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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Facebook is so good

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Eugenicists like Elon act like they come to these conclusions out of pure logic and not a position of greed and selfishness. He said himself he views others as NPCs, so their lives are expendable, not like the billions of dollars he hoards. Humanity goes forward through cooperation not competition

Vaxxed?

*a mayoral candidate has cultivated excitement and nationwide support across all age groups, inspiring voters to register and partake in the political process* Jefferies: hmmm what if we kept pivoting right instead?

Scott Adams thinking he’s going to get the life saving cancer treatment that’s been denied to so many people only for RFK Jr to hand him some raw milk. “Drink as much as you need”

“Everyday feels more and more like the movie Robocop” shouldn’t be aspirational but let’s hope, in this case, we get a happy ending

perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring

I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say these people look like actual demons from hell

Thinking about the Stargate: SG1 episode Revisions where a planet have fully surrendered their free will to the decisions of AI but it can’t solve an issue of dwindling resources so it just lies and forces people to sacrifice themselves in order to keep smaller and smaller groups alive

The funniest thing about Elon is he definitely feels like someone who got rich off the wish of a Monkey’s Paw. He’s the richest man in the world but he can’t buy the one thing that would make him happy: being cool and epic online

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

We stan a queen

*candidate advocates for ending the genocide, feeding starving children, free health care, defunding the police* Dems: their messaging is too extreme! republicans would tear them apart! *candidate has a totenkopf tattoo the size of a grapefruit on their chest* Dems: purity tests again? 🙄

Graham Planter looking at his tattoo in the mirror every morning for 20 years.

I’m honestly sick of 2025. Israel are out and proud Nazis, Republicans are out and proud Nazis, and even when the “opposition party” in the United States are revealed to be Nazis, they don’t have the shame to resign in disgrace. It’s Nazis all the way down, man. Go fuck yourself, buddy

When I see someone else destroying the White House

Face your Judgement

“Hm okay guys the Young Republicans group texts were released where they’re all heiling Hitler and a republican congressman is literally hanging a swastika flag in his office. How do we respond?” The response:

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

You know she runs a McDonald’s like it’s the navy

The daily weaponized incompetence from my coworkers has broken my brain. I must reject society, gallop into the woods. I hear the siren bellows of the noble squatch. The absolute freedom of the North American Ape Man is my destiny

Shrooms and watching Roku City kinda night

Honk if You Love Fred Durst

I forgot I made this

discovering insane edits recently

Vaccines for me, not for thee

Emmy-award winner Hannah Einbinder: "I have trouble with the term 'liberal Zionism' because I think it absolves the identifier of reckoning with the necessary elements for the ideology to thrive." Watch it all in Zeteo's new podcast, Beyond Israelism with Simone Zimmerman: zeteo.com/p/beyond-isr...

Hoping to one day get a third cat so I can be the Cat Juggler

this is also how i react to that pesky carbon monoxide thingy

She was a passenger on Blue Origin. I guess William Shatner and Katy Perry can also say “As an astronaut, I think people should be slaves to capitalism…”

We should all quit our jobs

Happy Caturday from this beast that demands vegan egg

Vote for me for president. My first order of business is to make the Punisher skull illegal

Embarrassing dems acquiesced and memorialized a nazi grifter who couldn’t even keep the momentum to his own national holiday a month later.

31 years of the biggest seed bell you have… no, that’s too big. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.