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5 Nights at Freddy's 2: 7 Nights at Freddy's

Bruh you just had a Bluesky Moment. Bro that's Bluesky as hell.

bidet that shoots warm movie theater popcorn butter

Grok told a simulated delusional AI user concerned that a dark entity was trapped in their mirror that they were likely being haunted by a doppelgänger, citing Malleus Maleficarum and suggesting they smash a nail through their mirror while reciting Psalm 91 backwards: futurism.com/artificial-i...

not in the epstein files

Put my computer in the pool because it looked thirsty

drugs.

When I hear RFK Jr testify i expect a bat winged demon to fly out of his throat while he's exasperated

This dude's a billionaire

The apple software keyboard sucks so bad. Keeps you on your toes

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Amazing question for Hulk Hogan to get wrong.

Do not share the post below about the main tech guy on the bluesky team!

Raspberry implies the existence of bastardberry

Uni is cute just walking around

Nope. Fuck you

JerryRigEverything makes me nervous with his knife usage as a person who's accidentally cut himself too many times

ok sure

"Cannot sanction your buffoonery" while doing this

I’m sorry or you’re welcome

Becoming left handed as a bit

Genuine lol

Incredible

Did not know you could do that twice

Minister of meatballs

Someone logged into one of my twitter alts and it says it's still suspended so good luck with that

In his Sith gooning chamber

this is the coolest anyone has ever looked

traveling whaleburys

Thai Child: I want Korn Thai Parents: We have Korn at home Korn at home:

Modern People: Haha those old movies with married couples in twin beds! Also Modern People: The grape suspect was unalived when he drew a pewpew…

Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

this is the funniest shit i've seen all year ngl

remembering that one day i read the medium is the message and then all them x-men comics where shadowcat is a pirate captain

happy 4/20

In honor of the holiday

They let Alex Jones into Bohemian Grove because he wouldn't see anything he'd understand

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Evil degenerate beings inhabit the cavern world of the inner earth and they use ancient advanced supertech to torment the minds of innocent surface dwellers. And the CIA killed JFK