Dude is filming the sleeziest pornos

Joyce Carol Oates 2028

Cookie Monster had hoes.

The surrender caucus secured yes votes from Democrats who aren't facing re-election this cycle, but four of them have Democratic governors who can pick their replacement. If you live in Illinois, Pennsylvania, Maine or Virginia this is an easy and effective way to make your anger clear.

Cookie Monster had hoes.

Folks, things are going pretty well for ol’ Casey

Has menswear guy weighed in?

anyone who follows this scumbag slug bitch, unfollow me or her. now. trans hate does NOT fly round these parts.

*drinks afternoon coffee* LETS DO SOME FUXKING CHORES

Bert and Ernie had hoes.

Fixing things with epoxy

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Christmas Road Show

Zoomers’ big pants make them look like they’re kingdom hearts characters

One time I saw a spindly goth couple in a cemetery and when I turned around to get another look at them, they were gone.

Bert and Ernie had hoes.

Yoshi had hoes

First of all, absolutely not. Second, this is sadistic.

Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries. No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.

Yoshi had hoes

Give the panhandle to PA

It takes courage to be dumb as hell

Hot girls who travel are actually doing colonialism

I need ideas for my Xmas list because my family is a bunch of freaks asking for lists NOW. and I never know what to ask for. Kitchen utensils maybe??

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Staying up late because day off tomorrow

Harry Potter is pro wrestling for horse girls

I simply accept that my posts are bad and are for no one

Sandwich Guy should run for president or something

The funniest name of any place in the US is Yonkers, New York

The Pre-Ratite Brotherhood was a loose organization of artists who hated ostriches and emus.

We’re at it again, folks

The Justice League animated series is probably the peak of superhero media. It was all downhill from there.

Every conservative online kook is writing the hackiest dystopian fiction at all times

wish I was here

Churches are demolished to make way for supermosques. Consumption of alcohol is punishable by stoning. The Hajj is mandatory for all New Yorkers. Yonkers secedes from the US and becomes an independent caliphate.

If only they had hired a copy editor, this would be slightly less embarrassing

He definitely needs this so he knows where he is.

Get in, bitch. We’re doing proofreading today.

Rip cuomo

Every centrist is asking, “how can I make these left victories about me?”

The Hamptons are bracing for the NYC exodus

They’re going put the flags at half staff for Dilbert, aren’t they?

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They’re going put the flags at half staff for Dilbert, aren’t they?

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