I hate when you bite your cheek and then that part of your cheek gets swollen so then you just keep biting that part of your cheek over and over and it only gets worse

I taught 5th grade for 3 weeks no problem. I taught 1st grade for 1 week and I got sick. kids are DISGUSTING lol

*sigh* I should call her

after being in grad school for 2 years and working retail part time, can I just say it's so nice to have a real job and make real money and have the weekends off to get to just do whatever I want and hang out with my husband

there's only one good streamer and he's a bald 37 year old from vancouver

trying to wrangle/teach/entertain 20 six-year-olds on three hours of sleep and after a 12-hour day yesterday is......certainly something to try to do.

I ate fast food twice today dont judge me

clicking the huge button that says "review scams" seems like just the way for a scammer to get me 🧐

I got a permanent teaching job for the rest of the school year (not substituting), teaching 1st grade. today's my first day!!!

school was canceled today and I have done basically nothing besides sleep and eat junk food.

I think i finally cracked the code of the long commute: iced coffee & a funny podcast in the morning; fizzy drink & music-so-loud-i-can-hardly-think in the afternoon.

they stole an hour from women

it's not fair that my precious weekend is one hour shorter, but I think I made up for it by having such a great day today 💙

mini pot de goo

one (1) week back in the classroom and ive seamlessly transitioned right back into being a certified Bag Lady

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I should be able to make multiple different groups of "close friends" for my IG stories. I have "close friends" in the US and canada but sometimes I wanna post stuff only for americans to see lol

my little shrimp

found out today that I'm about to be making more money than I ever have in my entire career, and I'm just a long term substitute right now. life is grand.

trying to write one email at 8:45pm after my adderall has worn off is literally torture. how do I craft a professional-sounding sentence?????

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

c'mon dawg,

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

big life news: I got a teaching job!!!!

Aw shit, here we go again

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

We are going to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie again tomorrow, and I'm very excited. It's the most I've had a movie totally envelope my brain in a long time. You should see it - even (and maybe especially) if you haven't seen any of their past stuff.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

newfoundland time zone actually benefitting me for once because while everyone in ontario has to get up at 8am for the gold medal hockey game, we get to sleep in till 9:30am

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

sometimes I get a weird little feeling (not deja vu, but something like that I guess) where I'll be like "oh yeah, i really uprooted my whole life and moved to canada. I did it. I live in canada now"

he really hit em with the ol' prince philip

what do you call the complete and utter implosion of the life of one of the more prominent members of the royal family? a good start

having a huge bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner

look all im saying is I think its weird that I turn on my tv and it knows that robert duvall died. I dont want my tv to know anything

this morning, THIS little creature crawled inside my sweatshirt, stuck her head out the neck hole, put her face right next to my face, and proceeded to GAG violently right next to my face (so I thought she was going to THROW UP IN MY MOUTH). I will never emotionally recover from this

saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it

fixed it for you

let's gooooooo

every episode of grand designs I watch is just like a countdown to covid lmao

god forbid a woman has hobbies

I can't sleep & I have an 8.5 hour first aid/CPR class today 😫

i would rather disable all audio devices in my life and never make or listen to music ever again than unmute this eleven second video

have an eye exam today and ive already been dreading the little puff of air test/thing for several days 😫