Fitzgerald’s Chest of Horrific Blood-Stained Implements
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Pope Leo says, “Opus Deis NUTS!”
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Bobby Hill profile pic? That’s a follow from me
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My group chat leaked and now everyone knows that me and the homies are gassing each other up over our latest baked goods
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Pretty wild we’re gonna have a governor and AG from different parties on Virginia because we prefer the incumbent AG who shipped surplus police equipment to the IDF over the challenger who engaged in an unseemly parlor game
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Lorne Michaels calling in Chevy Chase for one more pratfall
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finally, some fuckin good news
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Richmond's infamous 'Gun Hole' is back
The Gun Hole is not lost. It was preserved by Richmonders and is headed to The Valentine.
https://richmond.com/life-entertainment/local/article_a5d332c4-cc7a-497a-9acc-c65e69533af9.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky&utm_campaign=user-share
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Wasn’t Vance famously in a bunch of group chats with the youth?
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You look like you’re not getting enough potatoes in your diet
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Let’s just say the transfer was not smooth
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More like Abigail Spamburger on account of all these emails she is sending
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If the yogurt isn’t Fage I am saying, “Fa no”
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If you see this post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only)
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More like HPop Demon Kunters if you ask me
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I should call her
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keep your eyes peeled for my album coming out: Two Fluffernutters in My Fannypack
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No doubt about it
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8 days ago
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Bitch, ya heard?
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@eitmonline.bsky.social
BLAZE EM UP! WINDOWS DOWN
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The Nobel Prize was an early sign of society’s descent into participation trophy culture
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I can’t believe they preempted Jeopardy! for a gubernatorial debate
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@eitmonline.bsky.social
Canadian Thanksgiving weekend
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Trent Grisham looking like Cheech Marin with that mustache
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Good evening
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Eat fruit everyday
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Been reading the news the last couple of days, and I am dumbfounded to realize that most Virginia politicians wouldn’t go back in time to kill baby Hitler
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This one gets very spooky at Halloween sometimes
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Fitzgerald’s Chest of Horrific Blood-Stained Implements
“Crazy how many fascists escaped to South America after WW2,” I say to my friend as we enjoy a beer at a Knights of Columbus-sponsored Oktoberfest in the southern US
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[George Mason University economics professor voice]: The problem with inflatable sex dolls is that they are one-use only
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Greg Goose vodka
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Porcini hash re-up came in the mail today
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“Crazy how many fascists escaped to South America after WW2,” I say to my friend as we enjoy a beer at a Knights of Columbus-sponsored Oktoberfest in the southern US
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Good afternoon
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Potato and onion focaccia
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@eitmonline.bsky.social
at this point this guy’s policy would be really cheap
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Never move in adjacent to the hot dog bar
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Good morning
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Ruin a band with law Green Day O’Connor
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Potatoes
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Bravely drinking all the Hefeweizen in the Paulaner mix pack because my wife doesn’t like it
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This complex occupies an entire block, so there’s no alley, but I have pissed on the brick wall on 3 of the 4 sides
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28 days ago
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The overflow onto the pizza stone made a little egg man and his dog
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29 days ago
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Good morning
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Voila
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30 days ago
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Chocolate cake
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He sidelined Jimmy Kimmel so he wouldn’t step on the jokes he had ready for his Fox interview
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about 1 month ago
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If I was Antifa, would I know how to do the Chicken Dance, officer?
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Hiding my Antifa softball league championship trophy in the attic until things cool off
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My local Antifa chapter decided to disband after President Trump declared us a terrorist organization. Now I have nothing to do Wednesday evenings
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The most important thing is to never joke or make light of political violence
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