Sundays without show prep...

The lantern flies are going to be soooo bad this year..

Um… the drag brunch at Crooked Crab sounds AMAZING!! I’m next door, but definitely coming back!

If all that prep was for nothing...

Love when there's blood on your hand and you can't figure out from where!

Man, are people going to be upset when we have to BE somewhere by 11:00 AM on Thursday..

If I ever run for office, priority number one will be prohibiting big kitchen from counting set lids as pieces.

Rooftop bar or waterfront dining?

Land of Hope and Dreams!

Hate to make you download any app, especially this category of "entertainment," but the FOX One and affiliate picture are like chalk and cheese.

Just tried Steve’s salad pasta combo…

sombr got a 'Steve Knicks' shirt!?!

Should have seen the ̶w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ ad break coming...

So Jon Landau is testifying in front of Congress and Bruce Springsteen is a Wall Street Journal reporter investigating? Got it.

One year later, are mics still ringing?

White! Wynns!!

Does your parent have a Wheel Watchers Club SPIN ID?? Mine does!

My mom just referred to someone as a “daddy-mama” and I’m just as lost as you.

"Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) -Walt Whitman" —Peloton's Denis Morton

Please do note though that NEITHER one of them reached the 225 WPM mark to be IN the courtroom.

Just came across an old Shoppers receipt and got sad.

Damn, Ronald!

Oof! #1500 in the queue for Power to the People Festival and thought for sure I was golden, but "Tickets are sold out now." 😿

Hope there are many …𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒!

Learning that Rainbow is Gen Z's sandal of the summer has totally made my days wearing them for the last 20+ years mean something. Now, if only I was 20 years OLD.

⛅??

Wait, is it not gonna rain today?

It’s summer 2026!!! (Joe Nolan said so.)

Your Jersey Shore reservation was...

Mr. Sexy Legs?

Melanie C's "Undefeated Champion," which is a bop btw, comes on and all I can think about is the toilet clogger.

Maybe we're just being trolled with all this SASE behavior 🙏

Most Streamed Artist?

“Wow, okay” is a thought that runs through my head multiple times every morning.

FUCKING BRACKETS HOW DO THEY WORK

Solicitor at 9:30!?!

Recipreciprocity?

I KNEW they were The Cockroaches!

After you buy something from At Home, how do you get it to stop smelling like At Home?

Don't bother randomly calling your dog, "Goody Four Paws," and thinking you've come up with a brilliant idea. Stupid "Trusted Dog Walker in NW London"!!

SPF 4?? That's an oil or lotion!

You know what I could do without? This recent batch of math dreams. And that was a decent subject for me, so these are nightmares!

🖐️ 🤟 HOURS!!!

Braves don't play Phillies again until September?!

🇯🇵

By the way, I lied about the blanket you wear. I actually didn't get it for my birthday. I got it for Christmas.

Sure would like to watch this series...

Club WWE?!?

So good to be back together this morning, but what’s even better? We get to do it all over again tomorrow.