The problem with pervasive self loathing and guilt is that you can never see reality. You just hate yourself again and again

Thunderdome but strictly for assholes

Star wars was a fucked up place but at least the droids were sassy assholes

The only cybercrime I like is when one robot punches another robot

When I was a kid my parents had a lotr parody called bored of the rings and bilbo was named dildo. I knew the word was not kid friendly but didn’t know what it was so I went around calling other kids “dildo” until I called my brother a dildo in front of my mom.

When I was about 7 I made up a foolproof plan: I was going to call my older brother a jackass, and when he went running to our mom I would say “I was only calling him a donkey” and I would win. I went confidently to my brother and yelled “You’re an asshole!”

Look I grew up in the 80s and had a pretty good childhood but I’m not delusional. The 80s were awful

Anyone doing anything fun today? I’m putting shit into a storage unit so I’d like to hear some actual fun things. I mean, if you like going to storage units you can tell me, I dig what you dig

It’s the Halloween Month

This feller was mugging for the camera, scout’s honor!

Conservatives are only allowed to listen to doo wop or the bad kind of country music. They can’t listen to anything else.

Ever think about the purity of when a child thinks tape can fix anything?

Infinite Money Hack: Transcend all earthly desire

You dumb retvrn shitbags, gooning to fucking roman statues of ancient villains and murderers. Read a fucking book that wasn’t written by some white victorian asshole

“Center for the Creator Economy” Guess what fuckbags? How about prioritize paying artists fairly and generously and treat them as indispensable members of society.

Get ready for shit

Fuck you. to the ends of earth fuck you

Chimpman’s Pride™️ Intestinal Excellence

Chimpman’s Pride™️ Intestinal Excellence

Kill your ego motherfuckers

Tired of seasoning your own books before eating them?

I saw mick fleetwood in the elevator and he was wearing yeezys 😳

punk pickle punch penis

The man-babies are emerging from their sludge farms, a brood larger than any we’ve seen

Man Sized Men

He’s a 10 but all his peripherals need micro usb chargers

Just slap “patriot” onto your shit product and watch the dollars roll in

wtf is this frankenstein movie with the game of thrones guy

Wow alan rickman is the only thing robin hood (1991) has going for it

There’s a bizarre english show where these slimy trolls are devastated that their son wants to be dry skinned and he says he’s “dry curious”

Ever put on clean clothes?

Dropped my demon slaying dagger down a street grate 😤

You can do a lot of things with an enchanted artifact

Welcome to the Dumbshit Movies Channel

Do hospitals provide communication training? Cuz there are some dumb fucks here who could learn a thing or two about speaking with compassion

Old Noby

I think my allergy meds are messing with my mind

I like being a goof ass bitch

I’m losing it guys I think

Is that proper grammar? idgaf anyway you meat slabs

Everybody does not, in fact, love Raymond

Still surprised people still give a shit about anything

The kennedy curse has befallen us all

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid

Why are baby elephants the cutest animal ever

Everyone

I need david attenborough to follow me around, narrating my life

I’m down in the holler