“Can you imagine how hard it would be to violate human rights if we had due process and accountability?”

No spoilers for Eddington but I love the movie for how it captures the over-the-top irrational fear of what conservatives believe Antifa to be vs the “reality”

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

You definitely get the sense he was someone who was desperate to be part of the Nazi Pedophile Cabal that runs the United States but he was too annoying and they knew he couldn’t keep a secret. They eventually HAD to let him in and he immediately started Sieg Heiling on live tv and doxxed Trump

AI art is fascist so only makes sense the first AI slop movie is propaganda

Nuff said #fuckice #hellboy #comicart

My favorite part of MELANIA was when she said “It’s Melanin’ Time” and Melaned all over the place

Greg Bozingo in his new office

I remember explaining this concept to my boss after he was so jazzed up about “tariffs making steel cheaper”. He told me I was wrong. Flash forward a year and now he groans and rubs his face when I tell him we need to order more steel

You can take my oat milk from my cold, dead hands

Stephen Miller didn’t watch the episode and I’d guess with 100% certainty that he has never watched an episode of any Star Trek franchise. He’s shitting his pants over a single frame from an hour long episode that doesn’t include any white men. To Steven Miller I just have to ask:

Modern day conservatism is just cosplaying as a grandpa with surface level aesthetic shit that hasn’t been relevant to anyone in decades. This should be a room in a retirement home for dementia patients where they’re served apple juice in whisky glasses

Shows just how inept Bari Weiss is where she can’t even maintain an air of legitimacy while running the state run propaganda network. Nobody is falling for this shit and just makes the crimes of this administration all the more obvious

To any and all ICE agents, I have many reputable Havana Syndrome Devices for sale

Buddy, Officer Friendly is not real and you should take 5 minutes and bone up on reality. The police have a very long and unambiguous history of corruption, intimidation, and thousands of state sanctioned murders. Anyone who has had any experience with police can tell you this

Finally remembered the password I set for Facebook 5 years ago and deleted it. I feel free

What if Terminator but the Terminator robot was an unstoppable sex offender?

Stoked about the EMH returning for Starfleet Academy

Do you ever think about the fact Ron Howard made a feature length biopic about this piece of shit that was way too kind? Like the movie fucking sucked and ages like sour milk every day but it was still an attempt to sane wash this petty fascist

ICE agents are terrorists with Nazi gang tattoos. They have the unlimited support of the federal government and operate without consequence. We need a general strike in this country to hit them where it hurts

Pretty funny the only person to ever actually be cancelled for sharing a right wing opinion is a lib professor reposting a Charlie Kirk quote without comment

in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution

yall wanna still talk about how the dems would never support this?

#GVerse Venezuelans take to the streets in rejection and protest against U.S. military aggression.

Thoughts regarding today:

“I sure hate you did this thing I fundamentally agree with!” Trump gets away with this shit because the “opposition party” helps manufacture consent. Fuck off Debbie Dog Hair

America is the Great Satan

Honestly proof anyone can be a “political commentator” as long as they defend the violence of the ruling class. You can be as dumb and incurious as you want!

YES MADAM is further proof that few action directors hook up their actors like Corey Yuen! The finale is an absolute all-timer punctuated by hard hitting stunts and brilliant choreography!

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Knife juggling in the snow to welcome the new year

The rumors of his bad health are false. Trump is the first American Living Buddha or Sokushinbutsu where monks enter the mummification process while still alive. Decades of ingesting highly processed non foods (mokujiki) has saved his body from decay thus achieving true enlightenment

It’s time.

The ending of Brokeback Mountain where instead of Jake Gyllenhaal’s jacket inside Heath Ledger’s, Trump just mukbangs Bill Clinton’s McDonald’s order with his own. Kind of romantic if you think about it

BlueSky was right. Marty Supreme might be my favorite movie. Happy New Year

The Unhinged II: Baby Geniuses

Can finally make the announcement that I’m making my reality competition debut. Do you think I have what it takes to be America’s Next Chopped Unc?

If I managed one this year, I'll probably just keep going forever. Exclusively for Bluesky, it's my 2025 Blog! #Blogmanay🥳

Went out for the game and just got denied service wtf

Hell yeah

Merry Christmas, everyone

Eddington and Pipe Rock theory are the two most prescient cultural works of 2025 that I think are just like clear Rosetta Stones for understanding this era of internet/social media www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzuj...

The Defiant?

Instead of your regularly scheduled broadcast we will have an encore presentation of Bari’s interview with the dumbass wife of a Nazi podcaster.