acabdriver
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This is what winning looks like.
29 days ago
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Fill Colons
about 5 hours ago
Terminator: Post Money Society 🤖 your fanny pack, give it to me 😎🎒 sure and have my sunglasses 👓🤖🎒 thanks, I know it was a crazy ask 😀 hope you find that child 👍🤖🎒 I can't believe how anxious I was to ask something of a stranger
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How many other fiddle contests did the devil win before Johnny?
about 6 hours ago
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nightylamp
about 7 hours ago
THIS FUCKER STOLE 30 OF *MY* LIKES
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Markwayne Gacy
about 7 hours ago
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done-with-winter phoenix.
about 7 hours ago
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disc horse bot
about 13 hours ago
I will never vote for Kamala Harris.
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The president can't possibly have the energy to start all the shit he's starting
about 7 hours ago
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Lea Leander
about 9 hours ago
The Times does the passive headline with so many stories. Sheehy wasn't helping. His "help" wasn't needed. The veteran wasn't protesting. He was expressing his opinion.
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Get Equipped With
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Will Stancil going door to door to get mad at individual voters
about 8 hours ago
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Lord Piss
about 8 hours ago
the only possible answer to trump is anti war
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Hunky Kong
about 9 hours ago
deinocheirus is hittin the "hear me out" pose
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In my old age I've developed a pet peeve for genre fiction characters saying they're tracking an energy signature. Oh yeah? Just now? Do you study skyscraper tall men frequently?
about 8 hours ago
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Dressing like the matrix. All dirty and shit. This is the real world
about 8 hours ago
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alygory
about 9 hours ago
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celine dionysus / FISHER THING on bandcamp
about 13 hours ago
mudvayne mullin
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I made fun of the existence of a wagyu hamburger so my brother ordered one. We don't know who ended up with the wagyu burger
about 10 hours ago
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coors light beer wolf
about 12 hours ago
alright one more
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Lloyd’s Soil
about 12 hours ago
Do you like posts that say stuff like “Heres what we can do to steve off disaster” or do you like posts that say stuff like “The way these heights wuthering got me feelin like white heathcliff”
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mayonnaise boy
about 14 hours ago
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scotian
over 2 years ago
oh baby
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disc horse bot
1 day ago
I will never vote for Will Stancil.
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Recommending various things not on their merits but my decades old memory of their merits
about 13 hours ago
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Told my AA sponsor I have to put him in a safe space when I talk to him. It's true. I'm not accidentally starting shit even if he's never heard someone call it that
about 14 hours ago
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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️⚧️
about 14 hours ago
Bluesky management hates their userbase so fucking much.
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Alejandra Caraballo
about 15 hours ago
Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings. Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.
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Chat Pile
about 14 hours ago
Our messaging about Oklahoma is thankfully starting to take hold in the greater consciousness of the world
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Dan O’Sullivan
about 14 hours ago
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
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Made meatloaf out of laziness and it's all I'm asked for now
about 14 hours ago
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It's a hostile act towards society to make your child's name a fusion of two names. You know how annoying Ohio State alumni are? You've done that to your child
about 15 hours ago
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Changing my name to just Warrior because it would piss off a dead wrestler
about 15 hours ago
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Alex Blechman
about 15 hours ago
Noem is stepping down to spend more time shooting her dogs
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The hat is part of my sister in laws citizenship present
about 16 hours ago
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christina
about 18 hours ago
I was obsessed with the show wife swap in middle school and applied my family to be on it and they ended up calling my dad to talk about casting us and I was grounded for 2 months
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Oh he still thinks he's doing his game show
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about 16 hours ago
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I let her in so she got a treat for going out so she came back out to bury the treat
about 17 hours ago
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There might be a small scoop of ice cream somewhere in the vicinity of my bed. I looked everywhere and never found it
about 17 hours ago
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about 18 hours ago
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train. BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing? BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
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And the phone wasn't a computer. It was even attached to the wall
about 17 hours ago
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Fill Colons
1 day ago
We're outta missiles sir!!! Stand down, Brown Riders. I got this. *President Trump flies the Diarrhea Jet straight into the command bridge of an Iranian battleship*
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Mambo island of stability number
1 day ago
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Attack and dethrone the rock and roll hall of fame
1 day ago
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ChiliDishGambino
1 day ago
Nancy Mace looks like one of the adults from Rugrats
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Government goons out gooning in my community performing acts of pointless goonerism
1 day ago
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Pens are tools and they all have a use except the garbage one
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1 day ago
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Questionable intelligence portion. Have not yet stabbed myself
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1 day ago
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Cover better than the original
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Fiona Apple - Across the Universe (Official HD Video)
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1 day ago
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Nothing interesting happened but I hope I don't have an accident after filming masked law enforcement
1 day ago
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The library will give you digital magazines
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Wounded warrior
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