Casey
@captlaserpants.bsky.social
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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.
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Bullywug swamp guardian
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Dude isn’t even Gen Z. He has no excuse to wear pants that bad.
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1 day ago
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When you say you had your guts rearranged as a euphemism for sex, you’re stealing valor from people who have had abdominal surgery
1 day ago
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Gotta clean the entire apartment because mom is visiting and meeting girlfriend.
about 11 hours ago
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It’s awesome that real space travel hasn’t involved as many horrifying deaths as happened in the show
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about 22 hours ago
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Ate the worst chicken Caesar wrap of my life today. In lieu of flowers, please take me to Sheetz
about 22 hours ago
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When you say you had your guts rearranged as a euphemism for sex, you’re stealing valor from people who have had abdominal surgery
1 day ago
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Cosmic Cookie Monster
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1 day ago
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Dude isn’t even Gen Z. He has no excuse to wear pants that bad.
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1 day ago
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These are just creepy side characters from Always Sunny
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1 day ago
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The founding fathers were stupid to make the impeachment process take so long. It should be like a week tops and then exile to some island in the Atlantic
1 day ago
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I just realized Mandalorian and Grogu falls into this category
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1 day ago
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Jessica Ritchey
1 day ago
There needs to be a slate of films on one of the streamers called "Not 30 Rock Jokes."
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If you’re wondering how long the Panama Canal took to build, it was about 18 years in total.
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1 day ago
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Ghostbusters is not a good movie and neither is ET.
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2 days ago
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Putting up some poop shelves in the workshop
2 days ago
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disc horse bot
2 days ago
Toxic Misato Katsuragi can still happen if people want it bad enough
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Keep up the good work, folks
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2 days ago
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They make dang cheez-it pizza now. Anything is possible.
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2 days ago
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Naruto
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2 days ago
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Squirrel Hill Eatn Park (RIP)
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3 days ago
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Bullywug swamp guardian
4 days ago
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It was pretty good. Pepperoni could be spicier
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4 days ago
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Bullywug swamp guardian
4 days ago
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Trying a new frozen pizza. It was on sale
4 days ago
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This toad just received some shocking upsetting news
5 days ago
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Dictatorship of the Peepletariat
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6 days ago
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For fans of weird little guy detectives, Poirot is on Hulu
6 days ago
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It’s really sad that someone who works at a bookstore wants to be book cop to protect kids from heaving bosoms or whatever
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6 days ago
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Were they intending to make Michael Jackson look uncanny valley in the biopic or ?
7 days ago
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Music purchases influenced by goobers who play video games on the internet was not a development I was expecting in life
7 days ago
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Make it a Quote
7 days ago
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TWO DOLLARS??? FOR BEER??? Minnesota truly must be a paradise
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8 days ago
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Oh god I’m meeting her family tomorrow… at Olive Garden
8 days ago
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New product idea: Dude Food
8 days ago
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Black Star
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8 days ago
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it was replaced with the D&D episode, which was also bad
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8 days ago
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Sex Chess
9 days ago
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New product idea: Dude Food
8 days ago
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Sex Chess
9 days ago
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Weird how Pete aligns with one of the countries the US practically did bomb back to the Stone Age
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9 days ago
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Dissociating in the Barnes and noble bathroom because the wallpaper has really thin vertical stripes and it’s like those liminal spaces or something
9 days ago
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Foxes In Love
about 2 months ago
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DeWallet Inspector
10 days ago
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Why do astronauts need to check work email anyway? They’re going to the dang Moon
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9 days ago
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no thoughts just pokemon otter
10 days ago
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They’re going to merk all of SEAL team six with radiation poisoning
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10 days ago
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Vote for President Hair or she will throw the biggest tantrum
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11 days ago
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NONONONO ITS KINK DISCOURSE
11 days ago
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Thor: Love and Blunder
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11 days ago
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