Dude isn’t even Gen Z. He has no excuse to wear pants that bad.

When you say you had your guts rearranged as a euphemism for sex, you’re stealing valor from people who have had abdominal surgery

Gotta clean the entire apartment because mom is visiting and meeting girlfriend.

It’s awesome that real space travel hasn’t involved as many horrifying deaths as happened in the show

Ate the worst chicken Caesar wrap of my life today. In lieu of flowers, please take me to Sheetz

When you say you had your guts rearranged as a euphemism for sex, you’re stealing valor from people who have had abdominal surgery

Cosmic Cookie Monster

Dude isn’t even Gen Z. He has no excuse to wear pants that bad.

These are just creepy side characters from Always Sunny

The founding fathers were stupid to make the impeachment process take so long. It should be like a week tops and then exile to some island in the Atlantic

I just realized Mandalorian and Grogu falls into this category

There needs to be a slate of films on one of the streamers called "Not 30 Rock Jokes."

If you’re wondering how long the Panama Canal took to build, it was about 18 years in total.

Ghostbusters is not a good movie and neither is ET.

Putting up some poop shelves in the workshop

Toxic Misato Katsuragi can still happen if people want it bad enough

Keep up the good work, folks

They make dang cheez-it pizza now. Anything is possible.

Naruto

Squirrel Hill Eatn Park (RIP)

Bullywug swamp guardian

It was pretty good. Pepperoni could be spicier

Bullywug swamp guardian

Trying a new frozen pizza. It was on sale

This toad just received some shocking upsetting news

Dictatorship of the Peepletariat

For fans of weird little guy detectives, Poirot is on Hulu

It’s really sad that someone who works at a bookstore wants to be book cop to protect kids from heaving bosoms or whatever

Were they intending to make Michael Jackson look uncanny valley in the biopic or ?

Music purchases influenced by goobers who play video games on the internet was not a development I was expecting in life

TWO DOLLARS??? FOR BEER??? Minnesota truly must be a paradise

Oh god I’m meeting her family tomorrow… at Olive Garden

New product idea: Dude Food

Black Star

it was replaced with the D&D episode, which was also bad

Sex Chess

New product idea: Dude Food

Sex Chess

Weird how Pete aligns with one of the countries the US practically did bomb back to the Stone Age

Dissociating in the Barnes and noble bathroom because the wallpaper has really thin vertical stripes and it’s like those liminal spaces or something

Why do astronauts need to check work email anyway? They’re going to the dang Moon

They’re going to merk all of SEAL team six with radiation poisoning

Vote for President Hair or she will throw the biggest tantrum

NONONONO ITS KINK DISCOURSE

Thor: Love and Blunder