One of the wars Trump ended was the cola wars 🫡

I do scroll the internet to point out the obvious. Someone must.

Sorry. It's babu frik or nothing now

Confusing soup feelings for coffee feelings

finally!

This should have been the series finale of The Simpsons youtu.be/6i2l-LQ-dXI?...

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting. Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE

When is Gavin Newsom going to have Nick Fuentes on his podcast

Actually it's blasphemous to say god must have spent a little more time on anyone

Morrissey is my most problematic fave because he's not dead yet

Democrats in back rooms focus group testing the concept of fighting evil

The streaming ads when you pause should count towards the interstitial streaming ads

We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID

Live crow lands on RFK Jr. and starts eating his eyes: It's OK. He does this

Democrats spend a lot of time telling everyone which voters they don't want. Seems counterproductive but I don't know math.

can't even share a picture of an adorable shelter puppy without some scolding cunt jumping in throwing they piss on everyone

CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE TROLLEY, DING DING DING- Oh! Well, hello there… My name is Martin Prince, and I’d like to be your Democratic nominee for

Blurring the Apple logo on a laptop in a TV show is so funny. Hmmm. Who else makes those silver aluminum computers?

been alive for 40 years still burning my tastebuds off eating soup 🥺😭😭

Artichokes are like peeling apart a baseball to get a grape

Terminator 2 trailer level blunder

music.apple.com/us/album/el-... I don't like that I discovered this. It's not good

I'm having AA problems. Not wanting to drink but people in AA. I don't even know what to say about it here. Lots of people online will shame you for not making their preferred moral decision without regard for how difficult it is

This was definitely worth starving 25 fish for

Dead Kennedys made like three records about it

Technically true since it's not over

What's the political position newsom holds that separates him political from shapiro? Because they certainly didn't find any in this whole 2-hour mutual hand job

It's awesome when the argument is all in qrts. Immediately like "I'm not interested in this."

Halle Berry could give Trump her Razzie award, that'd be fun

I've trapped Greg Bovino in the Phantom Zone. That's what I call my sock drawer

You’re goddamn right they should.

State college shouldn't be cost prohibitive Private college is also bullshit. Ivies are tautologically good because they're Ivies and Ivies are good

Got any more brain busters

Who's that man?

I wish a very Polar Bear Liver on all Greenland Invaders

Pretty fucked up I have numbness in my legs but I can feel pain just fine

Spending Saturday like "glad I know what a seam ripper is. Made my life easier. Thanks mom."

Jon Bois should get royalties from all the people who copy his style

This is all crazy but I just want to once again reiterate what a tragedy expanded character limits have been to enjoying Trump posts on a purely technical level. You used to get gold like “I’ll still keep drinking that garbage” and now it’s like damn this old man won’t shut up

Oh for Christ’s sake

"Internet leftists are why we lost and I hope they never vote for me"

logging off

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Decided to take a mental break tonight and watch some movie I’ve never seen before and didn’t know much about. I chose: THE MIST (2007). Hahahaha. Ha. Oh god.