New Japanese users! こんにちは! Welcome to Bluesky! "Alf" (1986-1990) was a television show about a puppet space alien who wanted to eat cats. "Hog" is a euphemism, or slang that (thread, 1/47)

the elder in "Bluesky Elder" stands for Elder Millennial

My pitch to save the marvel cinematic universe is simple. Give the people what they want: Glob & Doop

Retirement: Secured

Preparing my mind and body for the bhatura cholle

No respect! Even from the ai! I asked chatgpt what I could do to make my wife happy -- it told me to kill myself!

I didn't read enough comics this year (only 171 tpbs)

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping

I own Sarah Silverman's Mario Kart 64

They're scared to show us timothée's penis. So many opportunities in Marty Supreme but they refuse! Cowards!!

appreciate the "this advertisement contains ai generated imagery" fine print - yeah no shit - the whole thing looks like shit

If enough of us THUMBS UP Arli$$ they have to bring it back

HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW

Letterboxd removed Heated Rivalry, so I can't add it to this list

watching Heated Rivalry on HBOMax and the only ad is for the NFL's OFFICIAL POKER APP and it plays 9 times per episode

I see

We need to keep making Gay Hockey shows until at least one (1) NHL player comes out

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping

should I tell my dad to watch Heated Rivalry

Tony Tim is dead. he died

Underneath both of them right now so let's use these photos from this morning when the sun came out

@lennyburnham.bsky.social let's watch the Oscars (in 2026)!

Marty Supreme should be in 3D. The chairs should move and you get splashed with water. This is barely a Marty Classic

Knowing where to park for free is how you establish residency in Los Angeles

sun in shining

And on the third day, Tiny Tim returned

They're probably hanging out right now

people saying bsky is boring need to understand it's just because they're not following enough people.................they can remedy this by following ME and receiving 10,000 psychic projections where i am in various states of crisis and agony beamed directly into their mind every day

I don't have to see mark cuban acting dumb and it's not even a Christmas miracle. It's because 2 years ago I clicked a button that muted anyone who follows Jesse Singal. A little gift for myself!

I think the 4K Blu-ray subreddit might be the least toxic male space online OP: Upgraded my player! First comment: Nice! What are you going to play on it first?! Second comment: Not the OP but I would choose Gladiator! I typed this from memory, but this is real, this is what happens on there

Maybe they should let users turn ON "Adult Content" and "Rude" posts just from the people we follow, and HIDE or WARN for people we don't.

personally speaking, I don't think Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes is ADULT CONTENT

i wonder if smurfs can see in color

There comes a time in a man's life when he decides to watch all 161 episodes (and 12 OVAs) of Ranma 1/2

that sign can't stop me, I have oppositional defiant disorder

I ate the gigantic amc pretzel

How it started // how it's going

And Tiny Tim, who did sing Tiptoe Through the Tulips, died in 1996

an Extremely Boring Trailer even if you ARE into the movie

My child watched me loot a rat I killed in Skyrim for its rat meat and told me I have “a raccoon mind.”

the mods are hard at work

You should be able to sort quote-posts by most popular

Waiting to see Anaconda before revealing my influential list of the year's Best Films

Everyone Is 12 Theory CONFIRMED

At an open mic for the first time in a minute and unfortunately there's like 50 people signed up and even worse: all of them are funny