools using fucking cowards

Carey Elwes

Anyway I'm in a group chat with a bunch of random NOLA service industry people and they said nobody is gonna have tomatoes next week. They said they went to the restaurant depot like normal to get a case and it was like $80 instead of $20. So please look forward to whatever the fuck is happening now

Please help so I can get the hotel booked for a few days, and set up the final day moving my stuff and furniture out! Please it’s been super slow. And and kofi later.

typically to be called a “shooter” you have to fire a shot but I guess it has a better ring to it than “whcd runner”

lmao this is a who's-who of people i block immediately upon making a new account

the 2 permissible things: 1. work at the new york times 2. go to nazi gala the 2 impermissible things: 1. say america kinda stinks 2. take a apple from kroger

Turns out the shooter was a Pro NATO Will Stancil Liberal. A truly impossible thing to explain to a movement who believes Obama was a communist.

grotesque. they murdered and terrorized your citizens just months ago, these were international stories. and they’re still at it! but sure, go hobnob with the nazis. you’re very cool.

When I say "this was staged," I don't mean he was a hired actor. I mean they knew he was going to do this and let him act just enough to get what they wanted. Just like 9/11.

running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom

PEOPLE/CURLEY.GIF

*gestures toward the sign*

one day someone is gonna go all Masque of the Red Death on one of these things

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turns out The Daily Beast is conservative

Robert Evans is soft-launching his career of punching left now is a good tome to unfollow him

or maybe people are taking into account that every fascist regime in history orchestrated a reichstag fire type event to justify their final consolidation of power and decided that makes more sense than some rando breaching the tightest security on the planet on 3 seperate occasions?

Just thinking about how they didn’t try to shoot Hitler, they tried to blow him up, because they knew it would be hard to hit him and also his associates were also evil. And that didn’t work either with Valkyrie of course but just an interesting little factoid from history.

yeah idk why anyone would question the credibility of the Reality TV President

An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it

So this was what Fox News was airing at 8pm. The shooting started around 8:40pm. I dunno, man. Fuck me, right?

It’s pathetic. The guy had sued half of them for just reporting the news. And they’ve paid him. He openly demanded bribes which they paid. And now they’re like “violence? How did it come to this. People need to respect this brave man”. It’s disgusting. They’re pathetic. They’re fucking pathetic

lol everything is so wrong about this whole situation that even the tinfoil hat conspiracy people are gonna be confused

i thought this dumb fascist was supposed to be Independent but apparently she’s on a mission to correct that opinion

This dude is absolutely posting the comments on his 100 follower Xitter account to show everyone how epic and easy it is to troll BlueSky libs and it still hasn’t gotten a like yet.

22 of you follow this one this is also your daily reminder that Lists are bad and you should take yourself off of any that you can

The average gun owner has like 2.3 guns.

Me: Maybe the fascists are doing what all fascists have always done throughout history Reasonable, Serious People: wow what a crackpot

NOOOO my pocket square!!!!!!

Driving home from the bar and hearing the Skyrim skill up sound.

it’s gonna turn out that the shooter actually didn’t shoot at all and the sound of gunshots was just the cops shooting at him after his Naruto run

ok so there’s a nonzero chance that Aaron Rupar is the least successful assassin ever

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If you’re at the black tie event for a dictator you know where you are and why

I don’t think I would go to the goof around with Hitler banquet