Shocking a writer for The Economist is fine with X, The Everything App being a Nazi AI CSAM Machine but will cry and poop his pants for being called Stanky PigPoopBalls on BlueSky. Be less predictable, man

It sucks that the architects of our current hellscape are allowed to live to the ripe old age of 100 without facing any consequences. In a just world he would have been torn apart by dogs 40 years ago

My Algae. My Slime. My Goo.

Europeans: universal healthcare Americans: ranch dressing

Gotta nuke somethin’

Hell yeah I love basketball

Where are the raw materials to build 10 billion robots coming from? The energy to power them? Where do 10 billion robots sleep? Tech guys don’t even have to come up with realistic shit anymore. They just have to say “I will create a droid army you don’t have to pay” and get billions of dollars

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

Sorry but I’ll never stop hating this mf

UM WOW! CAN THESE PALS BE ANY CUTER!?

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It was weird the only commentary Rogan had for the match was “Boss!” And “It’s da Bat!”

I'm at a burlesque show called "Slut Trek." Trek Long Island is pretty great.

I feel Kalshi is something Quark would introduce to a peaceful pre-warp civilization that would completely destroy them

“Pet projects” could mean personal interests or literal pet projects, domesticating wild animals and eating them

Saw a man with an extremely powerful aura just riding his mobility scooter down the middle of the street and flipping the bird at the car behind him

Good Morning, Knife Day Morning

“Genuinely don’t understand what’s happening here.” Then shut the fuck up

Chuck Shcumer, hitlerite and genocide supporter, posed alongside Bezalel Smotrich, Israel’s finance minister who called himself a “fascist homophobe”, at Israel’s nazi rally in NYC. Fuck off, Chuck

Just saw Backrooms

Beginning to understand why The Death Cult of Meemaws and Peepaws were so into collecting doomsday food buckets. They will gladly gloat and munch on mashed potato powder as long as Israel gets to nuke Iran

All gave some, some gave all.

“Heh. These fools, these PLEBS, use social media to connect with others who share their values and niche interests? No, “social” media is all about engaging in pointless arguments with nihilistic Nazi pedophiles on a site that directly benefits the biggest Nazi pedophile of them all!”

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

*paying for my groceries by running a dagger across my arm and allowing my blood to fill a ceremonial urn held by a cloaked, goblin-like man* yes, JD, yes! These are my kitchen table issues

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

What’s with conservatives and tiny jackets

Convinced David Cronenberg’s Crash is the most Rhode Island film ever made because I have personally witnessed more car accidents in the 2 years I’ve lived in Providence than the entire rest of my life. Please leave me out of your fetish!

National Review freaks like Dr. Teeth here never have nasally screeds against $1.5 TRILLION for the pentagon or the $3 BILLION Trump has earned through scams as president. Her argument is absurd when you think about the billions of taxpayer money used to personally enrich the Epstein class vs

Look at his face! He has the mind of a child!

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor:

All the other welders I work with have gone, leaving me the last welder standing. My boss asked a laborer if he would like to be trained to weld by me and the laborer answered he’s looking to take the police exam. It’s now on me to train this guy so good he says ACAB and becomes a welder instead.

RIP Ted Turner

Impersonating his mother you say?

“Hey so the president is in the Epstein files and is credibly accused of CSA, how about we crowd him with little kids so he can give them nightmares about nuclear annihilation? Yeah this is genius”

Oh they got this all screwed up

Cover your blood of Christ when you see these guys coming

Muuuuuuh please don’t make fun of my special friend who is giving me the Mark Twain prize despite the fact I’m such a dork ass loser

Happy International Workers day, everyone!

Okay sure the ruling class have to feed their dogs but at certain point when do policies like this piss off even the most reverent cop lovers? Hearing no tax on the FIRST $100k when people are breaking their backs working two jobs to make a fraction of that? Get all the way fucked you goofy dipshit

Available for birthday parties, weddings, or the next false flag attack

What are we doing here man

RFK is a cruel, stupid, piece of shit who has consistently failed upward because of his name recognition and “pedigree”. He is too dumb to have any self awareness of that reality and genuinely thinks he’s superior to others

Not surprising the product of selective inbreeding with other New England mutants breathes like a brachycephalic pug