Yuta randomly decided this match needed to be on the MUTA scale

3D0 games when you make the wrong choice

Sorry y'all, I killed Jeeves

The calls are being made already

Great news from the king!

Incredible delivery from Tim.

I am the Info Warrior.

The "And and and and" part of the two Alex Jones impressions on the Infowars stream fucking kills me

Hell yeah, brother

God, crushing news. Best we can do is give her respect and her flowers while she can still smell them.

Every single right wing media personality gained most of their attention, traffic and money from leftists who clipped their content for laughs.

This cat sick as can be and still whipping his tail and getting into boxes and shit. Every day is @unicouniuni3.bsky.social's flu game youtu.be/T95Kj-Vqi4c?...

Meng comes out in a kimono in case you wonder if this match will kick ass or not.

My new political platform is that if you're too ashamed to tell a real person your Taco Bell order, you probably shouldn't get it. This is also my only health program.

It's genuinely near impossible to do a big guy/little guy as a double babyface match and the crowd not turn on a guy and yet Darby v Brody fucking did it. Great main. 🤼

this single minute vignette ruled, gang 🤼

Have really struggled to come up with the words to convey how much my pal Kyle meant to me and I'm struggling. We spoke every single day via Discord about sports, life, whatever. I'm so glad I got to meet up with him in San Diego last fall. Today will be better than yesterday. Love you, bud.

Oh no, not WHITEFACE!?

Had a vivid dream that felt very real where I time traveled back one day and idk, was amazed I had like $40 more than I had when I went to sleep. Time travel ain't like life changing.

People say stuff like "one of his rare misses" about Ebert, but this elides what was interesting about Ebert. He had all kinds of bad opinions and reviews you might disagree with! Ebert wasn't cool because he was "right" Ebert was cool because he was thoughtful about entertainment and life!

Spike TV was a necessary outlet to keep a lot of bad ideas quarantined and now they’re all spreading everywhere

Dewey Defeats Truman for 16 bit gamers

I have tried watching Game of Thrones and its spinoffs several times and it just tells me that I probably don't like high fantasy on TV and have a tough time with it in the movies

When I get to my phone charger at 1% battery:

why what happened abcnews.com/Business/us-...

Many incels would say “why would I want to see a movie about my life?”

Rue Bennett when she sees a woman under the age of 40:

I have to give her credit, I couldn't have made up something this stupid if I tried

maybe we don't have to reboot the whole series but we should absolutely do one two-hour episode of Pros vs. Joes every summer just to humble some loudmouths

If you pick B, you're like the writer I knew in college who would insist that he could by himself score eight points on the LeBron/Wade/Bosh Heat. He's a great writer.

It's going to be fucking wild when The Catch is that this is just two hot people in love

They literally mocked innocents killed by ICE and slandered them before their bodies were cold but hey their poor feelings about partisan rhetoric

Really irritated that once again I feel like I have to support Jimmy Kimmel because I both enjoy the late night format and feel like being a whiny bitch and demanding a firing every time you get an (not even really) off-color joke said about you shouldn't be enabled behavior.

Had an unfortunate realization that 2000 Christian Bale and Euphoria era Jacob Elordi are the same picture and now must go recover from the weird ass Equilibrium-alike I have cursed us to in the next 12 months

Lol Trump getting mad and demanding termination about a Jimmy Kimmel joke that would've gotten rejected by the Not Necessarily The News writing team as too nice to the Trump family. Good god we are in stupid times.

Oh that Steam Machine is gonna be $1,000.

Gotta tell ya, January Jones still easily in the top end of famous people on Instagram.

indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents

Hersephone? Orsephone? Brawlophone? Dom DiMello Presents The Girls?

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

well i was self isolating at home with my (innoculated) pod. while she was at the massive public nazi event with a bunch of anti-vaxxers. so its kind of confusing that im the one who needs reminding that vulnerable people exist. actually it almost seems like im normal and she's psycho??

already exhausted by people referring to this as an assassination attempt. he was never in the room with him! no one made an attempt on his life at all! and no matter what evidence comes out, they’re gonna treat it like an attempt forever.

The song (you know, THE SONG) plays over the New Line logo. They fucking knew what you wanted immediately.

One thing of many to enjoy about MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) is that we are on the boat to the tournament within like 15 minutes

The major networks have now aired more about this shooting with no known victims than every mass shooting that has already taken place this year.

it's ok, rest assured, no matter what really went down tonight, things will continue getting dumber, more violent, and more evil in america exponentially for the foreseeable future 😌

You're joking about this shooting? The Napa Boys of the 2026 release The Napa Boys saved the lives of 2,000 journalists at the White House Correspondents Dinner by fitting them all into their Wine Wagon and you're joking right now?

"This is Anthony Davis and I love prankin' people. Join me as we prank some of the biggest names in the sports world. TBS, what are you thinkin'!?"