cranny boy has invaded !!! thanks again @crannyboy.bsky.social hanging the paintings in my house asap

cranny boy has invaded !!! thanks again @crannyboy.bsky.social hanging the paintings in my house asap

Money's not important, career's not important, committing to the bit is important

23?

Ur mr gay: the movie

He/him lesbians be like

baja blast isn’t even good man

bigleaf maple lighting up the forest with some color

okay they're definitely just fucking with me

15 million children(~20%) rely on snap to eat in the united states. 15 million children instantly thrust into food insecurity, stress, and trauma, bc the feds cant fucking get over themselves and actually govern cant feed their country cant pay their employees abt to not be able to pay the military

ICE is absolutely swarming Portland public schools today ☹️

15 million children(~20%) rely on snap to eat in the united states. 15 million children instantly thrust into food insecurity, stress, and trauma, bc the feds cant fucking get over themselves and actually govern cant feed their country cant pay their employees abt to not be able to pay the military

lol dick cheney is in hell

Phoenix and River, sweetest ladies

food weapons, now that they are legal: frozen or cold chocolate covered malted milk balls launched with a wrist rocket popeyes biscuit launcher (think skeet style trap launcher)(no, the actual meaning of skeet, before bluesky times) frozen side of beef, launched with cowapult raw kale

celebrate It's Legal To Throw Sandwiches Day in whatever manner seems most appropriate

since others have done this here are some <1000 follower accounts who deserve ur love & affection right away

this govt trying to starve a well armed populace during their fascist takeover sure is something and yeah we have guns,,,,but they are terrified we'll remember fire

I imagine if I were watching one of the year's largest Supreme Court cases and I just saw John Mulaney sitting in the back, I'd start questioning my sanity.

periodic reminder to click Bluesky Moderation Service under "Advanced" in "moderation labels" and set all these to Off if you're an adult and can handle jokes. you are missing all the really funny posts on here

Sorry I'm late, I have problems

Just made this quickly to finish up the harvest shit

Anyone want to hire me I have a BA from a prestigious college does that count for anything

lol dick cheney is in hell

grant us eyes

Come on come on

Trying to curb carbon emissions is woke shit, this is gonna backfire

Puff .

i won the cran contest yall !!! 🎉

i won the cran contest yall !!! 🎉

Congrats to @tallwolf.bsky.social for winning my contest!!

this govt trying to starve a well armed populace during their fascist takeover sure is something and yeah we have guns,,,,but they are terrified we'll remember fire

chop chop brooke rollins...rollins her head right off the people responsible for us being hungry have home addresses and houses are famously flammable

chop chop brooke rollins...rollins her head right off the people responsible for us being hungry have home addresses and houses are famously flammable

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse. I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

Wait, they fucking Bombed Harvard Medical School!?

If you have lost SNAP benefits and live in Columbus, Ohio. Please come to the Worthington Farmer's Market on Saturday morning and visit the market management stand. We have a program to help

K.K. Slider cover of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Farmer Cran's last words before he left were some bizarre ancient chant

Point worth reiterating: “ICE officials have told us that an apparent biometric match by Mobile Fortify is a ‘definitive’ determination of a person’s status and that an ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien."

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@crannyboy.bsky.social daikon radish stolen fresh from the farmers garden to go with my pumpkin 👀

look at my mans hair !!! so excited

may cranny idol protect you this halloween and bring only good spirits to your light 🎃

look at my mans hair !!! so excited

may cranny idol protect you this halloween and bring only good spirits to your light 🎃

me and @animalstressdreams.bsky.social (mostly her tbh) made this shrine for @crannyboy.bsky.social's Haunted Harvest crantest. Thanks of you

@crannyboy.bsky.social happy crannyween from me and @grumblegutz.bsky.social

@crannyboy.bsky.social may this unholy alter please you

This year we're cutting things for the season