Exhibit 3 Fuckin Million for why I’m all in for Haiti. 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹

THOMASINE & BUSHROD (Parks Jr., 1974)

Hey, once you’re done checking that the barn is indeed empty, could you go ahead and close the door?

We need to be watching and learning (and doing)

repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck

None of the "food math" engagement bait posts make any sense when you don't eat meat.

RSL’s main match camera has had two dead pixels for weeks now and it appears to have added a third plus a semi-failing fourth this week. #newsyoucanuse

My apologies to the Bolivian Primera, I was not aware of their club naming game.

how is there laundry AGAIN

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve3O... Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk live

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Do you wanna see a dead body? 🧵

you can't be talking like that, white John Candy.

no, I'm sorry Kei, this isn't allowed until you play a season for the Timbers.

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

You will never be a real warrior. You have no honor, you have no courage, you have no skill. You are a mere petaQ twisted by human values into a crude mockery of Kahless's perfection.

“Ah yes, the Hooman is back for another “romcom” with his feeeemale of choice”

*leaning into the account gimmick voice* The O Canada melody comes from The Magic Flute youtu.be/aY3Kg1CENUA?...

Why do I hate the paradise show even though I’m not watching it?

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

because i absolutely needed it, i spent too much time on putting this guy in wallpaper for desktop and phone. i suck at these things, so send suggestions, criticisms, or death threats as needed.

Carl Sagan was so goated when he was like, "the demon-haunted world is so sick dude, i can't wait for that day to come!"

What if Minions were 6ft tall and smoked weed

Gift Flower is a rare sativa made from crossing Dark Cherry and Pre-98 Tropicali. Its high THC and CBD levels will leave you feeling euphoric. This strain has a black beans flavor profile with surprising notes of salal berry.

it's kinda cute how long Bannon spends imagining the boot, the shiny boot, that jackboot, that rough... leathery... firm....

Happy Weed Day/Rest in Piss Hitler

this is fucking nuts:

stared at this for a bit too long wondering how "Smack My Bitch Up" created a sea change in technology.

Thing is, many people were trying to point out that the former is quite often an indicator for the latter!

[bjork voice] got a devil's haircut in my mind

Ok but hear me out: it should be.

Seconded

I think I found the worst cyber truck, right here in Portland. @niedermeyer.online

"It's not just weeks — you're experiencing decades!"

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

i need a Big Rubber Mallet of Damocles installed over my head for whenever i get ready to further an argument on a local subreddit.

male-pain-sound

In this vein, all Cascadia Cup matches should be at Starfire.

I have begun looking into the process and talking with community leaders about renaming Cesar Chavez blvd to Dolores Huerta blvd. Per city code, one of the first steps is a petition with 2500 signatures. Stay tuned for ways to be involved in this effort. 🫶🏾

YOU FUCKIN WHAT?!?!? www.cafonline.com/news/caf-app...

True heads never stopped calling it 39th Ave, time to restore it now!

that theft machine man was like "you should have to buy intelligence" and then that one with the egg shaped head was like "oh yeah, i will buy that actually bc i've never thought a thought in my life" and yet somehow i am the one who has to have 17 active projects and a full time job so i can live