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day 6 of summer: I made the banner (from nirvanna the band the show) in tomodachi life enjoyed a rare thunderstorm watched a bad x-men movie made fish tacos with my lovely husband 10/10, why can't every day be summer

@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social I am a teacher who just started summer break. I want you to know that your silly x men movie has now prompted me to watch x men, x-2, x men: the last stand, and now tonight: x men: first class

good day to log off and go for a 2 mile hike at a nature park

if i said what i wanted to say about scotus i'd get a visit from federal agents so i will simply say fuck the supreme court

overheard in the teachers lounge today: "Is there a reason it always smells like vomit?" "Uh, I don't know, welcome to kindergarten?!"

one thing i respect about the UK is they’ll choose a prime minister and then almost immediately turn around and be like “actually we fucked up, this guy sucks”

they’re calling it infowars summer

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

Just watched this. If you are a lover of weird, bad, b-movie-ish cinema, you gotta see it. Some truly wild stuff in here.

the only CHEETO I'm worried about is the one in the danged WHITE HOUSE

If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over

one hill that I am absolutely willing to die on is that class sizes at the elementary level should be wayyyyy smaller

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

as my dear husband pointed out: "at least you didn't marry someone who watches sports"

god damnit I hate this annoying man and once again he is on my tv.

I made a bottle of screech (newfoundland rum) in tomodachi life

not me running errands after school and I haven't peed since 10 this morning bc im a teacher and now im about to piss my pants and im drinking a mountain dew because fuck it

just makin' a cute lil guy

got these at costco last week and they fuckin slap. +1000/10, highly recommend

Billionaires must be targeted with tax policy and antitrust policy not because it helps everyone else (though it does) but because their political power must be limited so they can't wreck the world the way they're currently doing

I walked across a mystical forest today.

Some quick edits from today's adventures. Had a close encounter with a red fox, saw the chimney, saw the cross fox again (with a rat in his mouth and an iceberg in the distance), and saw a beautiful sunset over Trinity Bay (among other things).

folks,,

I've only gone and bloody done it

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

I'm gonna lose my mind because of these children, man

things are going swimmingly in tomodachi life

lord help me I'm back on my bullshit (feeding french fries to seagulls outside the costco)

having severe PMS symptoms and being a first grade teacher are a fucking brutal combo.

my main goal in tomodachi life now is to get Mulder and Scully to fall in love and have a baby, and then to edit the mii of the baby so it looks like a little green alien

sometimes you eat something and you think that humans have created something too decadent, to the degree that we deserve to be punished for our sins or cursed on a cosmic level. the costco vanilla/chocolate swirl caramel brownie sundae is one of those things.

how many chrome tabs do you think i have open on my phone right now?

shes trying to do dark maga lmao

imposter syndrome will really make you believe youre shit at something you HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN huh

christian: let's fend for ourselves for dinner tonight me: three hash browns and a ginger ale it is for me then

praxis

as soon as he dies im gonna throw a huge party.

the children were absolute terrors today, im on day 3 of antibiotics for strep throat, time to *checks notes* buy a bunch of snacks at the gas station and go to an exclusive 16mm screening of reefer madness.

these children are so gross I think they gave me strep throat im going to cryyyy

the caramel churro cold brew at tim horton's tastes like a candle, just so y'all know. do NOT recommend

I love to be so tired and wake up too early and not be able to go back to sleep, its so awesome

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.

I filed our canadian taxes, please clap.