Casey
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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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A mighty steed.
9 days ago
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Bigfoot samurai
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LETS PROOF SOME ARTICLES I LOVE PROOFREADING
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The Rapture
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Whoo! Alright - Yeah... Uh Huh.
YouTube video by The Rapture - Topic
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3 days ago
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Bigfoot strip club
2 days ago
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Do you think RFK even skimmed this?
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2 days ago
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Bigfoot orgy
3 days ago
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The Rapture
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3 days ago
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What Star Wars really needed: a baby who kills.
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3 days ago
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What madness drives a person to think like this
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3 days ago
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Bigfoot Lawfirm
3 days ago
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I’m staying positive and having reasonable expectations for this thing
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3 days ago
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Just so we’re clear, September is perhaps the greatest pop song of all time
4 days ago
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Omg yes yes yes yes yes
4 days ago
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Who Put You On The Planet? (1080p HD)
YouTube video by mr. bruh
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Superdoxies: Dewey & Rocky
4 days ago
Today's
#goodnews
comes from Pittsburgh. Paws Across Pittsburgh installed a microchip scanner outside their rescue so people can scan lost pets any time of day. Reuniting lost pets with their families fast is wonderful cuz we know our mom and dad would be sick with worry if we ever got lost.
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Pittsburgh-area animal rescue installs 24/7 microchip scanner
An animal rescue in Tarentum has installed a 24/7 microchip scanner, making it easier to help lost pets be reunited with their owners.
https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/paws-across-pittsburgh-microchip-scanner/
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Uh oh I’m having I D E A S for Lego builds
4 days ago
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Who Put You On The Planet? (1080p HD)
YouTube video by mr. bruh
https://youtu.be/1MseihUHOnk?si=hlZk5txTSUqBBNU3
4 days ago
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The Masons went all out for Myrna
5 days ago
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Give me the goo
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5 days ago
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A hot dog is a type of salad
5 days ago
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My ad algorithm refuses to accept I’m not a Spanish-speaking homemaker
5 days ago
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Ban narrow fonts 2026
6 days ago
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Bigfoot Haircut
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5 days ago
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creepy meat problems
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5 days ago
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The butt is a waiting room for poos
5 days ago
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DVD, the one true physical media
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6 days ago
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Evangelion Screenshots
6 days ago
Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
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Old people telling stories is the best thing
6 days ago
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So now the thing that seemed to be one of the better use cases for AI (translation) is bunk too. Lmao.
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6 days ago
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Ban narrow fonts 2026
6 days ago
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In a show with most of the characters being robots with child emotions, Kirsh became the most interesting robot despite having no (very little?) emotions.
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6 days ago
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You want me to *read* things???
6 days ago
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Do I have to sacrifice a goat to a disgruntled god to get some sweater weather
6 days ago
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Do I have to sacrifice a goat to a disgruntled god to get some sweater weather
6 days ago
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Does the marine corps require recruits to shave off their eyebrows now too?
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7 days ago
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Roman Polanski and Harvey Weinstein tripping over each other to be that next Hollywood endorsement
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7 days ago
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Is it supposed to be satirical? Impossible to tell anymore
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7 days ago
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Some guy drove a car into the gate of the FBI office in Pittsburgh and threw a flag at the fence. Like, what was your plan, bro?
7 days ago
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A mighty steed.
9 days ago
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Last week would have been a gotcha day for Rook, had he not departed for the Big Cat Tree in the Sky. Pets are such good little guys.
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8 days ago
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Piss eggs: eggs filled with piss
11 days ago
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Getting that vax headache, babyyy
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8 days ago
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Jeremy C. Shipp
9 days ago
It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.
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🎃Witch House Enjoyer 🎃
8 days ago
Repost this and Pepper the Magic Wish Granting Cat will listen to your wishes and grant them while you dream.
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Interstellar (2014)
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8 days ago
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Jerry Chen
8 days ago
you fools, they're using the world food triangles to split up bluesky into eight networks!!
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Hitting that 30 minute post vaccine period of feeling just a little funny
9 days ago
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Knife Bird, the bird that can use a knife
9 days ago
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A mighty steed.
9 days ago
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Besides Autobots and Decepticons, there’s a secret third kind of transformers—the Bonertrons.
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