Casey
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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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This is my worst post of 2025. I look forward to making even worse bad posts in 2026.
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29 days ago
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I can’t go to bed. My hair looks really good
about 9 hours ago
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Okay I kinda dig it
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about 11 hours ago
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Tug Kimberly? I barely know her!
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about 13 hours ago
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Johnson
about 14 hours ago
The hero we needed
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Snoomsday aftermath report. East End streets are more plowed. A car rear-ended a bus on 5th Ave. Parking garages are also bonkers.
about 15 hours ago
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Kevin Church
about 19 hours ago
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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We would already have that money if UPMC paid taxes
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about 17 hours ago
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Anil Dash
about 17 hours ago
If you are a person who works in social media, and your job requires you to manage an account on Twitter/X, please ask your boss, in writing, to verify that you are required as a responsibility of your position to be on a platform that knowingly creates and monetizes child sexual abuse material …
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Eating the rich is a complete protein
about 17 hours ago
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New Year, New Raccoon
about 20 hours ago
nature is healing
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PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
1 day ago
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Anybody else watching The Beauty? It’s real gross
1 day ago
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PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
1 day ago
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Fat Apollo, baby!
2 days ago
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A succubus who only does handjobs
2 days ago
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Mr musk please send flamethrowers to Pittsburgh so we can melt all the snow on our streets
2 days ago
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A succubus who only does handjobs
2 days ago
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A winter storm is the only time Pittsburgh follows the speed limit
3 days ago
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Daniel Suitor
4 days ago
is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
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Snoomsday mac & cheese time
5 days ago
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Snow done yet?
5 days ago
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Loosely inspired by the Irish
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5 days ago
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I’m standing at the intersection and yelling “go home” at all passing cars
5 days ago
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Snoomsday report Lotsa snow so far.
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5 days ago
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Dudes with snowblowers will just stop dead at the end of their portion of the sidewalk
5 days ago
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Why does Hollywood keep insisting on chris Pratt ? Guardians was sufficient
5 days ago
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I’m so tired of all this
6 days ago
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Withdrawing my support
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7 days ago
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I shouldn’t say anything about the snow, lest the gods punish me
7 days ago
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News editors dusting of their snowstorm vocabulary: Snowmageddon ✅ Snowpocalypse ✅ Snoomsday ✅
8 days ago
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News editors dusting of their snowstorm vocabulary: Snowmageddon ✅ Snowpocalypse ✅ Snoomsday ✅
8 days ago
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Nothing but respect for the real Davos (a.k.a. The Most Reasonable Man in Westeros)
9 days ago
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youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...
This looks fun despite the Chris Hemsworth clone, Jared Leto, and generic hero origin story. Wait, never mind.
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Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
https://youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?si=BRf1c1CQsvbkWMyI
8 days ago
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Much like Judas, David Cross should not be viewed as a villain, rather a vital part of God’s plan.
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8 days ago
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Grand Unified Theory of Kingdom Hearts Cosmology
9 days ago
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The Grack
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9 days ago
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Boycott this weather
9 days ago
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Nothing but respect for the real Davos (a.k.a. The Most Reasonable Man in Westeros)
9 days ago
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What if a sci-fi character had a good relationship with their parents? Nah
10 days ago
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There is no way the space marines can actually move in all that armor
10 days ago
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Star Trek aliens are like what if a guy had weird eyebrows
10 days ago
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Colin Hamilton
11 days ago
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Not sure why I decided to build a Lego thing with a lot of green (my nemesis)
12 days ago
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Is Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of El Generalismo problematic? The episode with Carrie Fisher makes me too sad to watch it.
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13 days ago
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Thoughts while watching 30 Rock: Cellphones were all so different back then and I kinda miss that. Eleanor Roosevelt’s maiden name was Roosevelt.
13 days ago
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My own opinion: they should have made it a full-blown space heist movie without the idealistic/hero stuff
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13 days ago
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The sandwich dimension is my dang mouth, babyyyy
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13 days ago
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
13 days ago
I'm not a rebel it turns out. I'm just on drugs and making a scene.
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rabidya
13 days ago
block immediately
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