Happy Spring!

Will you wake up to me?

"... just whip their ass tonight against Italy and they'll make a big deal because Italy has the little espresso machine in their dugout ... but then we're into the quarterfinals. Like, then we start mattering." -Elliot

Warby Parker doesn't do Home Try-On anymore?

Really hope Sammy and the band keep “Humans Being” in the Vegas residency setlist. ‘Cause along with “Freebird” and “No More Tears,” it’s in my air guitar top three.

If you were getting married this weekend and you played Olivia Rodrigo's cover of "The Book Of Love," I would cry.

It IS clicking, Joe.

Ah, the time of year for college basketball updates...from the anchor desk.

Same, but make it Skeery. And Elliot calling him.

Not here to fuck spiders.

Danhausen on RAW 1000x better than the reveal.

How's it feel, now I'm the fuckboy?

SIRIUS! RAY CLAY!!

Upon bending over to clean up after Meadow, a sweatshirt drawstring glided across the top of a yet-to-be closed poop bag. So, if you're wondering, that's why I smell like dog crap.

By the way, how much did Chicago pony up?!? Cody at TILT, Punk & Lee at Skydeck, Kit & Truth at Second City!?! Best city ever, so I'm all about it, but DAMN.

That may have been the dumbest (smartest, too?) week of radio in history.

Anyone else have the crying baby from "One Big Mob" stuck in their head?

Much easier to snap when you don’t have to bend.

Braves…

Ha! He yelled, "SHIT!!"

Olympic champion > Gold medalist

Too early to call “Çike Çike” the song of the summer?

Do NOT search “Ohashi” on X to find Blackburn’s game-winning 95th minute goal if surrounded by families.

ALYSA!!!! ⛸️🥇🫦

Middle school daughter just referred to earrings for dance as "so tuff" and I so can't want to tell Elliot.

Just learned my birth year representation in the Chinese zodiac is specifically water dog. Recognized for being conscientious, intuitive, and... empathetic. 💪OVE!

“Drive All Night” live from The River Tour, Tempe 1980 just made me ugly cry on a walk with the dog.

Happy Valentine’s Day 💘

Spruik...is a word...I just learned. However, you know I'm using it. Today!

You could almost convince me to do a farm brewery today.

¡Wepa!

Oh, hello, Leicester City..

Out of the bottom three!

When did CAVA change the kids meal?

I cannot, for the life of me, imagine coming in each morning just to record the next day's show.

Two more days off?! How about businesses!?

Pains me to say this, but “Deliver Me From Nowhere” is just not a great film.

Harry Christmas!

This is why Cole Walliser can't have nice things?

The best part of the New York trip though was being referred to as a “famous newsman.” About time someone got it right!

The Cranberries! “Zombie”?! What is this? Darts!?

Never. Mind! Nicholas Christopher freakin’ killed it. Stole the damn show, in my opinion. Wasn’t ’Chess’ good? Oh, so good. It was GREAT!!

Remember how carefree last night was? (I don’t.)

With no show prep tonight, I have all this stuff I want to watch even though I obviously know it will just be everyone else watching a passed-out me come 8:00.

Did Verizon check her wife’s mail?

𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 & 𝓑𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓵

UPDATE: The dartboard is not up.

Introducing for the first time, as a scheduled guest and not a walk-in, Tyler Molnar! (That's what Hair Cuttery could have just said.)