Go woke, go wad of bills thick enough for a horse to choke

Let’s talk about abolishing ICE. Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.” /1

Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.

What makes me sad about guys like this is that he clearly had some incisive, funny, human insight into workplace culture, which I believe fundamentally has to include a form of empathy. But he wasn’t able to apply that same insight, empathy, and humor to his own life and the world around him.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Bravest motherfuckers you've ever seen. They just saw a neighbor get murdered and still out there. Maybe let's see some local officials with the power to arrest show as much backbone as these voters PAYING YOUR FUCKING SALARY

God grant democrat leadership the moral clarity of a tv trivia host

How many years until state AI censors automatically redact all mentions of the date “January 6th” like “June 4th” in China?

Sorry I’m a little late, did I miss anything?

Damn, that’s wild

imo the video game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a better use of our time than job

The Zone of Interest

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

My official subtweet

im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing

An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.

"... please trust us now when we say that what is happening in the Chicago area is wrong. It is not law enforcement; it is terror.” The biggest names in Chicago broadcast news condemn the violent attack on the city they love. I talked to the author, Phil Ponce. open.substack.com/pub/jennifer...

*touch the stove twice

They’re not beating the green zone allegations

Tired: the president is not a crook Wired: the president is a crook, a liar, and a sex criminal, but not a pedophile Inspired: actually it’s ephebophilia

Pedocon theory stays winning. It’s not a coincidence that their economic and social policies create the conditions for this kind of exploitation.

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

Al Gore identified global warming and right wing media capture as two of our biggest problems and worked to tackle them even after “losing” in 2000. Shame we didn’t listen.

Arrested Development ass White House

Woke 2: No Mercy

This is the good shit

Hell yeah. My hot take is that LE should be held to a higher standard of behavior than civilians, not a lower one.

I would say “I’d love to see cuomos face” but he always looks like he’s sniffing something foul anyway

Every time a Cheney or Kissinger dies it feels pretty hollow given the current organized crime syndicate we’re being governed by. If the pattern holds, by the time trump and his gang finally kick we’ll be governed by actual tentacle monsters.

I just want everyone on here excited about the dodgers winning to know they’re going to visit the White House and make you feel sad and awkward very soon

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

🎵You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a Louvre criminal 🎵

Gonna take a ride into the cool zone

This bit, but it’s Graham Platner getting increasingly racist cover up tattoos

So dangerous that they must be blown into small pieces rather than arrested … unless they are actually captured in which case they may go home with a warning. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...

Just gonna watch it one more time…

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Remembering many years ago when my college roommate (Mets fan) burst into the dorm room chanting “fuck the Yankees!” at my other roommate (Yankees fan/schmuck)

Insane (and accurate) headline

*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

Release the jobs report. And while you’re at it, release the Epstein files.

This is political violence

I am begging elected democrats to call trump names: senile, stupid, mad king, tyrant, racist, criminal, and so forth. He certainly isn’t going to stop, fight fire with fire, turnabout is fair play, and it has the added benefit of being TRUE.

I went to the ICE facility Trump claims is "under siege" by antifascists and "other domestic terrorists." There were four protesters there, one a thoughtful young man in a chicken costume www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...