This is the dad of every single kid I went to elementary school with.

Going to hire a medium so my great, great grandfather has to see this.

Yeah so he's this economist who's really short, like 4'11, and he was in the Clinton administration but sort of as Bill's token left-wing voice on economics. Anyway now his millennial son is the soyfacing host of a game show on a weird internet platform called Dropout TV, which he's also the CEO of.

Bummed to hear about Todd Snider. I saw him multiple times over the years and always appreciated his songwriting. youtu.be/brGejICypfc?...

When it's too cloudy for Matt Skiba to see the Northern Lights youtu.be/fUjzjGOxkUs?...

If you're not familiar with the song Assman, you should be. youtu.be/C06jAb-e_iU?...

When it's too cloudy for Matt Skiba to see the Northern Lights youtu.be/fUjzjGOxkUs?...

Brady Bunch-themed thrash metal band called Moshia Moshia Moshia.

I call your mom's boobs the northern lights because everyone's posting pictures of them.

So many people are sharing the Northern Lights but holy shit. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to see them and I finally got to. PLUS while looking at them an incredibly bright shooting star went by!

Here's my pitch: Bond is on a Department of Corrections airplane full of prisoners that have hijacked it. He must physically swap faces with the most dangerous criminal because, and hear me out people, a group of radicalized Marines have taken over Alcatraz.

I haven't had alcohol since the early spring but I do have a 5mg gummy in the privacy of my home most nights. I'm much healthier because of it. It looks like I'll be driving to Michigan more often. Fuckers

In 2014 Scott County Indiana experienced an HIV outbreak. Then Gov Mike Pence ignored evidence-based guidance and delayed the use of his emergency powers, which allowed infections to spread. This is a look back published last month.

Shout-out to this delightful retired teacher who simply shook his head no when a clue about Travis Scott was read on Jeopardy. He definitely seems like the kind of teacher you thought was a dick when you were 16 but recognize as being incredible when you hit your 30s.

Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore

My wife's passed along a wedding card for us from a great aunt. I certainly appreciate it but it should be noted that: A: the great aunt died a year ago B: We got married in the summer of 2007 and the aunt has forgotten to pass it along to us ever since.

"Just because it's in the public domain doesn't mean it's a bad tune" - Guy whose favorite song is Camptown Races

HOO HOO MOTHERFUCKING HOOSIERS!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

"More like WKRPooP!" - Me, yelling insults at the bad guy who's from Cincinnati.

The opposite for me, actually. Mamdani keeps texting me but I won't open them so they appear as being seen. I like the guy but I need a little break from hanging out.

Looks like Mike Braun's prayers didn't work.

If you can't see my terrible ska puns, it's because your account has hidden rude posts.

Happy Electric Nebraska Day to all who celebrate.

You can't even make incredibly annoying ska puns anymore because of woke.

This is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to a Cuomo since the Teal Album.

Some of you never watched Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus and it shows.

I hate to say it, but my band that does Coen Brothers-themed parodies of Morgan Wallen songs, Bro Country For Old Men, has broken up.

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

New tattoo

Gotta post "Ska Angeskas Skadgers" before Bluesky adds a dislike button

If I coached a major league team, I'd tell my players to steal every time they get on base. I have no room on my roster for the shy or the cowardly.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My ten year old out of nowhere: Did you know Harriet Tubman had narcolepsy?

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

My son wanted to be side characters from The Simpsons. Milhouse. Sideshow Mel, and Duffman.

My son wanted to be side characters from The Simpsons. Milhouse. Sideshow Mel, and Duffman.

"The Wolfman Can't Come" by Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band is novelty song you should be playing this weekend. The video is so good youtu.be/1MPRv7WEHYQ?...

Please. Mr. Steakhouse is my father's name. Call me Ruth's Chris.

That is correct for $800! (Your current score: $42600)

Somehow on an online purchase, my address from 15 years ago auto filled and my package was delivered there. Now I gotta knock on the door like a stupid weirdo and explain why they got a delivery for a complete stranger.

Someone just sent me this asking if it was real. I was skeptical but checked my phone notifications. It's been deleted, but it was real.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a MOTHERFUCKING MARTY MONDAY!

It is with sadness and appreciation that I must announce my Little Shop of Horror-themed ska band, Skaddenly Skamour, has decided to call it quits.

The sexiest thing a woman can do is walk up to you, nuzzle her face against yours, give your earlobe a slight nibble, and scream "IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG" like Tony Schiavone.