HA! Both kids thought it was a real spinner title belt, so they were actually disappointed by the cake.

Pour one out for the 12' snowman. The fan appears to have melted away, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it. I was just working at the computer and heard a change in the hum. I looked out and Frosty went thumpety, thump, thump onto his face. But (!) he waved goodbye, saying...nothing. He dead.

If you’re playing Whamageddon, check those holiday ride playlists! ❌♥️❌♥️

Called what I thought were a lot of companies’ bluffs for their Black Friday/Cyber Monday prices and they were not.

There are already delays!?

So we’re doing this Rumble style?! Ok…

First Christmas card! 📮

They Are Here They Love Us We Are Never Alone We Are One

The driver behind me is definitely shirtless.

I wonder if the guy who called during follow-ups for the Potomac Yard HOA knows why he got tens of thousands of downloads or just stopped listening after hanging up.

Another milestone ride without a high five…

Great start to the weekend! #Rovers

Remember this morning's dementia discussion? Well, as we finished and Elliot solicited for follow-up phone calls, I said, "Don't pick the show up ... can we keep with that tone?" My bad.

BOHOL!!!

Special reserve toys!

Always love seeing toothpaste in the office bathroom sink.

What was the point of Cena's match at Wrestlepalooza!?

Was that the Siuuu?!

Oof, the network totally blew the setup to that field goal.

Shh, cuida'o, que nadie nos escuche Shh, cuida—

Just got out of the shower, tapped the phone to wake it, and panicked that I was late for work.

Welcome back, Robyn!

Hot take: Ribbons and strings for hanging Christmas tree ornaments are too long.

Not being able to get beer before a 7:30 AM kick-off will be the #1 reason Shoppers is missed…by me.

After a week of Mannequin Pussy contesting, can I play Lily Allen’s “Pussy Palace” now?

Love how Genea Mobile Access never fails when you're not rushing back from a bathroom break during the show.

David Severs?

More Paddington content!

Happy SAD!!

Atop my head, I also wore that elastic-banded, black plastic from The Great Houdini Hat Full Of Magic.

0 DAYS SINCE LAST CRY 🤧 ON THE BIKE

They're replacing cast-change slips with QR codes?! I blame U2!?

So...this ROSALÍA album is gonna be insane.

Every single Chubb insurance ad sounds like an SNL commercial parody.

Speaking of KISS, how about "Mistake"?? Dadgum, Paul!!

“No wreckin' ball is gonna knock it down Nobody's gonna come to steal the keys This is the people's house The house of you and me” Boy, was Bon Jovi off on this one.

Just watched a full ad on YouTube like the Skip button didn't even exist. AMA.

Full name: Jerbert Lagrange?

🦎

Dum.

IVANNA SCHLOPPYKOCH GOT DUMPED?!?!

“Don't pull the plug on me, no no Keep it in and keep me high”

Rest in peace and woah, woah, chicken grease.

Just pushed play on "Raw" to watch at its regularly scheduled time and have no idea what's going to happen tonight. NOT!

Anyone else working today?

Ice Nine Kills is on quite a heater.

My shoelaces only untie the second I enter a public bathroom.

Don't bring up once having a turtle bolognese until everyone finishes the non-turtle one.

The first all-Christmas station flip is on the board!

Hearing Nate Ruess' voice has made my day. (And tomorrow's playlist.)