I’d like to request that recipes stop calling for small and medium sized onions. There are far more large onions. Tell me “half a large onion”. Thank you.

I’m going to try my hand at making beef kofta tonight. If anyone with experience has a banger recipe, please let me know!

“Political violence is only okay if it punches down, because it happens everyday, and I am a desensitized pile of wet saltine crackers”

Bear

I beat five other folks at a game I’ve never played, so we celebrating

Klay Thompson. Whoooo boy. All time dumbass

Recuperating from the Pistons loss by playing a tabletop version of Atari’s Battlezone. It’s a homebrew hack of a game called What a Tanker. Lots of fun, it would be cool to paint the edges with a brighter green and turn on a black light.

he looks like a cartoon bird who repairs cars

A big wok full of Turkey Etcetera, perfect for loading onto cold lettuce.

This notification pleases Geese

Zonked

Jumped the gun on today’s stream. I could use a free evening to vegetate. Will make it up next week

Game & Watch Gallery 3 contains unused graphics that appear to depict a sequence of a Fly Guy stealing Toad's mushroom cap (which according to Nintendo is part of his head), Toad dying as a result of this, and slowly decaying to nothing.

melee is probably the worst yoshi has looked in anything. that model is fucked up

Big, big Stew minutes to keep the momentum going

Isaiah Stewart is my fuckin’ guy

This 3rd quarter is like breathing fresh mountain air #pistons

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

New Rustie and BoC albums announced in the same week going to make a grown man cry. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR3c...

New York people, please help Liz, she needs a place in Brooklyn before her lease runs out!

I was gonna say, all this SNK talk has me wanting to play some NEO•GEO games tonight—a thing that is extremely easy to do for free on basically anything with a screen.

Penguin Colony has joined the Fellow Traveller family! From @origamedigital.bsky.social, the creator of Umurangi Generation, this Lovecraftian adventure told from the perspective of a colony of penguins is coming to Steam and Nintendo Switch 2 later this year. 🐧 bit.ly/PenguinColon...

NegCon is a whole ass building

namco, official website (1997) web.archive.org/web/19970505...

I have named them Ki and Gil. May they slay Druaga.

I had a Zoom call with my psychologist shortly after I shaved my beard. When the call started she did the quick blinks and leaned in, then made big surprised eyes and emphatically stated “YOU LOOK… GOOOOD” and then, like, got self aware and slipped back into doc mode. An unexpected confidence boost.

it's 20% off right now! Buy it please

good morning this is a real texture in Marathon

This man is 39, this fuckery can't go on much longer

quack FT3 Switch Azure

ファミコン版発売から４０周年だそうで、シティコネクションです。 #CITYCONNECTION　#シティコネクション

I couldn't help myself

The duckos are back and watching me grill chicken

My chef friend making moves at HSV's Goodland Pour House.

CARTOON/SMASH.GIF

Do you like asking people to give you money? Do you want me to be your boss? Good news,

well, i guess all the game needs are fullscreen and vsync options! i went as far as to add a sharp bilinear-like filter so the scaling is nice and shimmering-free too and yes, there's controller support as well! it feels pretty nice to play release is coming tomorrow

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

Heading into D&D with a full stack of status effects thanks to the Detroit Pistons

the juice is loose FT 3 24mm 1.8 Harman Switch Azure

My brain is pumping “Roundball Rock” and repeating that guy saying “ohh, ohhh no! Toilet!” And it’s a real circus up there right now

Sound on for the orgasmic "oh - toilet" commentary

"Adan" shared this photo from the Coachella CA where hes picking green beans. "I get paid 40 cents per pound. The work is exhausting - especially due to the excessive heat in the area. But this is how I support my family." #WeFeedYou

A powerful image

Went to the Tomodachi Life subreddit just out of curiosity and OH MY FUCKING GOD SOMEONE DID THIS WITH THE FACE PAINT FEATURE 😭

Post season basketball anxiety is upon me

Aeoniums from my tiny succulent garden Nikkormat FT3 Nikkor-H 85mm 1.8 Portra 400