May they be forever shunned

Simpsons Bobs Burgers Arrested development True detective Fargo Station eleven X-files Twin peaks Millennium Adventure time Next generation DS9 Broad city Breaking bad Taaaaaales from the crypt!

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Look it happens to all presidents eventually. They all have to go on tv and explicitly state to the nation: “I am not a pedophile”

Candace Owen’s listening to Fleetwood Mac and staring at Trumps portrait: “I’ve been caught in a landslide cause I, built my liiiiiife around you.”

He can start his atonement by fucking off into the sun forever

You can wear the pervert recording glasses but only if they are clearly identifiable by a bachelorette party penis nose attachment

Jurassic Park was released closer to actual living tyrannosauruses than to today

Impeachment is not some special exception from normal politics where you shouldn't say it unless you already have the votes in hand. You go out and plainly advocate what you think should be done, and attack those who refuse to do it, just like on anything else.

Not today satan

It’s ok to drink and drive if you’re careful and not going too far

I want to believe

If trump ends up accidentally saving the world from climate change by blundering into a global oil crisis and hastening the adoption of clean energy then I will, grudgingly, have to hand it to em.

I bet there was one lazy Israelite who procrastinated putting up the lambs blood and then got his first born killed and was like “crap, I knew there was something I was supposed to do tonight”

HOW IS THIS NOT SNL

Reproduction is the OG MLM send tweet

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

@corybooker.com you do not, under any circumstances “gotta hand it to GWB”

Something I haven’t heard much about but has been in the back of my mind: what exactly was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files for 4 years??

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Lock them up! Lock them up!

ASAP - dashare.zone ADMIN

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

❤️

I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.

Abolish AND prosecute

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

Please god do it

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

I'm on the Green Line towards downtown Minneapolis ICE OUT protest. The train filled immediately. Even 20 stops away from our destination we reached capacity. People are cheering at every stop when they see people waiting to board because we are all starting to realize how big this is.

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

Go woke, go wad of bills thick enough for a horse to choke

Let’s talk about abolishing ICE. Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.” /1

What makes me sad about guys like this is that he clearly had some incisive, funny, human insight into workplace culture, which I believe fundamentally has to include a form of empathy. But he wasn’t able to apply that same insight, empathy, and humor to his own life and the world around him.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY

God grant democrat leadership the moral clarity of a tv trivia host

How many years until state AI censors automatically redact all mentions of the date “January 6th” like “June 4th” in China?

Sorry I’m a little late, did I miss anything?

Damn, that’s wild

imo the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a better use of our time than job

The Zone of Interest

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck