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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

They literally threw a dart and hit "Tylenol" on a big board of "Maybe this causes autism?"

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Welp here we are again, fresh out of Archaeologists for Skype a Scientist matches. This fall, we have matched 248 groups with Archaeologists for online Q&As. I have 38 more groups who need a match, but I'm out of Archaeologists! Archaeologists! Please volunteer www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html

* US IS REVOKING VISA FOR BRAZILIAN SOLICITOR-GENERAL JORGE MESSIAS, US ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL SAYS @reuters.com

good morning everyone

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

30 years in prison mininmum for anyone involved in this. Disgusting. Infuriating.

stadium blaring roundball rock as a casket is pushed out of the c-130 overhead; a big bullseye painted on the field with “free 10 oz black rifle coffee” in the center

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

"More professors in the United States have been fired for controversial views in the past week than any other week in all of American history." www.insidehighered.com/opinion/colu...

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

They don’t care if your children die.

it has never been a better time to set up a plex server with the homies

It’s 100% Calendar Man

I’ve been reporting on influencers for more than seven years now and today I had an academic decline to do an interview about them for the first time out of fear of government retaliation.

Every time I read a PKD novel, there’s all this stuff about multiple realities collapsing on some dude, which is kind of interesting, but them he also can’t afford to pay his door to leave his condo, and calling that one is what made him a genius

extremely conservative christian cafe opens with a “this is home” mural the “e” is also their logo, it is on everything

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

There’s competition, I know. But threatening to pull the broadcast licenses of the affiliates of an entire “big-3” television network unless they stop their evening talk show host from criticizing the president has to be one of the biggest First Amendment violations in U.S. history.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.

JUST IN: An independent United Nations inquiry has concluded for the first time that Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in Gaza and that the country’s top leaders have incited genocide, in what it described as “the “most authoritative UN finding to date.” https://cnn.it/3VjaHzS

“Bernie was right.” - Joy-Ann Reid

FOX news host suggests we euthanize the homeless, someone goes into two encampments and starts shooting. 13 people shot and Jacob Frey and the media are just talking about it as the new best reason to clear the encampments

Jason Alexander was born "Leonard Kravitz" and Lenny Kravitz was born "Boom-Boom Bontemps". Even in all its madness, the world can be such a magical place.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

I have nothing novel to say. Kirk was obviously a significant public figure and I expected favorable coverage after his assassination—the MSM is unlikely to dump on a guy the day after he gets shot.* But the _fawning_, my god. Have some self-respect. Genteel liberals build consent for fascism.

Klein earnestly believes we all have to learn to live together even if we "believe different things." For him, it's ONLY about belief and opinion. He is not in a category in which his reproductive rights would be abridged, his marriage would be nullified, his accomplishments dismissed as "DEI." >

the government and the people who control AI are erasing history and research in real time to distort reality www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

Go adopt Miles

Only 9 hours left in the work day, no point in starting something new

Some news: yesterday was my last at Rolling Stone. For now, I'm going solo, doing all my TV reviewing, recapping, etc., at my newsletter. I hope you'll consider subscribing. Many more details here:

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

Palpatine: I will form the FIRST. GALACTIC! EMPIRE! Mon Mothma: Ok but we won't shut the government down and I promise not to form a rebellion. Vote really hard in the next election, haha, unless he dissolves the Senate permanently. Please give me between 5 and 50 credits to fight fascism.

If i get killed because a cartoon bikini babe told the world’s biggest loser that I was a major threat, it will honestly feel a bit like a full circle moment.

Do we think the mr beast/tyson video is real? It all seemed put on to me

@sickoscommittee.org Altoona style getting slandered here

This is the shit that’s so weird to me. Like, people live with this vague idea of christianity as fundamentally noble, even though when it’s twisted into a form absolutely irreconcilable with anything recorded as Jesus’ teachings.

When I was placed on the Professor Watchlist in 2021, people sent death threats about my children. I had security officers monitor my 8yo at school. Where is all the outrage for those of us who have been targeted for years? Where is the outrage for our families? My own colleagues are silent.

I buy my cheese in blocks and grate as needed. Today, anticipating using it over the week, I grated a lot a head of time, but then spent the next 10 minutes trading fistfuls with my man here.

Is it possible to actually see the australian lady’s olympic dancing videos, or is that like I have to pay nbc to see that.

I dropped off What A Time podcast for a bit, but downloaded today’s ep and they reminded me to google this, and I’m sorry I ever left.

Ryan Fournier was arrested for allegedly hitting a woman in the head with a gun btw.

Proctology is located in A55