All the other welders I work with have gone, leaving me the last welder standing. My boss asked a laborer if he would like to be trained to weld by me and the laborer answered he’s looking to take the police exam. It’s now on me to train this guy so good he says ACAB and becomes a welder instead.

RIP Ted Turner

Impersonating his mother you say?

“Hey so the president is in the Epstein files and is credibly accused of CSA, how about we crowd him with little kids so he can give them nightmares about nuclear annihilation? Yeah this is genius”

Oh they got this all screwed up

Cover your blood of Christ when you see these guys coming

Muuuuuuh please don’t make fun of my special friend who is giving me the Mark Twain prize despite the fact I’m such a dork ass loser

Happy International Workers day, everyone!

Okay sure the ruling class have to feed their dogs but at certain point when do policies like this piss off even the most reverent cop lovers? Hearing no tax on the FIRST $100k when people are breaking their backs working two jobs to make a fraction of that? Get all the way fucked you goofy dipshit

Available for birthday parties, weddings, or the next false flag attack

What are we doing here man

RFK is a cruel, stupid, piece of shit who has consistently failed upward because of his name recognition and “pedigree”. He is too dumb to have any self awareness of that reality and genuinely thinks he’s superior to others

Not surprising the product of selective inbreeding with other New England mutants breathes like a brachycephalic pug

Thai Child: I want Korn Thai Parents: We have Korn at home Korn at home:

If you see this, post something Orange from your gallery

Picture of Jordan Peterson recovering in the hospital. Oh, please god, be okay

Thank you, Beekeeper

My coworker had never heard of the Appalachian Trail and I went to show him my pictures of me hiking the Georgia and North Carolina section only to realize, to my horror, I deleted my Facebook along with every AT picture and picture of me between 2001-2015

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

Work jams

Many such cases

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Safety is gay and communist so that’s why we have to rediscover rules that were written in blood years ago. Watch Daily Wire have a Twilight Zone movie level disaster on LadyBallers 2 (🤞) because of their incompetence

I’m so happy someone leaked the video LMFAO

One coworker telling me “you look like you like 5 Finger Death Punch” yesterday to another telling me “we all call you Dr. Evil because you’re always laughing while listening to podcasts” is giving me unprecedented psychic damage

So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.

I’m just glad my balls finally dropped

Toot in an elevator Stinkin it up while it’s goin down Toot in an elevator Prayin that it don’t make a sound

What’s your sign

9/11 for the Rustys and Eugenes

Jk shooters are spiritually Israeli

Democrats are so useless dude

Dan Bazinga

Half star reviews of my letterboxd top 4. I know film is subjective but these people are so wrong it can be proven in court. Science could prove these people have bad film opinions

Ah, it’s too hot today

Losing my mind (thinking about buying a pair of individual toe shoes)

I would have gone around the corner to a Burger King, plate it up real nice, then invite the entire staff to fart directly on top of it before bringing it out to the little shit

“He ordered MILK at a restaurant!”

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