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Dum.

IVANNA SCHLOPPYKOCH GOT DUMPED?!?!

“Don't pull the plug on me, no no Keep it in and keep me high”

Rest in peace and woah, woah, chicken grease.

Just pushed play on "Raw" to watch at its regularly scheduled time and have no idea what's going to happen tonight. NOT!

Anyone else working today?

Ice Nine Kills is on quite a heater.

My shoelaces only untie the second I enter a public bathroom.

Don't bring up once having a turtle bolognese until everyone finishes the non-turtle one.

The first all-Christmas station flip is on the board!

Hearing Nate Ruess' voice has made my day. (And tomorrow's playlist.)

A middle schooler last night was asking if the show ever tries to catch cheaters or follows up on dates, but I had the heart not to tell him.

Easy-breezy, eggplant-squeezy.

After Joshua and Twitch danced the Trepak together on their season of "So You Think You Can Dance," Nigel said it was something that will be spoken about for many years to come. That was 2008.

You watch a couple of high-speed slow motion camera videos and the algorithm is convinced that’s all you want to see anymore, which is right!

Not much worse than getting fired up by detestable hashtags on the bike and then failing to catch them.

“Fuck you again!” -Shane Lowry, probably

Who stormed it better: UVA fans or Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve?

That launch...

Flickerstick released a new song yesterday and no. One. TOLD ME!

Does anyone other than Elliot not have a garbage can in a home bathroom?

And you all thought they could change the date of a teaser trailer.

Caps hockey!

How many blocked field goals have there been in the last five minutes?

With this heat, how bad do the orchard diapers smell?

Happy Biffy!

Before you call me nuts for not having a phone case just remember there are people with Clear icons now.

Sean, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all B-flat.

Absolutely cannot hear Liquid Glass without thinking Liquid Ass.

Springboard. Mexican. Destroyer.

John Daly got a 19 on a hole and still shot an 88? Legend.

Enjoyed Ed Sheeran’s ‘Play’ more than the critics, but bad reviews aside, “In Other Words” is about to be everywhere.

How much (more) did Saudi Arabia pay?

Been asked once again and yes, Joan gets paid for her services, auto-renews.

Saving Silverman: Episode I - The Tandem Premise

The pop was incredible, obviously. But she wrestled during my 20-year hiatus, so what do I need to know about AJ Lee?

Mahomes : Rice :: Kelce : Worthy

Color me impressed, Derek Carr.

I shit on hoes for sure, but I ain't into the scat.

Five-disc box set!

Second week of middle school, first shelter-in-place.

Anudity?

The most important lesson I’ve imparted on my children is never rely on a food truck at a brewery.

He's definitely going to mispronounce the Emma Stone movie.

Godjesus!

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So…toner in your eye hurts!

Never been more distracted at work than right now... 🧨

Just learned that Rei Ami, the singing voice for Zoey in 'KPop Demon Hunters,' went to my son's high school. And I get (I guess?) that they didn't have time during student transition day to discuss, but by week's end, there better be a course!