That they are breaking the law cannot be the rallying cry. Slavery was legal. Every person who freed themselves and others was breaking the law. The law will not save us.

Gotta exorcise this phrase from my brain before it ruins my day: Richard Jewell-Osco, directed by Clinton Taranteastwood

Surely the business community will save us

Had to blog about why I’m excited for The Devils aftermath.site/ken-russell-...

My new rules for the timeline.

This train is taking some time

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

While I was in high school, they installed CRTs hanging from the ceiling in a hunch of the classrooms. The only time I remember it being used was my french teacher trying to show us a website and a bunch a naked dudes popped up instead

“Forcing”

Matthew Rhys is a good actor, I think

Q: who has four paws and diarrhea?

I think I’m gonna turn into a guy who makes his own mayonnaise

Let me be clear. Kurt Loder is old. I’m like, half his age. I got a grandma who’s ninety, and a cousin that is 15, we’re not all the same age as an old guy we knew from way back.

Youtube keeps showing me clips from Gran Torino, and it seems like the movie is just Clint Eastwood illustrating that you can be friends with people and also say slurs about them?

I’m not that much of a gossip person, but given all the stuff around the last movie, the trailer for Olivia Wilde’s new movie has me convinced she just craves messy.

And y'all, it's 1 HOUR 54 MINUTES. The US Cut was 1h48m, the UK X Cut was 1h51m, and the janky "extended" version I have trying to place in the censored scenes is 1h53m. This is incredible news. A real Unholy Grail.

Intelligent Design doesn’t hold water, because if it were real, there’d be way more than one veggie that turns your piss into an essential oil diffuser.

24-Carrot Magic AI music video starring Bugs Bunny

This Backrooms thing seems dumb. If we’re gonna do movies from memes it should be lolcatz or that one Travis Mcelroy among us thing.

$24,000 Magic

Sometimes I do stupid shit like buy a movie ticket for the same time I have a another event, and them can’t use da film ticket. the theater has to know I didn’t scan my ticket because computers, but still asks me if they did a good job? NO!!! YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I WASN’T THERE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Pan 👏 Da 👏 Wai 👏 Tress

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, Kylie Jenner

More than one of you have mentioned that he was in a Ska band and this is complete 100% Ska band member behavior

The smoking discourse on here today is driving me nuts. 1. Smoking was great because it’s a damn drug, and you can absolutely feel nostalgic for that feeling it gave you. 2. Of course it was nasty and gross to everyone who wasn’t doing it, it’s a damn drug.

Why worry whether a case has merit when you can screw your enemies just with an indictment?

Trump is directing the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to prioritize cases of discrimination against white men, but commission staff are "struggling to find complaints with merit"

The chinese are going to hack into our precious teslas and make them not drive us into walls, which will seriously hurt our plans for whatever.

The Jurassic Park star credits CAR T-cell therapy for saving his life.

Holy shit! Where’s that fucking bird?

In through the outhouse

Wanna feel old? The band is now called The Really Old 97's. The Elderly 97's. The Actually 97's.

When there’s a time jump in a movie or show and they add a caption that says “the next day”, I think it should say “tomorrow” instead

Just a thought, maybe people would stop shooting at the president if impeachment were an option? Ben Franklin certainly thought so: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...

Imagine declaring “adolf!” to a round of applause and then gunfire

Was in the bathroom today, and it seemed remarkable how much my ears don’t stick out.

In the Russell Brand-Piers Morgan clip, he clearly has several pages marked, which leads me to confront the shocking possibility that he just decided to pull out an actually funny bit after a couple decades.

years ago someone tweeted that Evangelion is about being such a virgin that you accidentally destroy the word and FLCL is about being such a chad that you accidentally save it and someone asked what is Kill la Kill about and someone else said "ass and tiddies" I still think about this often

It's been spontaneously generating the white square for me as well, whenever I use speech to text to make a post on my phone. I've got to nudge the the draft up a bit to see the image so I can delete it. #ThePerilsOfVibecoding

Was the image carousel at the whcd, cause it kinda looks like someone killed it.

Consider this an alert to outlets that cover entertainment: The 20th anniversary of “Studio 60” is coming up in September and every comedy writer on earth will talk to you about their continued horrified fascination with it.