real 30 rock fans will remember that the reason they're showing bon jovi so much during the superbowl is because he's under contract as nbc's artist in residence so he has to be there

guess who bought an immersion blender this week?!

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

Never Forget

happy happy birthday to my amazing partner @meatcastlegameware.com !!!!!!! can't wait to see what the next year will bring!

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

I am once again asking for a time-share situation but for snowblowers

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

animal crossing subreddit knows what's up

im crying i was NOT prepared for the real baby/dummy switcheroo

me: why do i feel like im gonna puke? also me: *all ive had to eat today is iced coffee and three oreos*

february 2026 is an empirically perfect month and ALL OTHER MONTHS should be the same. 28 days, exactly four weeks, and it starts on a sunday. perfect.

why is my youtube algorithm totally fucked?

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

I hate my next door neighbor who plays music too loud in his goddamn tesla in his driveway for at least 30 mins every day. his car is like 20 feet from our living room and its really annoying!

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

saw your mom at the grocery store

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

jackbox games is always so on the money

ICE actively preying on more small children to abduct and send to concentration camps. Every single person responsible for this should be sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in one of their own camps, with the same crowding, rancid food, etc. You built it, enjoy it forever.

just a little appreciation post for my amazing partner @meatcastlegameware.com ❤️❤️❤️ they're the best & i love them so much!

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

fun fact: me & andromeda & betelgeuse all have the same birthday!

I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff

BYE BITCH

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Absolutely shameful to throw your employee under the bus when they’re murdered, but that’s what happens when you’re in the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the world

fyi this is the quilting subreddit right now. We Are Going To Win

I’ve never heard of a “law enforcement” agency putting an officer who just killed someone back on the street under 24 hours. And that’s because all shootings are treated as homicides pending investigation. This is as clear a sign as you’ll get that DHS personnel enjoy practical immunity from murder.

Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want." Really?

didnt you fly to switzerland last week, dipshit?

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

“billboard”

is it just me or does it seem like this could potentially be a Big Deal

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

I keep thinking about this fact that his last words were are you okay and hers were I'm not mad at you and it feels like a weird coincidence but it's just a reflection of the fact that the people who are coming out to take care of their neighbors are good and the people who are after them are bad

thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head

I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

at the dentist 🥺

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 IT 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

this man so often speaks to my soul, it's so wonderful to watch

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

I hate that the name i go by isn't my full name. every important document in my life says katherine but I'm just kate