Is brain

Not even 9am and I’ve already lost my will to work. New record! It’s usually 9:01am

Flankenstein the Yiddish Reanimator

Real gen xers know the heavy metals we ingested were in the vitamins and not the garden hoses

Plato’s Barbershop

One of my all time faves

Everybody’s posting football. I thought this was a nerd website

Hidden in a vault deep in Hollywood for 54 years is the godfather vs. predator cut.

If I’m depressed I just go about my day the best I can If tech bro is depressed he decides to destroy society

Indiana Jones and the Search for Dumb Shit

Put hay in their cage and they won’t eat it, but let them rip a hole in the bag on their own and they dig right in

“Toad,” asked Frog. “Don’t you like to be scared? Don’t you like to feel the shivers?” “I am not too sure,” said Toad.”

I love still lifes

This game is really difficult but also really fun

I suck at pinball but damn is it fun

I shrug off a lot of boomer bullshit but jokes about mental health fuckin infuriate me

I’m pickling your brain for fun

Someone took a creative writing class in high school

in all concept albums, part of the concept is: what if some of these songs were really boring?

Borp op

Yes please

Look at this “trains ran on time” asshole

Preppers goon to home alone it’s sick

Everyone needs a crafting bench/table for when the apocalypse comes. Also hide schematics in your toilet

Remember when the apocalypse hits you can find bullets in people’s toilets and sometimes food

clearly television has a lot to answer for in general but promoting the siege mentality of preppers was certainly not a good idea.

I watched two seasons of yellowjackets and I think that’s enough

It’s goth friday motherfuckers

Reminder that lego has a whole line for harry potter.

The world is a worse place since ziggy left the zeitgeist

You’d consider yourself lucky if a mail order package arrived in 4 - 6 weeks.

I’m a poor dancer but if my wife wants to dance I’m gonna dance

I can feel little pings of my identity pushing through the fog and it’s bittersweet because yay! But also I’ve been a shell for so long

I was so excited to be in the comic book store my kids got bored before I was even halfway through looking at everything.

Good morning, depression. You’re up early

Life has been beating my family down for a long time but I took time off work over break and for the first time in a year we went to a movie, an art museum and the comic book store. These little things help. Do some little things for you!

I’m the taster of potentially spoiled food in the family.

David Bowie why are you gone

You know what would really fix this whole state sponsored murder thing? A good ol’ fashioned SENATE HEARING

Say what you will about school lunches but my first taco was a school lunch taco in 2nd grade and that changed my life

Read bury my heart at wounded knee and see how the US pisses on international treaties

Punching dudes for not enjoying The simple things in life

Saying that the gov’t can’t do this thing or that thing because of laws or treaties or norms is a bit pointless at this juncture

Why wasn’t I born in a time where my name could be Uffaelgert or something

Chat Pile is like Helmet but scary

I like when SEC enforcement actions are against fraudulent companies with names like “Blessed God Crypto Dispensary for Men”

Black metal is healing

I guess you could say I’m depressed

Wow so fun I get to see what the SEC’s up to while life runs short

The productivity spoken of leans heavily on economic productivity and less on, say, painting more warhammer figures.