I would dearly love to spend 24 hours inside the mind of someone who posts "where are the gloves?" under every food preparation video they see

Look listen I'm just saying that AEW isn't dissauding my suspicions that at least one spanner has been thrown into the mens' world title scene recently 🤼

SotC then and SotC now

Wrestlers using grown up words is good actually 🤼

LUTHER MAKING THE PAY WINDOW HELL YEAH BROTHER 🤼

Everybody goes wild for consensual wife on husband violence 🤼

Gabe Kidd after this match 🤼

Gabe got that cocaine energy 🤼

Gabe Kidd isn't a gimmick that's just what Nottingham is like

Gabe Kidd follow the best traditions of your countrymen and burn down the White House 🤼‍♂️

Oh jesus stokely no 🤼

My gang bang dungarees have a lot of people asking questions already answered by my dungarees 🤼

Can't wait for the Big Stokes humiliation bit in this one 🤼

Mox wrestling like he's an 80s babyface rules actually 🤼

Mox tapping so much as a heel now has made every late match submission he gets stuck in so much more dramatic, and it will now come off as growth when he sticks them out. Commentary did a good job selling it too. Storytelling through wrestling! It's possible!

I'm just saying it would be really funny if Okada pinned New Japan's champ 🤼

34 year old trans woman here living paycheck to paycheck also unsure of her living situation by the end of next summer $AmeLilith36

"Fuck them kids" - Kropotkin

My 2026 resolution is to help more USians realise that they are in fact the Great Satan of the world

ACAB but it would be funny if Countryside Alliance cunts ran into some truncheons again

Every so often I come across a Figure 4 clip and man those dudes have really had their brains completely fried 🤼

the manliest dog is a man pretending to be a dog you could even get a little dog costume made out of leather (the manliest material) and get a special leash for your mandog

My 2026 resolution is to help more USians realise that they are in fact the Great Satan of the world

We should ask why it’s so easy for terms and concepts like “Heritage American” and “Western Chauvinism” are met with earnest analysis and exploration while academic theory produced by Black scholars are summarily dismissed by people reading introductory texts if that.

Always happy for more Zack Gibson. One day he might return to the heady heights of Shoes Off heat. 🤼

Soaking is the weaponization of entryism

The fascists aren't having fun. [yes I remind you of this weekly because it is true].

the manliest dog is a man pretending to be a dog you could even get a little dog costume made out of leather (the manliest material) and get a special leash for your mandog

There's not exactly much going in the near future to look forward to, but it is at least a privilege and honour to witness the death of US exceptionalism in real time.

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zookeepers are pick mes. "zookeeper" is an oppressive class, like Millennial people or demisexual people.

I keep slaying tihs

They should arm the foxes

Worth noting that Stephen Miller almost certainly knows Sinatra and Martin had immigrant parents. He's just trolling, trying to get outraged people to spread his bigoted message through their corrections.

back in Embra tomorrow and I'm gonna get a salt and chili munchie box just so I can annoy a USian. a bounty of deep-fried beige.

I remember taking the mandatory engineering ethics class in college where we learned about how your job comes with serious responsibility; how software that handles medicine delivery can kill people if there are bugs or how the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse happened. No one seemed to care.

Go watch @mysterywrestling.bsky.social

FOOL OF A FUCKING TOOK

underrated aspect of Hot Fuzz is that it was the arrival of a single family of travellers that inspired insatiable bloodlust in the entire population of a quaint English village

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Big part of why all these game studios are coming out with ridiculous statements of "oh yeah, we use generative AI, but not for anything important!" is because they know consumers hate AI but investors want to hear the studio is using AI, and they're trying to please both

The hot comeback for 2026 should be burning US flags. When I was a boy everyone loved burning US flags.

You can't even imagine destroying your national identity? Weak. Loser shit. Try harder.

Yes the US is the currently existing bloodthirsty empire of resource plundering, but sometimes Europeans make jokes about them so it balances out.

It’s not like the rules have changed: it was also the case in the 2000s that the US President could have anyone on Earth killed, for any reason he fancied. The thing that has changed is that nobody now bothers denying this is what it is, and always was.

He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering. www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...

He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup