"Juicero For Blood" is an all time scam. I respect the brazenness so much that I almost don't care that everyone involved didn't get sentenced to life in prison

Praying during a game is useless. If you really want to win you gotta give the Pope a jersey that says The Pope on it

lol I park here all the time

My parents just paid another 2 months from retirement. If he had 60 days straight in SNF, Medicare would have paid. But he went to the hospital 2 days before hitting the 60 day mark, resetting it. The cost is now $44k. Please donate and/or share. Every little bit helps and is hugely appreciated

Just setting the record straight, when I was texting with my brother (the notorious pedophile) about the photos of Donald Trump performing oral sex on a man on sex island, I at no time meant to imply that Bill Clinton was involved. I hope this clears things up

Please do do this. If you own a bunch of MAGA hats and are suddenly disillusioned with MAGA, it's important that you set them all on fire, ideally in an enclosed space, and post the pics

rephrasing Bluesky's head of Safety for clarity: 1) if Megyn Kelly defends Jeffrey Epstein, should comedians make fun of her in a joking way? (No) 2) okay, but what if it happened to you, a person who just said they were a victim of childhood sexual assault? Patton Oswalt's not so funny now is he!

You laugh now, but will you still be laughing when Patton Oswalt breaks into Megyn Kelly's house and feeds her into a woodchipper

The only two skeets labeled "RUDE" by Bluesky in the last 24 hours are replies to a post by Bluesky's "head of trust and safety" where he defends downplaying the crimes of Jeffrey Epstein

whoever Bluesky hired to do moderation needs to get to work banning pedophile-defending weirdos like this Aaron person

playing Phantom at 140 decibels is a great way to stop listening devices

just one of those days

I have so many words muted on here that I never have any idea what's happening. Recommended

Reporting every person who worked on this app to the Mods (his holiness the Pope)

Only been back in LA for 12 hours and already have seasonal affective disorder. We should all live somewhere with better weather

Happy Halloween (Orthodox)

Good news?

744 followers. I'd do anything for 745

I like that bluesky respects Putting weird spaces in your poasts. That could be Useful. Twitter was weird about 3 spaces . It didn't always respect it .

everyone who works at bluesky is an irredeemable weirdo, but the rude label was only applied ~16 times in the last 23 hours (almost exclusively to anti-John Fetterman posts) so it's fun to realize that deploying the rude label is a single weird person's job

the vast majority of posts that bluesky labeled "rude" yesterday were replies to bluesky

amazing new reply for AI slop as well

I have a business hack that will revolutionize the efficiency of air travel, generating billions of dollars in savings: My seat is in row 47. You should let me get on the plane first

This is such a funny song to bequeath to the public domain. RIP Tom; you somehow never sold out

my politics could be described as "Ted Kaczynski, but the only math I took in college was taught by Tom Lehrer"

Tired: there are no ethical uses of ai Wired: I'm getting Bob Iger fired

my dream of inflicting Bossk Yaoi on society inches ever closer to reality

Support your local library

in Honolulu Chinatown rn unlocking my Jonathan Gold Mode

me and whom

It started innocently enough, generating paintings of Mickey Mouse committing 9/11. Unfortunately, the technology was soon used for evil

MICKEY DOING 9/11 MICKEY CAUSING 9/11 MICKEY FLIES INTO WORKD TRADE CDBTER ITS NICKY HES FLING OLANE MICKEY AL WUEDA AL WUEDA AL QUEDA MICKEY TERRORIST FLYING PLANE INTO WORKD TEADE CENTER ON 911

He's not a Disgraced Pedophile. He's a renowned pedophile

One man's furry pornography is another man's furry pornography

well well well

I should be allowed to own one (1) banyan tree as a treat

Tired: I haven't shopped at Target since the boycott began Wired: I haven't Bought anything at Target since the boycott began, but I've taken a shit there like 6 times

y'all need to stop generating content and start getting hooked on phonics

this is fucking terrifying

1 cashier 1 security guard wearing SWAT gear 1 $1.79 bag of Skittles in a locked display cabinet somebody help me budget this, my business is failing

Every Rite Aid closed down after implementing a Let's Put This Place Out Of Business strategy

Fuck it, I'm pro Kim Kardashian Esq. I'm rooting for Kim now

Burmese tea leaf salad is one of humanity's great inventions